Happy Birthday to The Wall (Large file will take time to load)

The Birthday Party for The Wall was here Sunday 29th and Monday 30th September 2002 - below is a transcript of the goings-on. 23:54:22 [Leann] Thought I'd slip in here a few minutes early to set up balloons and streamers. 23:56:21 [Leann] Hope purple and red is okay. ;-) I brought a chocolate mocha cake too if anyone would like some. 23:56:48 [Jonathan] Hello! yes, piece of cake please! 23:56:59 [Leann] Must go for now but shall return in a bit. 23:57:19 [Leann] Hey Jonathan!!! 23:57:28 [Jonathan] Yes? 23:57:44 [Leann] It's so good to actually be able to say HI to you! 23:58:06 [Jonathan] Likewise, this is all very strange! 23:58:46 [Leann] Will you still be here in 5-10 minutes? It's my break time here at work and I MUST go out for a smoke! 23:59:29 [Jonathan] Yes, although I've got to iron my clothes for the trip to London tomorrow/today so I may be a bit slow 23:59:51 [Leann] Be back shortly. 23:59:52 [Jonathan] I like the fact Jim has entered but never left 00:00:14 [Jonathan] Mirkat, you there? 00:00:36 [Leann] He's still here lurking. :-) Lucky you on the London trip. Wish I could go. 00:01:16 [Leann] Kash??? Speak up if you're here! I didn't see you slip in at first. 00:01:36 [Leann] Okay, need smoke. BRB! 00:03:27 [Jonathan] I'm going to e-mail Henry some other midis, Pink Floyd is good but not boogiesome 00:04:48 [Jonathan] Doobie doobie do, la la la tum ti tum 00:05:17 [Angie] That's some nice singin' ... Hi Jon! 00:06:07 [Jonathan] Hi Angie! 00:06:48 [Angie] Don't you hate being the first to arrive at a party ;-) 00:07:39 [Jonathan] Yeah, at Uni once I turned up at 8pm, the next arrived just after the pub closed at 11:30! Poor innocent fool! 00:08:05 [Angie] LOL oh my .. you poor thing!! 00:08:55 [Jonathan] Have you seen the pic of Andy and Josie yet from the races? 00:09:50 [Angie] Yeah .. well done!! I hate doing screen caps, never quite get it right 00:10:10 [Kashmir] Wow, it actually worked! I did something right for a change! 00:10:36 [Jonathan] This was a cheat, I took a photo with one of my digi cams - oh hi Kashmir! 00:11:08 [Kashmir] Had to go thru Internet explorer, instead of AOL, though. 00:11:25 [Angie] Ahhh .. I need one of those!! Hi Kashmir!! Yep seems to be working fine 00:11:32 [Kashmir] Hi all! ;-) 00:11:54 [Kashmir] I'm Mirkat, Just had to use this name to log on. 00:12:11 [Angie] My collegue has a saying .. friends don't let friends use AOL!!! 00:12:34 [Angie] Still at least you got here 00:12:44 [Kashmir] It's better than MSN...;-) 00:13:02 [Angie] this may well be true 00:13:19 [Jonathan] Ooh Smilie! ;o) 00:13:21 [Angie] oooh smilies too!! 00:13:32 [Jonathan] No, er how did you do that? 00:13:43 [Angie] seems to work if you lose the nose .... 00:14:04 [Jonathan] I'll just add some keyboard cocaine! 00:14:16 [Kashmir] I wonder if Jim's problem with coming on is something similar? 00:14:31 [Jonathan] :P 00:14:40 [Kashmir] Hey Leann!!! 00:15:18 [Kashmir] Whoo hoo let the party start! 00:15:50 [Jonathan] Yeah, who's got the nibbles? 00:16:05 [Jonathan] Ooh, horrible ^ 00:16:33 [Leann] Angie> 00:16:37 [Angie] did I confuse you? 00:16:39 [Kashmir] <---sets out bowls of Twiglets and cress sandwiches... 00:16:47 [Leann] oops, sorry about that! 00:17:06 [Leann] I don't know how that happened! 00:17:28 [Leann] How did you do the colored fonts? 00:17:33 [Kashmir] lol, we all need to get used to this room! 00:17:34 [Jonathan] Very nice, cress very health to counter the choc mocha cake 00:17:47 [Jonathan] Its the colour bar on the bottom right 00:17:56 [Kashmir] The rainbow bar along the bottom of the screen 00:18:18 [Leann] OH!!!! And Howdy Kash and Angie! I THINK I may already know Kash though. LOL! 00:18:41 [Kashmir] Oh, you definitely know me! 00:18:50 [Leann] Hope you like. Jon! lol 00:19:02 [Angie] Oooh it went all strange and I had to refresh ... back now!! 00:19:24 [Leann] How's this? will the color change? 00:19:30 [Angie] urgh nasty colour 00:19:34 [Kashmir] I had to pick a midi.. lol 00:19:48 [Angie] mine was anyway .. like this much better 00:19:52 [Leann] Ooh, it did! Too close to Angie's though. 00:20:04 [Jonathan] I'm playing Anybody Out There - seems appropriate! 00:20:14 [Leann] I mean Kash's. 00:20:19 [Angie] Me too 00:20:43 [Leann] How's this one? 00:20:58 [Kashmir] I guess I've got Outside the Wall. 00:21:05 [Angie] luuurrvly darling 00:21:11 [Kashmir] I like that colour, Leann! 00:21:14 [Jonathan] We are all purple - its the sound of bees controlling our minds 00:21:20 [Leann] Where's the Twiglets? I haven't had those in AGES! 00:21:53 [Kashmir] In the bowls on the counter. ;-) 00:21:55 [Leann] Thanks, Kash. :-) 00:22:05 [Angie] LOL maybe Jon ... or it's just the colour that shows up best 00:22:15 [Kashmir] The hills are alllive with the sound of Bees.... 00:22:19 [kekule] hello 00:22:34 [Kashmir] Hello there! 00:22:35 [Jonathan] Hello kekule! 00:22:42 [Leann] I actually used to be able to get Twiglets here in Philly. The store that sold them has closed down though. :-( 00:22:43 [Angie] Hello kekule!! I know who you are 00:23:01 [kekule] hello, i'm a friend of angie's i've never posted on the wall tho!! 00:23:07 [Leann] Yo, kekule! How's it going? 00:23:23 [Angie] >Leann... a CRIME ... I adore Twiglets .. strangely HATE Marmite though 00:23:45 [Angie] yeah she gets all the goss from me 00:23:55 [Kashmir] I'm hoping one day to run into a batch at Big Lots that nobody wanted. 00:24:03 [Angie] And Cindy ... who's just about to see Eddie AGAIN!! 00:24:04 [kekule] not bad, thanks leann, little bit drunk so in a party mood 00:24:18 [Leann] Angie, I can relate. I HATE cheese with a passion, yet LOVE cheesecake. 00:24:47 [Angie] LOL that's a good one!! 00:24:52 [Kashmir] Ohh, that's what I should do! I got a half-bottle of Liebfraumilch here...;-) 00:25:26 [Leann] So What's taking you to London tomorrow, Jon? Just a Store visit or do you have other business there as well? 00:25:29 [kekule] crack it open!! 00:25:44 [Kashmir] You bet! 00:26:06 [Leann] I'll have some vodka and lemonade. 00:26:16 [Jonathan] Liebfraumilch...shudder - off for a Stongbow! Sober at the moment, Gadge was meant to meet me in Manchester for booze this evening but he's still on the bus home. 00:26:29 [Angie] me too .. minus the lemonade 00:26:54 [Kashmir] I also have some mead and some zinfandel. 00:27:00 [kekule] lol angie! 00:27:52 [Leann] Oh, btw, id I suddenly disapear, it's because I'm at work and can't risk getting caught here. If I do get caught, I'll be fired on the spot. 00:27:53 [Angie] hey I have to catch up ... he's me been in all night slaving away on my top secret project <tease> and you're out getting pissed and seeing "not bad" plays" 00:28:22 [Kashmir] Argh, I hate workplaces like that! 00:28:34 [kekule] that'll be me then! 00:28:50 [Leann] I WISH I was getting pissed. But as I said, work. :-( 00:29:13 [kekule] oh, and i have a big fuck off piece of chocolate cake too... was my mum's birthday yesterday!! 00:29:17 [Kashmir] That never stopped some people! lol! 00:29:37 [Leann] Really, Kash. I just HAD to try to get in and say hi though because I doubt I'll be able to enter the chat from home. 00:30:03 [Kashmir] I hope you can! 00:30:33 [Leann] OH! Happy Birthday to your mum! Libra's are WONDERFUL people! But then, I'm biased. lol 00:30:42 [Kashmir] How long you got before you get home? 00:30:45 [Angie] >kekule .. now you're just rubbing it in 00:30:56 [kekule] hmm are you a libra by any chance? 00:31:02 [kekule] sorry hun 00:31:20 [Kashmir] I am a LEO! Can you tell? lol! 00:31:36 [Leann] Well, I'll probably be getting out of here in a half hour but it's a two hour bus ride home from here. 00:31:58 [Kashmir] You do need a new job! 00:32:04 [Angie] yikes and i thought my journey home from work was bad!! 00:32:07 [Leann] One of the MANY reasons I'll be spending my vacation this week looking for a new job. 00:32:18 [Jonathan] Where are you all (as accurate or general as you like!) Trying to get a grip on the time differences 00:32:44 [Leann] Kekule, Yep! Oct 15! How'd you guess? lol 00:32:47 [Angie] I be in London 00:32:52 [Kashmir] I am in Indiana. It's 18:32 pm. 00:33:43 [Kashmir] I'm Mirkat, but I had some login probs, and finally got in under this name. 00:34:35 [Angie] I think we've established kekule is drink and everyone's trying to catch up! 00:34:39 [Leann] I'm in Phila Pa. It's 7:34pm here now. (I'm sorry but there is NO 18 on MY watch! lol 00:35:19 [Kashmir] That's because 7 is 19. ;-) 00:46:45 [Leann] We just got done all our work so I must be going for now. I HOPE I can log back in from home but if not, it was a pleasure to get to chat with you if even just for a few minutes. 00:46:57 [Kashmir] I use Impro at work all the time! I improvise working, I improvise excuses, and it works! 00:47:25 [Kashmir] Awwww... I will keep my fingers crossed for you, Leann! 00:47:33 [Jonathan] Good to "meet" you Leann, hope you can make it back. 00:47:37 [Angie] bye 00:47:54 [Angie] good luck leann 00:48:46 [Kashmir] Awww.. don't be bored! Click on some of that Floyd and groove! ;-) 00:48:59 [Leann] Happy trails, Jon, have a safe trip. Good luck with the quiz, Angie. Kash, I KNOW I'll be seeing you! 00:49:29 [Kashmir] Oh, of course! You know where I am! ;-) 00:51:14 [Angie] I'm tired .. punctuation translator has gone to bed 00:51:43 [Kashmir] It's just getting dark here. 00:54:48 [Kashmir] Okay, okay, I got it now... 00:54:55 [Jonathan] Anyone thinking what I'm thinking? 00:55:24 [Kashmir] Maybe... what are you thinking? 00:57:28 [Angie] *curious ... what is jon thinking* - has this gone wierd on me again? 00:58:22 [Jonathan] Not trying to be enigmatic, but don't want to show hand yet, can I just put a marker down? 00:58:45 [Kashmir] Yup! fine by me! 00:58:52 [Angie] OK but don't show you hand till I get back from the cig break i'm about to go on ... BRB 00:59:47 [Jonathan] Right, going to do some ironing, I'm watching though so I will dive back in. Ah ha just seen something!!!! 01:02:26 [Kashmir] Shhhhhh... be vewy vewy quiet.... 01:02:52 [Kashmir] I'm huntin for wabbits! 01:03:31 [Kashmir] <---thinks drinking and chat may be a dangerous combination... 01:03:52 [Jonathan] Nnnnaaa! 01:04:06 [Kashmir] lol! 01:04:50 [Jonathan] I wonder if Jim/Jimplayers is still having AOL problems? 01:04:50 [Angie] OK had my nicotine fix .... another vodka please barman! 01:05:20 [Kashmir] <---sets up a row of vodka shots... 01:05:41 [Kashmir] I suppose I'll tend bar here..;-) 01:05:51 [Angie] ahhh ALL for little old me?? Oh OK then ... if you insist! 01:06:05 [Jonathan] THANKS! Favourite flavours? 01:06:10 [Kashmir] It's possible. 01:07:03 [Kashmir] I was only able to get in the chat using IE. AOL screwed me over. 01:07:23 [Kashmir] Oh, yes, all sorts of flavours! 01:08:25 [Angie] Hmm it seems even on IE this thing occasionally goes wierd ... or maybe it's just me! 01:08:27 [Kashmir] We have chocolate, and many other exotic flavours to tempt the palate and get you pissed off your face! 01:09:03 [Kashmir] I haven't had a problem since I let IE do the walkin'. 01:09:32 [Angie] typical ... just me then! 01:09:57 [Kashmir] I wonder how jalapeno vodka would taste? I like hot flavours. 01:10:43 [Jonathan] Honey vodka is nice, chilli vodka was fine for five mins and then I had to wash my mouth out? 01:11:29 [Angie] not brave enough to try flavours!! One day *dreams* 01:11:41 [Angie] God I have crap dreams!! 01:12:37 [Jonathan] I just dont usually have dreams. Boo! 01:14:51 [Jonathan] Hello Noriko!!! Great you could make it, how are you? 01:14:54 [Kashmir] I don't have dreams either, and yes, Jim is having problems getting on. 01:15:22 [Kashmir] Hey Noriko! 01:15:28 [Angie] aww dreams are cool!! unless they're nightmares.. but even then they're nto too bad .. very abstract 01:15:43 [Angie] Awww poor jim .. can't come to his own birthday party! 01:15:58 [Kashmir] If I do have a dream, it's usually about work, and I hate that. 01:16:16 [Jonathan] Nightmare!!! 01:16:27 [Kashmir] I left him some instructions about IE, hope they work. 01:17:08 [Kashmir] I hate dreaming about work, because it feels like you were already there before you go in. 01:17:17 [Jonathan] He He! 01:17:58 [Kashmir] But I haven't had a dream in so long, I'm losing touch. 01:18:00 [Angie] My friend had a leaving "do" at Tiger Tiger the other night .. and couldn't get in .. "too scruffy" so he had to go into town and buy a new suit and get changed :-) 01:18:02 [noriko] Hello, all. I just get 01:19:05 [Kashmir] Try coming in through IE or Netscape instead of your ISP service. 01:20:19 [noriko] I''ve just understand the top message is later, now. 01:20:39 [Kashmir] lol, I'm used to the other way, too! 01:20:59 [Angie] WB Jim!! 01:21:06 [Kashmir] Working for you now Jim? 01:21:13 [Jonathan] Hello again! 01:21:26 [Jimplayers] Yes. Hello all 01:21:35 [Kashmir] YAY! 01:21:39 [Angie] YAY 01:21:54 [Jimplayers] How are we all? 01:21:55 [noriko] Hello, Jim. Are you the Jim ?! 01:22:22 [Angie] slightly drunker than earlier!! 01:22:45 [Jimplayers] Good. I want to kill my computer though...... 01:23:08 [Jimplayers] Drunk? There's been drinking? 01:23:08 [Kashmir] I've had that same feeling about this one many times. 01:23:21 [Angie] I could go on a BIG rant about AOL but won't!! 01:23:34 [Angie] Yes there was flavoured vodka !! 01:23:55 [Kashmir] Yes, there has been drinking. If you observe the bar, there are various and sundry flavours of vodka for all. ;-) 01:23:58 [Jimplayers] Which flavour? 01:24:13 [noriko] Here, it's good morning and I''m going to have a cup of coffee. 01:24:32 [Kashmir] Any kind you can imagine. From choc to jalapeno. 01:24:45 [Kashmir] The sun just set here. 01:24:58 [Angie] well technically it's morning here too .. 1:25am but I won't be having coffee ... would like to sleep at some point 01:25:25 [Jimplayers] Bounty flavour, please. Hi Norkio. How are you? 01:25:49 [Kashmir] <---hands Jim a Bounty flavour. 01:26:06 [Kashmir] lol.. in the US, bounty is a paper towel. 01:26:16 [noriko] very well, thank you. Jim. I saw you in Edingburgh. 01:26:26 [Angie] it is here too!! :-) But also a yummy coconut chocolate bar 01:26:29 [Jimplayers] It is here too..... 01:26:50 [Jimplayers] In Edinburgh? What did you think? 01:27:07 [Kashmir] No Bounty bars in the us, sadly. 01:27:41 [Angie] No Bounty Bars ?? Hmmm may have to reconsider those immigration plans 01:28:12 [Angie] But you DO have Almond M&Ms which we don't so I suppose we're even 01:28:13 [Kashmir] We do have Almond Joy, though. It might be close. 01:28:14 [noriko] My English is too poor to understand everything, but I enjoyed it. I was a rock fan, too. 01:28:51 [Jimplayers] My English is also poor. 01:28:59 [kekule] angie... marian is bringing me some almond m&m's with her 01:29:12 [noriko] Bounty bar was my favourite. I miss it. 01:29:14 [Angie] ***Wishing she went to Edinburgh*** 01:29:23 [kekule] sorry, chatting to ex, that's why i'm lurking 01:29:38 [Angie] >kekule .. thought you'd vanished hun!!! ... ooh Almond M&Ms ... can't wait! 01:29:46 [Jimplayers] This works well, eh? 01:30:02 [Kashmir] My English is so-so, but I understand most of it. 01:30:06 [Angie] Yeah it's pretty good!! 01:30:22 [Angie] It was a nice idea for the Birthday party 01:30:27 [noriko] I'm terrible on spelling, especially Einburgh. <- Is this correct ? 01:30:28 [Kashmir] And one of my cats just scratched my hand. ;-( 01:30:42 [Angie] ouch 01:31:05 [Kashmir] It's okay, not too bad. 01:31:07 [kekule] yes, i am still here, and keeping a beady eye on proceddings! 01:31:22 [Jimplayers] This is a flying visit. I'll pop ion and out. 01:31:24 [Kashmir] Edinburgh, actually. 01:31:59 [Kashmir] You missed the D. 01:32:09 [Kashmir] No prob, tho. 01:32:49 [noriko] Thanks Kashmir. 01:33:14 [Jimplayers] Norkio is in Japan. Where is everyone else? 01:33:15 [Angie] well before you go can I be a silly "fan" for a sec ... I celebrated my birthday with my very first visit to the Store and it really was the best birthday ever!!! Thanks to Jim and the other players and the regulars of course!! :-) OK I'm done now!! 01:33:38 [Kashmir] I am in Indiana with my cats. 01:33:45 [Angie] I'm in London!! 01:33:55 [Angie] oooh Harry Enfield's on Telly! 01:34:11 [Kashmir] Leann when she was here was from Pennsylvania. 01:34:31 [noriko] I'm in Tokyo with my cats. Harry Enfield ? 01:34:38 [kekule] heh, i would have celebrated my birthday in the same way, but was struck with the lurgy... 01:35:01 [Angie] But I celebrated it for you ... and it was FAB hun 01:35:06 [Kashmir] Ack. I hate being sick on my birthday. 01:35:10 [Jonathan] Noriko - that's showbiz! 01:35:38 [Jimplayers] Jonathan? Is that you? 01:35:54 [Jonathan] Yes, it is me 01:36:07 [kekule] yes, i'm glad u had fun for me!! 01:36:12 [noriko] I know him. What kind of programme on telly ? His old show ? 01:36:30 [Angie] No it's a chat show!! 01:36:56 [Kashmir] I've heard of him, but I don't think I've seen him yet. 01:37:21 [Jimplayers] Well....I must sleep. Have fun. Thanks for the Bounty vodka. See you all soon 01:37:24 [noriko] Is he all right ? I've heard he's not happy about his recent works. 01:37:51 [Jonathan] Sleep well Jim! 01:37:53 [Kashmir] Night Jim! 01:38:01 [Angie] he seems ok!! actually I'm off to bed too!! nighty night folks .. see you later 01:38:08 [noriko] Good bye, Jim. 01:38:14 [Kashmir] Night Angie! 01:38:30 [noriko] Good night, Angie 01:39:14 [kekule] night all! 01:39:23 [Jonathan] Harry is expressing a bit of bother that the Osbournes did for real what Celeb (his series based on Private Eye) did as fiction 01:40:05 [Jonathan] Everyone off?? In that case look at the kitten that lives below Shedevil and Lizzlie and have nightmares 01:40:15 [Jonathan] http://www.jonathancobb.clara.net/cat.jpg 01:40:19 [Kashmir] Ah, he's lamenting over a missed oppertunity. 01:41:01 [Kashmir] I got plenty of devil cats of my own to deal with. 6 in fact. 01:41:27 [noriko] Who's cat is this ? Jonathan 01:41:33 [Jonathan] Woo, frightening! 01:42:02 [noriko] Here are two. 01:42:07 [Jonathan] Its the kitten belonging to the people who live below Shedevil and Lizzlie. 01:42:20 [Kashmir] Aww. she's cute! 01:43:01 [noriko] She is cute and this picture is very good. 01:43:37 [Kashmir] I am planning to set up a web page with all my cats in the future. 01:44:29 [noriko] Let me know the URL when it will be ready. I'm a stupid cat lover. 01:44:54 [Jonathan] She was very cute, see below 01:45:01 [Kashmir] Okay, when I get it done, I'll announce it on The Wall. 01:45:08 [Jonathan] http://www.jonathancobb.clara.net/catkiss.jpg 01:45:45 [Kashmir] Awwww... 01:45:58 [noriko] You are, too. Jon 01:46:13 [Kashmir] A Cat Page will match my Tony page quite nicely. 01:46:16 [Jonathan] Hee hee! 01:47:28 [Kashmir] One of my cats doesn't like me putting my mouth up to hers. All the rest don't mind, though. 01:48:09 [Jonathan] Folks, I really need to pack now, I'm off to London and Paris for eight days and I haven't started. I'll be lurking. 01:48:40 [Kashmir] Lucky you! I wish I could travel! 01:49:15 [Kashmir] I just need to get a few more cat pics yet. 01:49:36 [noriko] Will you stay London tomorrow ? Jonathan 01:50:13 [Jonathan] Yes! Nightingale's hope to log in aftter the show. 01:50:55 [noriko] I hope I can be here at that time. 01:51:02 [Kashmir] But when it comes to cats, I have Lil' Cat, a grey and white, Star, all white, Tonka, all grey, Butterbean, yellow and white, Tony, tiger and white, and Lil' Bit, a calico. 01:51:23 [noriko] I'll leave soon to wake up properly. 01:51:48 [Kashmir] lol, I know how it is getting up! ;-) 01:53:41 [noriko] I thought you said you have 6 cats. Kashmir 01:54:29 [Kashmir] That's six. Actually I really have eight, but I'm giving the kittens away when they are old enough to go. 01:55:50 [noriko] I'm now very happy, 'cause one of my cats is sleeping on my lap. 01:56:28 [Kashmir] Mine are always crawling up here to sleep on mine. They take shifts. 01:58:05 [noriko] Hmm, that's very organised. My cats don't like to be on me, usually. 01:58:05 [Kashmir] Wow, I've been on here almost 2 hours already. 01:58:40 [Kashmir] Star and Tonka are the ones mostly on my lap when I'm at the computer. 01:59:06 [Kashmir] And Tony too. He likes to nose his way in. 01:59:32 [noriko] When I'm at the computer, my cats want to walk on the keyboards. 01:59:48 [Jonathan] Hmm, who's Tony named after? 01:59:59 [Kashmir] Mine do too. Usually when I'm in chat. 02:00:19 [Kashmir] Three guesses and the first two don't count. ;-) 02:01:08 [Kashmir] See what happened, when the cat had them, I named them all after WL players, and Tony happened to be the only one I kept of the batch. 02:01:26 [Kashmir] No one wanted him. ;-( 02:02:07 [Jonathan] Ahhh! 02:02:53 [Kashmir] So I had to keep him, which is why I have 6 kitties. 02:04:26 [Jonathan] Right, really going now. Have to disconnect to upload some stuff for my brother. Hope to see you all over the weekend. 02:04:51 [Kashmir] All right! Night, Jonathan! 02:05:12 [noriko] Shall we off, too ? 02:05:42 [Kashmir] Yeah, I guess. I will be back in here tomorrow afternoon tho! ;-) 02:05:57 [noriko] I'll back here around 2100 here, means 1200 there in UK. 02:06:25 [noriko] See you then. Nice to talk with you. 02:06:38 [Kashmir] Have a good day! 02:06:54 [noriko] Don't forget to tell us your URL. Hope you'll have Guest Book type of page as well. 02:07:21 [Kashmir] I would if I could figure out how to set one up! lol! 02:07:49 [noriko] Bye for now. 02:08:02 [Kashmir] Bye! 02:40:37 [Jonathan] Hi Leann, made it in from home and we've all left! 03:00:55 [Jonathan] All on my own, where's the bar 03:01:36 [Jonathan] Sip, Sip, Sip. Mmm cola! 03:02:09 [Jonathan] {Runs round naked for a bit} 03:02:23 [Jonathan] Woo Woo Woo! 03:02:49 [Jonathan] 03:04:09 [Jonathan] Y.M.C.A, da da da da da da Y.M.C.A. 03:05:03 [Jonathan] {Just try this rabbit costume, snug!} 03:06:21 [Jonathan] This section of the chat is sponsored by Tesco Coffee. 03:06:46 [Jonathan] Right, out of the bunny suit and back in civies. 03:08:22 [Jonathan] Might as well tidy up round here and straighten the decorations. 03:08:48 [Jonathan] This 03:09:07 [Jonathan] Will 03:09:16 [Jonathan] Be so 03:09:23 [Jonathan] Very 03:09:28 [Jonathan] Pretty 03:09:36 [Jonathan] When 03:09:45 [Jonathan] I am 03:09:54 [Jonathan] Done 04:02:15 [Jonathan] Hello Henry 04:02:42 [henry] Hi J - what are you dong up this late? 04:03:03 [henry] doing 04:03:17 [Jonathan] Packing for next week's journey - always leave it late. 04:03:45 [Jonathan] Only have 4 hours sleep week days so still should be able to make 8am today 04:04:13 [henry] And why are yoiu all in white now so I can hardly read you 04:05:07 [Jonathan] Well, everyone else was blue or purple or black, the readable colours. Thought that this was the next best. 04:05:25 [Jonathan] Also, most of the above is best not read 04:05:39 [henry] Ha 04:06:07 [henry] I just picked up your midids and I will add them later 04:06:35 [henry] Thanks they should be good 04:07:02 [Jonathan] Great, thanks! This chat has been really good. Thanks for setting it up. I hope I'll be able to join in again tomorrow. 04:07:17 [henry] And where are you going on this trip 04:08:17 [Jonathan] The business bit is Paris - getting there Monday evening, back on Thursday. International Chamber of Commerce meetings. Nothing stunning believe me! 04:08:43 [henry] Probably some good food tho 04:09:58 [henry] Can you see any chat from before your "all on my own"? 04:10:54 [Jonathan] Oh yes! And also I'm cheating and going via the Channel tunnel so I can pop into the Store tomorrow. Then on Thurs evening I'll be doing karaoke with some of the Regulars and on Saturday we are off to see Lee's play. And I'll stick around for next Sunday's show. Back to Manchester Monday. 04:10:56 [henry] I am going to have to disconnect for 10 mins - slight computer wierdness 04:11:30 [henry] What's Lees play? 04:11:39 [Jonathan] I can see "02:04:26 [Jonathan] Right, really going now. Have to disconnect to upload some stuff for my brother. Hope to see you all over the weekend." first 04:11:55 [henry] And I will return - have a good time next week if I don't catch you later 04:12:55 [Jonathan] For when you are back. Lee's play is one of the Improbable Theatre ones. Forgot name at this hour. 04:13:48 [Jonathan] Right, I really am off too. Have fun everyone till I'm back. 04:16:20 [Jonathan] Bye Bye! 04:26:07 [Jonathan] Spirit is the name of the play! 04:41:08 [CarWinnie1] Hello, I'm winnie! I see no one is in here but I like this site and the players. I'm glad I found it. Any nice people to talk to someday? 05:05:50 [henry] Jonathan - thanks for the log - I just worked out how to see all that has been said so I am back on track now 06:22:32 [Kes.] Anyone here? 06:23:23 [Kes.] Oh perfect. AOL let's my screen name in but not me. 06:23:32 [Kes.] Brilliant. 06:24:38 [Kes.] Guess the party's not really happening yet. 08:29:35 [Jonathan] Hi everyone, I woke up!! Thanks for the tunes Henry! On my way darn saff now. 09:23:11 [Michelle] Just thought i'd say hi to everyone for when they get on 10:53:23 [Angie] oooh it's gone all quiet!! Well I'll pop by later then! 12:22:13 [suz] hmm theres no one here!...maybe its just a bit too early for everyone...surely normal people will still be in bed... 12:30:17 [F.A.] Happy birthday to the Wall then - who'd have thought it - 12 months flying by like nobody's business... 12:30:55 [F.A.] As no-one is here I'm gonna raid the bar...large choccie orange vodka for me... 12:30:56 [F.A.] 12:31:24 [F.A.] Good to see the Duke is working... 12:31:52 [F.A.] *F.A. dances on her own and then decides she'll leave and come back later when she gets back to London* 12:41:00 [Luce] hey 12:41:25 [Luce] am here all alone so I will come back later!!!! 12:51:08 [Luce] FA!!!! 12:51:10 [F.A.] Luce - you still around? 12:51:15 [F.A.] woo-hoo! 12:51:18 [F.A.] How was the holiday??? 12:51:43 [Luce] i left the window open and went off around in another window! holiday was fantastic although i have flu now! 12:51:56 [Luce] hows you, not seen you for ages 12:52:15 [F.A.] doing well - had the flu as well whilst you girls were away! 12:52:33 [Luce] you better now? 12:52:43 [F.A.] Although this time next week, Yummy Bloke and I will be on our way to the Airport to catch our flight to see EFC 12:52:51 [F.A.] Yep - feeling much better now... 12:53:03 [Luce] excellent, say hi to her for me! 12:53:54 [F.A.] I will do - although I guess she'll probably be on here later 12:54:05 [F.A.] you at the store tonight then? 12:55:17 [Luce] no i'm in worcester at the moment and i dont think i have the energy to travel back tonight. I will see how i feel after one of my mums superb sunday roasts! i may travel back after, we'll see 12:56:29 [F.A.] am up in cheshire a the moment so won't be there either...in fact, am gonna have to disappear in a minute - I can hear my Dad carving the roast (not that I'm eating any) 12:56:31 [Luce] they may kick me out if i went though as i keep coughing 12:56:34 [F.A.] 12:56:47 [F.A.] might pop back later 12:56:57 [Luce] will be there next sunday though # 12:57:14 [F.A.] coughs ARE b*ggers aren't they... 12:57:40 [Luce] i know i think my head may explode! 12:58:13 [F.A.] isn't it sneezes that are meant to do that??? *LOL* 12:58:41 [Luce] lol! 12:59:43 [Luce] if i go though i'll get a review done tomorrow 13:01:05 [F.A.] fair play....okay - Mum's just shouted us, got to log out now *F.A. sulks* 13:01:25 [F.A.] will check back in when I get back to London...although probably be back here in an hour knowing me 13:01:54 [Luce] talk to you later, enjoy your dinner! 13:02:38 [F.A.] will do - god knows what my Mum has made me as I don't do roasts... 13:13:53 [CarWinnie1] Hello, is anyone in here? 13:14:05 [Noriko] Hello, Luce and CarWinnie1 13:14:18 [CarWinnie1] Hello Noriko, how are you? 13:14:57 [Noriko] Fine, thanks. and you ? First I have to tell you my English is not fluent. 13:15:34 [Luce] hey 13:15:44 [CarWinnie1] Where are you from? I'm from Holland. However, I live in the United Kingdom now. 13:16:01 [Luce] where in the uk? 13:16:26 [Noriko] I'm in Tokyo. 13:16:39 [CarWinnie1] Brighton 13:17:00 [Luce] cool, i used to live not far from there 13:17:40 [CarWinnie1] I have always wanted to go to Tokyo. I really love the UK I wish I could live in the central part of London though in Knightinsbeidge or Regents Park 13:18:15 [Luce] its nice around there but expensive 13:18:36 [Noriko] So do I. ( I mean to live in central London ) 13:19:17 [CarWinnie1] Noriko, do you come to London a great deal? 13:20:09 [Luce] hey angie 13:20:23 [CarWinnie1] Hello Angie. 13:20:49 [Noriko] Oh,, I'm afraid I don't understand 'great deal' means. Hello Angie. 13:20:50 [Angie] Hello :-) 13:20:58 [CarWinnie1] I will be right back, I have to get my clothes out of the wash. 13:21:21 [Luce] ok 13:22:21 [Noriko] How did you get those icons ? 13:22:23 [Angie] sooo what have i missed since I left very early this morning? 13:22:35 [Luce] great deal means 'a lot' 13:23:09 [Luce] i think its all on here isn't it? 13:24:06 [Luce] sorry, back in a little while, i have to go 13:24:23 [Angie] I can't see anything before 13:11 - ok ttfn luce 13:25:21 [Noriko] see you later, Luce 13:27:29 [Noriko] This morning here, I came here. Jonathan, Kashimire and somebody was talking. JimPlayer came for short while. 13:29:58 [Angie] I think "Somebody" was me :-) I was one of the first here 13:31:11 [Noriko] I'm sorry. That time I just woke up and I don't remember a lot. 13:31:25 [Noriko] Were you there untill Jim came back ? 13:32:31 [Angie] yes I was there until jim went to bed ... and i went to bed too 13:34:10 [Noriko] Ah, that was you. I should have remember. Then you didn't miss a lot. 13:34:33 [CarWinnie1] I'm back. My question is, and forgive me since I do not post on the wall. Is the JIm you are talking about Jim the man from the Store? 13:34:55 [Noriko] We, cat lovers, just talked about cats. Silly conversation. 13:35:08 [CarWinnie1] I have been to the store once, I wanted to sit up front but I think that it is reserved for families and girlfriends.. 13:36:32 [Angie] Yes it was Jim from the players .... he popped in when the room first opened 13:36:39 [Noriko] Answer to your question, CarWinnie1. Since I returned to Tokyo two years ago, I went to London 6 times. Is it a lot ? 13:37:24 [CarWinnie1] yes it is a lot. Especially when you live so far away! 13:37:45 [Noriko] The front row is not reserved, but you have to be there just after door open. ComedyStoreRegulers is sitting there. 13:38:19 [CarWinnie1] Angie that's very nice of him. He is a good performer, makes me luahg quite a bit. I see, I still felt uncomfortable seeing if I could sit closer to the front. 13:38:46 [Angie] oh just go to the front ... I do!! 13:39:10 [CarWinnie1] I thought it was reserved. I saw all these pretty British gals and I thought "frumpy little me isn't sitting there!" LOL 13:39:28 [Noriko] As a non-native English, I recommend you to sit in front. Even I don't understand all words, I can feel what they mean. Closer is better. 13:40:01 [CarWinnie1] I will the next time I go to the Store, I will go right to the front! I agree Noriko, at times I had a hard time understanding. 13:40:05 [Angie] LOL ... can't have been a night I was there then ... no all the seats are a free for all .. first come get the seat! 13:40:32 [Noriko] Falline Angel and Nightingale should here that, 'pretty British gals' 13:41:40 [CarWinnie1] then there was a blonde in the front row, she was tiny and I thought really pretty, she looked nice so I wanted to go and say a hello to her, but I am very shy. I ususally come alone 13:41:59 [Noriko] My English doesn't make sense. Not here but hear. 13:42:34 [CarWinnie1] she seemed like she was alone too, however I did have fun. It is alright Noriko I understood what you ment 13:42:36 [Angie] awww .. you should have said hello to her 13:42:49 [Noriko] Is that girl you ? Angie 13:43:13 [Angie] not if she was tiny .. i'm anything BUT tiny 13:43:20 [Angie] plus i've never gone alone 13:43:59 [CarWinnie1] I agree now. Next time I go I will talk! 13:45:25 [Noriko] I start to remember. You let me know how Edinburgh should be spelled, weren't you, Angie ? 13:46:21 [Noriko] How often do you visit the Store, Angie ? I haven't met you. 13:50:22 [CarWinnie1] Noriko, I have to go now. I enjoyed talking to you and I hope I can speak with you again. 13:52:30 [Noriko] Yes, I enjoy too. I hope I see you in the Store next time. 13:54:45 [Angie] I've been three times ... not very regular yet!! 13:54:50 [Noriko] Were you out ? I didn't notice, 13:55:37 [Noriko] Where do you live ? 13:56:26 [Angie] I live in West London ... Sundays are BAD days for me I alwasy have something else on and Wednesdays are tough too so it's hard to get to the Store 13:58:05 [Noriko] West London ! Sounds great ! I used to live in Sunbury-on-thames 14:05:37 [Noriko] Hello, Luce 14:18:55 [Luce] andy! 14:19:20 [Andy] Hi Luce would you like a glass of Champagne. 14:19:45 [Luce] yes please! 14:19:57 [Luce] how was ascot? 14:20:06 [Luce] hey fa! 14:20:21 [F.A.] hello 14:20:27 [F.A.] you still partying then??? 14:20:38 [Andy] OK, I've got some left over from Ascot. 14:20:40 [F.A.] now where's my champers??? left it here somewhere 14:20:49 [F.A.] you win much at Ascot then Andy? 14:20:53 [Luce] yeah, i was hiding behind the jukebocx with a bottle of vodka 14:21:19 [F.A.] cool...champagne with vodka chasers 14:21:19 [Luce] the proof is in my spelling of jukebox! 14:21:27 [F.A.] he he he 14:21:51 [Luce] back in 1 second! 14:22:01 [Andy] Hi FA, would you like some cake? What is playing on the Duke Box as it doesn't seem to work on Apple. 14:22:08 [Luce] ok, more like 5 14:22:27 [Luce] i was just listening to the instrumental version of let me entertain you! 14:22:50 [F.A.] Is the cake chocolate? 14:23:02 [Luce] did someone say chocolate?!?!? 14:23:22 [F.A.] The Duke has a mix of songs on - from Happy Birthday to 'another brick in the wall'...kinda funkY 14:23:47 [Andy] I'm off to the pub now to watch the golf. I'll be back later. Keep my seat warm. Cheers. 14:24:00 [F.A.] so can't tempt anyone down to watch the mud wrestling next saturday night then? got my final training on Thursday night... 14:24:01 [Luce] i think we should take our hats off to henry - this is very impressive! 14:24:18 [F.A.] bloody golf - tsk 14:24:25 [Luce] bye andy 14:24:26 [F.A.] speak to you later Andy... 14:24:55 [F.A.] I do like this chat room thing - not really been in them before...so huge Thank you to our Henry 14:25:20 [Luce] henry most certainly rules! 14:25:47 [Luce] i sometimes go on the aol chat thing with a couple of people i know, but this wall chat is fab 14:25:57 [CarWinnie1] Hi everyone. 14:26:06 [Luce] i think we should petition for it to stay 14:26:22 [Luce] hi 14:27:43 [Luce] sorry guys, there has been a slight change in my plans this afternoon, so i am headin back to london very shortly so have to log off. will try and come back later 14:28:10 [CarWinnie1] bye Luce have a good day. 14:28:18 [Luce] enjoy the party and don't hoard all the vodka! if you do add fruity fanta to it - its lovely! 14:28:29 [Luce] bye xxx 14:28:36 [F.A.] hello carwinnie1 - who are you and where do yoiu come from? 14:28:51 [F.A.] later Luce - catch you at the Store soon... 14:29:13 [CarWinnie1] I have rehersal tonight. I hope everyone has fun at the party, I wil be sure to have a drink tonight for the birthday. My names Winnie and I am from Holland/ 14:29:54 [CarWinnie1] My mother is English so I was raised bilingual. I live in Brighton now. 14:30:03 [F.A.] rehearsal for what if you don't mind me asking? 14:30:56 [CarWinnie1] It is a sketch show a few of my friends are doing for charity. 14:31:22 [CarWinnie1] nothing big, but it is using something I know about, singing, to help others. 14:31:44 [CarWinnie1] my acting needs some work, however I am glad to add the vocals to the show. 14:32:02 [F.A.] cool - always good to be doing something for charity. 14:32:13 [F.A.] So how come we don't see you on the Wall then? 14:32:48 [CarWinnie1] I usually do not post, I read some of the posts. However I am very shy, just coming to this chat takes a lot. 14:34:58 [F.A.] aaaaaah, well welcome anyway - the Wall's a good place to be...you should join in a game of blackjack some time...it's the easiest way to break into posting 14:36:07 [CarWinnie1] I will try, you all seem nice. I also have a friend who met someone from on-line and he ended up not being a good man. So that shyed me away from a while. 14:36:07 [F.A.] sorry to love and leave you...but I had to head off for a while. 14:36:23 [CarWinnie1] it's ok F.A it was nice talking to you. 14:39:02 [F.A.] bye x 16:50:11 [T.M.O.] Theres no snogging in this room so Im off.... 17:01:16 [meriel] Hello, sorry I' 17:01:29 [meriel] ve missed everyone 17:01:48 [meriel] I'll try againlater 17:34:44 [Angie] *sigh* all alone again 18:42:59 [Mirkat] Hello everyone! 18:43:56 [Mirkat] I will check this room at regular intervals for activity. 18:54:35 [Mirkat] Leann? 18:56:32 [Mirkat] * Mirkat wonders if this works? 18:56:44 [Mirkat] Got it! 18:57:21 [Mirkat] I hope you can get back in, Leann! 19:08:20 [Mirkat] ...in the meantime.... 19:09:07 [Mirkat] * Mirkat dons her fancy white dress, and sings seductively... 19:09:48 [Mirkat] Hap-py Birth-day to you... Hap-py Birth-day to you... 19:10:12 [Mirkat] Hap-py Birth-day to The Wall......... 19:10:35 [Mirkat] Hap-py Birth-day to youuuuuuuuuuu!!! 19:11:14 [Mirkat] It's also my brother's birthday, but I won't get into that! ;-) 19:13:22 [Mirkat] I have a few things to do, but I definitely will return later! 19:30:57 [CarWinnie1] I missed people again! 20:46:10 [suz] well i hope someone else sees this - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and thanks Henry for sorting it all out...!!! 20:52:44 [Mirkat] Hello? 20:52:56 [IceAngel] Ello! 20:53:05 [IceAngel] How's you tonight? 20:53:05 [Mirkat] How are you? 20:53:17 [IceAngel] hehe I'm grand thanx 20:53:25 [Mirkat] I'm doing fine, although it's 3 pm here..;-) 20:53:44 [IceAngel] sorry ) 20:53:45 [Mirkat] Enjoying the chat? 20:54:07 [IceAngel] um.. don't think you can see this too well 20:54:24 [IceAngel] It's my first visit! hows about you? 20:54:28 [Mirkat] It's a little dim, but I can read it. 20:55:00 [Mirkat] I was on here yesterday for a while with Jonathan, Angie, Leann and Jim, and a few others. 20:56:31 [IceAngel] cool 20:56:32 [Mirkat] It went pretty good. Henry even set Duke the Juke up in here with a selection of songs. 20:56:48 [IceAngel] are we the only one's here then? 20:57:26 [Mirkat] Right now, yeah. 20:57:58 [Mirkat] People have been popping in and out. 21:00:00 [IceAngel] well I have to pop out now... catch ya later 21:00:17 [IceAngel] Happy Birthday Wall ! ) 21:00:22 [Mirkat] It will probably pick up more a bit later. 21:00:32 [IceAngel] 21:00:35 [Mirkat] See ya round! Nice talking! 21:00:43 [IceAngel] thats better a smiley face 21:01:00 [IceAngel] bye 21:01:22 [Mirkat] I'm not sure of all the smilies yet. 21:01:47 [Mirkat] :O 21:02:12 [Mirkat] :0 21:02:31 [Mirkat] That's just not right! 21:02:36 [Mirkat] 21:04:10 [Mirkat] Oooh, a new selection of songs! 21:05:30 [Mirkat] Although I did like all the Floyd, too. 21:08:58 [Mirkat] I shall be lurking, though, for a bit! 21:22:17 [CarWinnie1] Hello MirKat, you are another one that I have not met yet 21:27:20 [Mirkat] Hi there! 21:27:47 [Mirkat] I've been playing an online game. 21:28:35 [Mirkat] Still at it, too! 21:35:50 [Mirkat] But I'm flipping back and forth as needed. 21:56:38 [Mirkat] ;D 22:11:04 [Mirkat] Hello? 22:11:54 [Molle] hello 22:12:07 [Molle] not used to this interface, it seems 22:12:47 [Mirkat] It's a bit different. 22:13:12 [Molle] seems a little dyslexic when you 22:13:18 [Molle] used to mirc 22:13:30 [Molle] you're. Scuse me 22:13:53 [Mirkat] Yeah, I'm also used to a downward scroll. 22:14:44 [Molle] how are you? I think I've spoken to you before on Nikita's board. 22:15:02 [Mirkat] At least I'm able to get in here, that's all that counts! 22:15:35 [Mirkat] I'm doing pretty good. Just goofing of a little. Yeah, I'm on her board. 22:16:17 [Molle] that's good 22:16:57 [Mirkat] I've been sort of taking a small break from writing, though. 22:17:20 [Molle] sometimes you need to do that 22:17:34 [Mirkat] I've got stories in the works, but am just letting them sit for a bit. 22:19:56 [Mirkat] So how've you been? 22:20:14 [Molle] Been good. Working, looking for work, etc. 22:20:41 [Mirkat] It feels like I'm always working...;-( 22:21:29 [Molle] well, that's real life for you 22:22:22 [Mirkat] Yup. That's another reason why I backed off the writing for a while. I'll wait until it gets too cold to go outside to begin again. 22:23:26 [Molle] Yeah. Conditions have to be right 22:23:53 [Mirkat] Right now, this is my fav time of year, so I'm enjoying it. 22:24:33 [Molle] yeah. it just suddenly switched to autumn over here too. 22:25:05 [Mirkat] The trees here are just beginning to change. 22:25:14 [Molle] nice 22:25:36 [Mirkat] Where are you from? I'm from Indiana. 22:25:44 [Molle] Boston MA 22:26:30 [Mirkat] You're from Slattergrrl's neck of the woods, then. 22:26:44 [Molle] looks like we're out of this thingy in half an hour 22:26:52 [Molle] yeah 22:27:17 [Mirkat] Is that when it shuts down? 22:28:07 [Molle] they're on British time, and it's almost midnight 22:29:14 [Mirkat] I was hoping more would come in to see it off today. We had a good group in here yesterday about 8 pm. 22:29:39 [Molle] that's good 22:29:57 [Molle] people's schedules are hard to coordinate sometimes 22:30:18 [Mirkat] Did you join the new yahoo fanfiction board? 22:30:43 [Molle] huh? no, I'd like to. Can you message me the address? 22:31:06 [Mirkat] Yeah, hold on... 22:32:36 [Mirkat] http://groups.yahoo.com/group/whoselinefanfiction/ 22:32:59 [Molle] I'll check it out 22:33:11 [Mirkat] I shouldn't have put that on here, but if the chat's going down soon... 22:33:26 [Mirkat] It really shouldn't matter. 22:33:46 [Molle] yeah 22:34:10 [Mirkat] They created it after the category was shut down. 22:34:15 [Molle] maybe if we chatter mindlessly for the next half hour, it'll disappear into the ether 22:34:41 [Mirkat] That's what I'm hoping! 22:35:35 [Mirkat] There is a lot of space at this board for files, too, since a lot of them post stories in the mail itself. 22:35:40 [Molle] oooh, smilies! I didn't know we could get smilies 22:35:59 [Mirkat] Yeah, there's a few here. 22:36:23 [Mirkat] You can also change text colour. 22:36:52 [Molle] neat 22:36:59 [Molle] like this 22:37:11 [Molle] ow! it hurts! 22:37:18 [Mirkat] Yep! 22:38:34 [Mirkat] Some do clash with that blue. 22:39:58 [Mirkat] I was thinking if everyone on the wall liked the chat, they could invade the Slatt Chat if they wanted to talk more. 22:41:05 [Molle] yeah 22:41:19 [Molle] get an active bunch 22:42:40 [Mirkat] I know it would probably come in useful at times, and that chat is easier than mIRC. 22:43:14 [Molle] Mirc can get funky 22:44:21 [Mirkat] Also with the Slatt Chat, it's WebTV capable. Leann has had a lot of probs using this chat from home. 22:45:10 [Mirkat] pHp can't support WebTv, and Aol users have a lot of trouble, too. 22:46:53 [Mirkat] Thought I'd try blue for a bit. 22:47:25 [Mirkat] Well, actually indigo. 22:48:36 [Molle] purply pink 22:49:31 [Mirkat] The green I usually like isn't on there. 22:50:31 [Molle] Henry worked hard on this. Good for him 22:51:13 [Mirkat] Yes. Many people wouldn't have gone to the trouble. 22:51:46 [Molle] he's a good webmaster 22:52:05 [Mirkat] Very good. 22:53:19 [Mirkat] He's appreciated for all he's done! 22:53:59 [Molle] I hope he gets cookies or somethin' as a thank you 22:55:11 [Mirkat] Perhaps he will. I think he likes doing this stuff too. 22:55:37 [Mirkat] Did you discover the jukebox yet? 22:55:45 [Molle] yes 22:56:05 [Molle] I like the idea 22:56:35 [Mirkat] I do too. He had it loaded with Floyd yesterday. 22:57:46 [Mirkat] Since then he's changed the playlist a bit. 22:58:54 [Molle] Yeah. Clever little pun 22:59:14 [Mirkat] Yep! 22:59:30 [Molle] It's MIDI files, isn't it? 23:00:22 [Mirkat] Yeah, MIDIs. I gotta leave for about 5 mis so my roommate can make a call... I'll be back tho! 23:06:34 [Molle] wb 23:06:37 [Mirkat] I'm back. 23:07:09 [Mirkat] You working on anything good lately? 23:08:01 [Molle] not really. Just bumming around 23:09:02 [Mirkat] I got three on the back burner. One about Ry, one about Col, and one about Greg. 23:09:44 [Molle] ooh 23:09:58 [Molle] I love Colin stories 23:10:05 [Mirkat] The Greg one will be quite long. 23:10:16 [Molle] that's good 23:10:36 [Mirkat] If this Colin story comes out right, you'll love it. It's going to be funny. 23:10:50 [Molle] yay 23:11:52 [Mirkat] Here's sort of a clue: Something Colin says becomes a national catch phrase, and everyone knows he's the guy who said it. 23:12:49 [Molle] so he becomes a national icon 23:13:28 [Mirkat] Yeah, and the story will sort of be about how he deals with it. 23:15:01 [Mirkat] The Greg story is more straightforward. WL from the beginning, as seen through Greg's eyes. 23:15:06 [Molle] he'd freak 23:15:19 [Molle] Oh, that sounds interesting 23:15:29 [Mirkat] Oh, definitely! 23:16:24 [Molle] Colin is not good with too much attention 23:16:40 [Mirkat] The Ryan story will be a strange horror story. 23:17:04 [Molle] Mmm. 23:17:07 [Mirkat] No, he's not, and part of that's what's going to be funny about it. 23:18:13 [Mirkat] I'm trying to break somewhat away from the typical story formats lately, can you tell? 23:18:36 [Molle] yeah. It's good to be experimental 23:19:07 [Mirkat] Parrallel was one of those experiments. 23:20:08 [Molle] The doppelganger story? 23:20:18 [Mirkat] Yeah. 23:20:43 [Molle] that was interesting 23:21:23 [Mirkat] I want to branch out more, touch new territory. 23:22:15 [Mirkat] I had my disaster stories, and my Mary Sue phase is over with, I gotta go in another direction. 23:22:44 [Molle] Yeah. I buried my Mary Sue in the backyard a while ago. 23:23:07 [Molle] It's fun while it lasts, but it can't be all you do 23:23:38 [Mirkat] With The Contest quadrilogy, I wrote that all out of my system. 23:24:57 [Molle] yeah 23:25:13 [Molle] I did that with Standing Up, I think 23:25:17 [Mirkat] What I really like to do, is get both casts involved in stories. It's always fun writing interactions. 23:25:55 [Mirkat] You may have noticed that with those Paul Merton mysteries. 23:25:56 [Molle] Yeah. Those are interesting 23:28:41 [Mirkat] But I'll let what I've got sit on the back burner and cook a little. 23:30:21 [Molle] Yeah. Wait until it's ready 23:30:39 [Mirkat] Hello? 23:30:56 [EFC] Hello! 23:31:09 [Mirkat] How are you? 23:31:11 [EFC] What's going on? Did I miss anything 23:31:15 [Molle] hello 23:31:18 [NandJ] Hello EFC (from Nightingale and Jonathan - very pissed!) 23:31:30 [Mirkat] Not today, really. 23:31:30 [EFC] I'm alright, a bit tired but that's my own fault 23:31:37 [EFC] Hello my little darlings!!!! 23:31:59 [NandJ] I am not pissed 23:32:09 [EFC] Which one is that talking? 23:32:35 [NandJ] That was J - I'm currently trying to restrain him! 23:33:01 [EFC] Good luck with that. ) 23:33:03 [Mirkat] So whomever types won the fight over the keyboard! 23:33:22 [NandJ] yes, j 23:33:30 [NandJ] In his dreams! - N 23:33:44 [EFC] Yes... but who's keyboard is it? 23:34:14 [NandJ] or nightmares!!! J 23:34:37 [Mirkat] I would guess Nightingale's. 23:34:49 [NandJ] No fair! He got my arms behind my back then - bastartd! N 23:35:11 [NandJ] + yes, it's my keyboard - N! 23:35:18 [EFC] What the hell were you doing?!?! 23:35:55 [Mirkat] I was just sitting here! 23:36:01 [NandJ] Fighting to stop a pissed Jonathan typ--- pik 23:36:21 [EFC] Oh... on all accounts. 23:36:23 [NandJ] pissed nightingale i'm fine!!! 23:36:41 [NandJ] Pissed off nightingale more like! - N 23:36:47 [NandJ] Ouch! - N 23:36:49 [Mirkat] The music selection has changed today. 23:37:12 [Mirkat] * Mirkat gets her bartending tools out.... 23:37:56 [EFC] Oh, no drinks for me thanks. I have to go out to dinner with someone's parents tonight. 23:38:23 [NandJ] Jon's behaving now. It is my musical selection thanks to Henry. National Express is a karaoke fav!!! 23:38:38 [NandJ] That wouldn't be a certain someone's parents' would it?! - N 23:38:45 [Mirkat] Will you have a mineral water, then? 23:38:54 [EFC] Yes it would be. 23:39:00 [EFC] Water sounds great. 23:39:23 [NandJ] OOOOO!!!!! Hope it goes well hon! - N 23:39:25 [Mirkat] * Mirkat serves up a mineral water. 23:39:43 [NandJ] Not that it's that kind of thing, of course...! - N 23:40:16 [EFC] Ta, Mirkat! I don't know what kind of thing it is yet. 23:40:53 [NandJ] Keep an open mind - always best! - N 23:41:26 [EFC] I know. It's kind of cheesy but he wrote a poem for me. HA!!! It's online too. 23:41:33 [Mirkat] Would anyone else like anything? 23:41:54 [NandJ] Okay, film style Tarentino 23:42:11 [NandJ] He's improving - it used to be Opera! - N 23:42:12 [EFC] Do you have any pretzels? 23:42:31 [NandJ] Jonathan would say test me but he refuses to! 23:42:38 [Mirkat] * Mirkat sets out pretzels and other assorted snacks... 23:42:43 [EFC] HA!!!!!!! 23:43:05 [NandJ] Nightingale sorts out snacks into neat little piles 23:43:29 [EFC] Oh, how I miss you guys! 23:43:43 [NandJ] Hello Jim 23:43:44 [Jimplayers] Hello 23:43:48 [Mirkat] The M&M's are good today. 23:43:54 [NandJ] Miss you too EFC - N 23:44:00 [Mirkat] Hello Jim! 23:44:10 [EFC] HELLO! 23:44:32 [Jimplayers] I got lost in here. Hello all....EFC. How are you? 23:44:33 [Mirkat] I picked out all the ugly colours. 23:45:09 [NandJ] Can I throw the reject M&M's at people? - N 23:45:10 [EFC] Good thanks. And a late congratulations on Sick Transit. 23:45:41 [Jimplayers] Ta muchly. We may do it in London 23:46:12 [EFC] That may just give me an extra reason to come back for a visit. 23:46:25 [Mirkat] You bet! 23:46:39 [NandJ] Am I not reason enough?! - N 23:46:41 [Jimplayers] How is everyone else here? 23:46:57 [NandJ] Bruised! - N 23:47:17 [Mirkat] I'm fine. Fixing something to eat. ;-) 23:47:20 [Jimplayers] Bruised? 23:47:27 [NandJ] I am fine, very jolly after tonight's show and N is overstating things. - J 23:47:46 [NandJ] He's only saying that 'cos he won the keyboard earlier! - N 23:48:18 [Jimplayers] Mikrat - what eats? 23:48:20 [NandJ] Had to fight Jonathan for control of the keyboard Jim! - N 23:48:54 [Mirkat] Ham, and I haven't decided what to have with it yet. 23:49:06 [NandJ] Nightingale lost and I'm handing out sympathy keyage. 23:49:09 [EFC] No offense to anyone but I better get going; meeting his parents, must not be late, first impressions and all that jazz. 23:49:23 [Jimplayers] Tomato? 23:49:32 [Mirkat] All right! Bye EFC! 23:49:36 [NandJ] Have a great time EFC - good luck & let me know how it goes! - N 23:49:49 [Jimplayers] Bye EFC 23:50:07 [Mirkat] If I had a fresh one here, maybe, but all I got are canned..:/ 23:50:10 [NandJ] I am currently allowing Jonathan to retain possesion of essential parts of his anatomy - N 23:50:13 [EFC] Bye Bye All! You'll get an email tomorrow N! And I should be partying some more. 23:50:27 [NandJ] A bit like Newton allowed apple to hit him on head. 23:50:42 [NandJ] I shall soon be knocking him out then! - N 23:50:56 [Mirkat] Hmm, I do have apple. I could cook some of that with it... 23:51:38 [NandJ] I've never gone under having been struck by Granny Smith's -J 23:51:51 [NandJ] Hey - You're older than I am! - N 23:52:14 [NandJ] Besides, Granny Smith didn't KO you with a blow to the solar plexus! - N 23:52:34 [NandJ] I'm not old, I'm aged like a fine wine. 23:52:40 [NandJ] Just a bit corked! - N 23:52:52 [NandJ] Sadly not yet!!! 23:53:05 [Jimplayers] I just popped in to say Hi. I have to go and roll myself a goodnight spliff. See you all tomorrow maybe. 23:53:33 [NandJ] Goodnight Jim! - N&J 23:53:37 [Mirkat] Roll one for me, too! 23:54:00 [Mirkat] Bye Jim! 23:56:33 [Mirkat] I gotta go too. Another phone call, but I may be back. 23:56:51 [NandJ] Us too! May see you tomorrow! - N&J - Bye! 00:05:36 [Noriko] Hi, CarWinnie1. I just popped in to see what's going on here after the Sunday show. 00:06:18 [Noriko] But seems a bit late. I have to go to office. 00:06:41 [Noriko] Bye for now. Maybe later. 00:11:03 [CarWinnie1] Hi Mirkat! 00:11:21 [CarWinnie1] Sorry I missed you Noriko. 00:11:26 [Mirkat] Hi there! 00:12:13 [CarWinnie1] I missed speaking with Jim, who is N&J. I didn't meet him or her 00:12:39 [Mirkat] That's Nightingale and Jonathan. 00:13:05 [Mirkat] Jonathan is in London, so he's staying there. 00:13:10 [CarWinnie1] I do not know them either. I do not post at this wall, I just read the messages. I like going to the Store. 00:13:31 [CarWinnie1] I have been there four times. 00:13:45 [Mirkat] I wondered why I hadn't seen your name before. 00:14:10 [Mirkat] I want to go to the Store, but right now, it's impossible. 00:14:22 [CarWinnie1] I'm from Amsterdam, I now live in Brighton. Why? 00:14:30 [CarWinnie1] Anything is possible! 00:14:49 [Mirkat] Lack of finances, and lack of a passport. ;-( 00:16:02 [CarWinnie1] Maybe you will get to come to the UK one day! I never thought I would end up here. I was born in Holland and moved around a little. Now I am here 00:16:47 [Mirkat] I plan to get over there, if I can ever save enough without any more financial disasters. 00:17:19 [CarWinnie1] I will be hoping for you. You enjoy comedy as well I assume? 00:17:36 [Mirkat] Oh yes! quite a lot! ;-) 00:17:57 [CarWinnie1] Who are some of your favorite comedians? 00:19:09 [Mirkat] Well, I like the Players, of course, and the Whose Line cast, both here and there, but I actually like most comics. 00:19:54 [Mirkat] Although I don't like insult comics so well. 00:20:02 [CarWinnie1] I like the Players as well. They had some good guests this summer when I went, I went once. Then I have seen them at other various times 00:21:06 [Mirkat] I like the Players because they seem so much more open. Over here, a lot of comedians demand to be treated as stars. 00:21:44 [CarWinnie1] where is over here? 00:21:57 [Mirkat] USA. 00:22:02 [CarWinnie1] do you live in the United States? I have never been there before 00:22:08 [CarWinnie1] ahh do you like? 00:22:25 [Mirkat] They have that whole stardom mentality thing going on. 00:22:54 [CarWinnie1] it is a shame, you have this gift but many stars get burned out. 00:23:15 [CarWinnie1] some in the United Kingdom have gotten burned as well. However many are very what is the word? 00:23:21 [CarWinnie1] they get through it and go on 00:23:40 [Mirkat] Well, I'm used to living here, and I haven't lived anywhere else to compare it to, but it's ok. 00:23:55 [Mirkat] Tenacious? 00:24:55 [Mirkat] Drew Carey says Hollywood is a lot like high school. You got your certain groups that hang with each other, and no one else can get into them. 00:26:14 [Mirkat] However the concept of freedom in America is overrated. It boils down to you can be free if you are the right type of person. 00:27:10 [Mirkat] Which means wealthy, usually. America thrives on the big bucks, unfortunately. 00:28:35 [Mirkat] There is quite a lot of class separation over here. 00:36:54 [Mirkat] I must go. I might be back later. 01:13:50 [meriel] Hello 01:14:33 [meriel] I'm having no luck today! Oh well... 02:47:56 [CarWinnie1] Hello Merie 06:21:45 [andyot] wheres the dart board? 06:22:56 [andyot] there needs to be less music and more talking. 06:23:47 [andyot] i'm off to the toilet someone look after my pint for me. 06:32:57 [andyot] Thanks. 06:33:43 [andyot] If i'm the only person here then does that make it a free bar? 06:35:26 [andyot] Anyone for bingo? 06:36:10 [andyot] let me go behind the bar and get the machine switched on.Hang on i'll shout the numbers at you 06:36:46 [andyot] 2 and 1 21 06:37:00 [andyot] 3 and 6 36 06:37:12 [andyot] 4 and 5 45 06:37:36 [andyot] all the sixes clkert click 66 06:37:58 [andyot] 7 and 1 71 06:38:19 [andyot] lemon squeezy 31 06:38:52 [andyot] 5 oh blind 50 06:39:19 [andyot] anyone close yet? keep concentrating. 06:39:39 [andyot] 1 and 2 a dozen 12 06:40:15 [andyot] kelly's eye 1 06:40:39 [andyot] 2 little duckies 22 06:40:47 [andyot] 4 and 3 43 06:41:15 [andyot] 6 and 8 68 06:41:30 [andyot] 4 and 9 49 06:42:14 [andyot] the machines playing up 06:42:30 [andyot] key of the door 21 06:42:39 [andyot] 1 and 9 19 06:42:53 [andyot] top of the shop 90 06:44:04 [andyot] bloody machine. The hairdryer isn't powerful enough to blow these balls up the tube and it keeps overheating and cutting out. 06:44:20 [andyot] 7 and 3 73 06:44:32 [andyot] 6 and 3 63 06:44:58 [andyot] the slowest record 33 06:45:43 [andyot] 8 and 9 89 06:49:05 [andyot] LINE 06:50:49 [andyot] I have never won anything before! Thats a free pint for me then. Someone should look at that bloody machine though. It's a death trap. This whole place could go up in smoke at any point. I'll have this pint then go to walk the dog. 06:51:50 [andyot] Is everyone in the snug? 06:52:40 [andyot] i had one of the pies earlier on and they aint half bad for a Ginsters. 06:53:32 [andyot] Here Davee SIT 06:56:32 [andyot] Right come on Davee lets have the morning walk. Bye then. Thanks for the prize bingo and the Ginsters. Could you get some Speckled Hen on tap for the next party. bye. 07:10:16 [Mirkat] I'd just like to extend my thanks to Henry, for erecting this chat, and that it was nice talking to everyone! ;-) 07:11:01 [Mirkat] Hopefully, we can do it again one day! 07:48:41 [henry] Thanks Mirkat - in fact we have another whole day of partying to go so do come back later. 09:31:51 [F.A.] hmmmm....this place looks like a bomb's hit it - now who's clearing all this up tomorrow? 09:34:26 [F.A.] *F.A. starts making non-alcoholic strawberry shortcake cocktails for TMO who should be here any minute* 09:35:56 [F.A.] Hi BW 09:35:59 [F.A.] How ya doing? 09:36:03 [BW] Morning folks! 09:36:41 [BW] Oh fine and dandy, apart from being kept awake all night by the Major Currie horror show. How's it going here? 09:37:56 [F.A.] seems a bit slow, just got here myself...was here yesterday, but there were only Luce, Andy and a newbie lurker around 09:38:10 [T.M.O.] Can I come in I was waiting in the wrong room! 09:38:19 [BW] new blood eh? 09:39:14 [T.M.O.] So what have I missed. What was the weekend like, anyone know? 09:39:14 [F.A.] yep... 09:40:56 [F.A.] *F.A. hands TMO a non-alcoholic cocktail* 09:41:09 [F.A.] What's your tipple BW? 09:44:13 [BW] liquidised solicitor please, this flat buying lark is getting to me! 09:46:28 [BW] So what were other personages up to over the w/e? 09:46:48 [T.M.O.] Yep, Im going through that at the moment too BW, NEVER buy a 200 year old house cos its pain trying to sell it! 09:47:52 [BW] Well womble pad's 100 years old and so will I be if I ever get to move in. 09:48:03 [F.A.] been up at my folks in Cheshire - was me Dad's birthday...took 6 1/2 hours to get home yesterday!!! 09:48:30 [T.M.O.] Happy Birthday BIG POPPA!!! How is the sweetie?? 09:48:37 [BW] Bizarre scenario of two solicitors saying the other is lieing - i naturally assumed the both were. Oh well. 09:49:35 [BW] Ach that's nothing, it took me 4 hours to get from embankment to hyde park on Sat :-) 09:51:24 [F.A.] Big Poppa and Big Momma are both doing well...off on their hols in 5 weeks.... 09:51:33 [F.A.] ....although only 6 days til mine 09:59:00 [T.M.O.] ..and only a month till mine. Although mine wont be a ***g -fest like yours!! 10:00:02 [F.A.] he he he 10:00:15 [F.A.] just been checking out the temperatures over in chicago and then dallas... 10:00:26 [F.A.] Dallas is still in the 30's 10:00:28 [F.A.] 10:00:35 [F.A.] 10:00:41 [F.A.] :eek: 10:01:04 [F.A.] oooo, got to head off to a ten minute meeting - can you hold my vodka for me??? 10:01:32 [BW] yep i'll hold it.....gulp. there, safe! 10:01:58 [T.M.O.] So, BW, just me and you then 10:02:06 [BW] Right, i'm off to growl at people, catch you later. 10:02:33 [T.M.O.] So, TMO, just you and me then.... 10:02:54 [T.M.O.] Helllllllloooooooooo, *sniff* 10:02:57 [BW] sorry my dear, must prove i get paid for some good reason ;-) 10:13:56 [F.A.] ooo, who was andyot? 10:14:11 [F.A.] Back from my meeting - just the weekly update....now where's my vodka? 10:16:27 [F.A.] JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10:16:31 [F.A.] hello 10:16:33 [Jimplayers] Morning 10:16:48 [Jimplayers] How are you? 10:16:54 [F.A.] vodka? or anything else? 10:17:36 [Jimplayers] Still water with lime juice. My body is a temple...... 10:18:14 [F.A.] we know it's a temple...and we all worship it *LOL* 10:18:34 [F.A.] *F.A. hands Jim an ice cold lime and water complete with plastic monkey* 10:18:46 [Jimplayers] So.....how's things? 10:19:51 [T.M.O.] Did someone mention Jim's body?? 10:20:11 [F.A.] things are good... 10:20:23 [F.A.] and yes TMO, JIm mentioned hsi own body... 10:20:36 [T.M.O.] oh-er 10:20:51 [F.A.] Got the last of my wrestling training on Thursday night...beginning to wonder if this was the best plan in the world... 10:20:53 [Jimplayers] Steady 10:21:14 [T.M.O.] Its this weekend isnt it? 10:21:45 [F.A.] this saturday night 10:22:21 [T.M.O.] Second thoughts? 10:23:09 [F.A.] yep - not really sure I want to be in the mud... 10:23:41 [Jimplayers] It's good for your skin 10:24:26 [F.A.] yeah....but it's gonna get everywhere - and I do feel slightly cruel that I'm fighting a 5 foot 16 year old... 10:24:30 [F.A.] 10:28:10 [T.M.O.] Get stuck in!! 10:28:40 [F.A.] hello Test - was that name intentional? 10:29:13 [T.M.O.] Better than Jeff....... 10:30:21 [F.A.] Nothing wrong with Jeff from Coupling though....mmmmmm 10:30:47 [T.M.O.] Is that Jack Davenport? 10:30:56 [T.M.O.] Or the welsh one? 10:31:38 [F.A.] the welsh one.... 10:31:53 [F.A.] so sweet.....what is it with me and the welsh nowadays??? 10:32:33 [T.M.O.] Your affinity with sheep? 10:32:44 [T.M.O.] Daffs?? 10:33:16 [F.A.] Yummy Bloke!?! 10:33:30 [F.A.] half welsh you know :rolleyes: 10:33:51 [T.M.O.] and silky bun-buns to boot. 10:34:13 [F.A.] mmmmmmm 10:34:27 [F.A.] sorry - off in my own little world for a minute. 10:34:32 [F.A.] Anyway, fancy a dance? 10:35:46 [T.M.O.] Is it the Gay Gordon?? 10:35:59 [F.A.] eh??? 10:38:04 [T.M.O.] You mean you've never done the Gay Gordon? Very funny when drunk. 10:38:17 [T.M.O.] Strip the Willow then? 10:38:31 [T.M.O.] OK, Kylie.... 10:40:21 [F.A.] done neither mate... 10:40:33 [F.A.] sorry...I'm obviously a novice... 10:40:43 [F.A.] just popping outside for a smoke...back in 5 10:43:20 [T.M.O.] OK, Ill wait here and try not to look desperate... 10:43:28 [T.M.O.] *hums to oneself* 10:46:09 [T.M.O.] Cheesy Wotsit, BW? 10:46:29 [BW] never fear i'm back, that's enough work for now 10:46:42 [BW] who's been talking! 10:47:12 [T.M.O.] It was the limp that gave it away..... 10:47:18 [BW] anyway the doc says that'll clear up in a few days 10:48:49 [BW] so i see i've missed the dancing, better pass me a beer 10:49:42 [T.M.O.] Bottle or draught? 10:50:28 [BW] curious question, draught of course, i'm an athiest not a heathen!! 10:51:13 [T.M.O.] But I thought all southerners drank out of bottles (when they are not having half a shandy)? 10:52:12 [BW] better to drink out of them than smash them over each other's heads... 10:52:59 [BW] anyway i'm a devout guinness worshipper and outside the Store i'd never touch the bottled version 10:53:26 [T.M.O.] Are you ever gonna introduce yourself at the store? 10:53:49 [F.A.] oooo, you're being a little forward Missus 10:54:06 [BW] tis possible, you're a scary bunch though! 10:54:11 [T.M.O.] You know me....get in there.. 10:54:45 [BW] i'm still here you know (now showing signs of fear!) 10:54:51 [T.M.O.] We are LOVE BUNNIES! 10:55:23 [BW] and you're wondering why i'm scared!! 10:55:52 [T.M.O.] OK, well I wont be in London now for a good while to you are safe for the moment... 10:56:04 [F.A.] so - just how much work do-ya reckon we'll all get done today then? 10:56:22 [BW] about the same as normal i would think 10:56:40 [BW] money for old rope this 10:56:41 [F.A.] bit miffed that I have two interviews to do today - but other than that I was just gonna carry on looking forward to seeing EFC on Sunday... 10:59:53 [BW] right off to try and get hold of my solicitor - do you ever get the feeling someone's avoiding you! back later 11:00:48 [F.A.] byeeeeee 11:01:00 [F.A.] just us two again huh!?! 11:01:15 [F.A.] And I have to leave you to interview some girl for my receptionist position... 11:03:48 [F.A.] later chick - keep my vodka chilled 11:04:11 [Obidiah] Hi TMO 11:05:31 [T.M.O.] Well hello.......how you doin' 11:06:31 Jimplayers enters this room 11:07:49 [Jimplayers] Hello again. I came back to say a proper goodbye. Goodbye. 11:07:54 [Obidiah] Top of teh world 11:08:05 Jimplayers exits from this room 11:08:07 [Obidiah] Oh Ta-ra Jim nice missing you 11:08:12 [T.M.O.] Oh by then .......... 11:08:17 [T.M.O.] I meant bye 11:09:12 [Obidiah] So how is TMO, what success has teh chat room been 11:09:19 [Obidiah] Will it be a keeper? 11:10:06 [T.M.O.] I dunno really, Ive only just been playing with it this morning. Interested to see how it went over the weekend. 11:11:00 [T.M.O.] Breaks the monotony of working for a living... 11:11:01 [Obidiah] Since most of us turn up here in our work hours, I wonder how many people will actually have got here? 11:11:56 [Obidiah] still cant be knocked 11:12:30 [T.M.O.] Not at all. Do you work with Shedevil? I remember meeting you at the store, drunk natch. 11:12:45 [T.M.O.] I think I was surprised you were a bloke. 11:12:59 [Obidiah] Work in the same building... but hardly work with. 11:13:06 [Obidiah] ou were really taken aback yes. 11:13:47 [Obidiah] Obidiah is the name of my cat named after the first part i ever saw the incomperable Mr A Rickman play 11:14:50 [T.M.O.] Its also a biblical reference. Mr Rickman is fab, saw him at "We Know Where You Live" last year. 11:15:06 BW enters this room 11:15:34 [T.M.O.] BW, you enter with such a swagger.... 11:15:52 [Obidiah] lol# 11:16:07 [BW] i know, no wonder my mother worries! 11:16:58 [BW] good morning Obidiah, TMO plying you with drink? 11:18:47 [Obidiah] paracetamol more like 11:20:41 [BW] er, that sounds like she might be trying to kill you 11:21:10 [Obidiah] no, purely medicinal i assure you.. 11:21:49 [BW] a good night last night then I assume... 11:23:45 [Obidiah] No, missed the store, and cried off to bed with only The Ryder cup to console me 11:24:26 [BW] consoled by golf, you must be ill!! 11:24:46 [Obidiah] it was good 11:25:04 [Obidiah] sorry i have some work to do, brb 10 minutes 11:25:08 [BW] but it was still golf! 11:26:20 [BW] right, i appear to b alone, time to start raiding the optics.... 11:26:24 [T.M.O.] I agree, a good walk spoiled and all that.... 11:26:40 [BW] ah caught! 11:27:21 [T.M.O.] Go for your life, less for me to have which can only be a good thing. 11:27:22 [BW] absolutely, i thought for years i'd made up that description, deluded originality! 11:28:44 [T.M.O.] Are you Mark Twain? 11:29:34 [BW] if i say yes no one will sue will they he's six foot under. so yes I am, pleased to meet you! 11:35:19 [Obidiah] back 11:36:05 [Obidiah] possibly, golf stinks, yes, but sticking it to the yanks has to be commended 11:36:36 [BW] ahh, now there I agree, 11:36:58 [BW] i assume its a bit early for our american cousins to fight back.. 11:37:52 [Obidiah] always best to kick them when down 11:38:40 [Obidiah] God Im cruel 11:38:54 [BW] well you've have to take advantage of any opportunity don't you, contractural obligation! 11:39:33 [BW] its only golf, they'll survive! 11:41:24 [Obidiah] well nice talking but I should go, before im shouted at. 11:41:31 [Obidiah] have fun 11:41:35 Obidiah exits from this room 11:55:32 F.A. enters this room 11:55:48 [F.A.] " /last 900 " 11:55:58 [F.A.] won't work 11:56:48 [F.A.] eugh - just interviewed yet another boring girl... 11:57:06 [BW] for a job? 11:57:46 [F.A.] yep 11:57:52 [BW] i interviewed a guy last week who had stamp collecting on his list of hobbies, worrying 11:58:13 [F.A.] she had the gall to sit there and tell me how outgoing she was in possible THE most dull voice in the world 11:58:18 [BW] i don't mind people collecting stamps but don't put it on the application form! 11:59:07 [BW] ha, classic. one of the others was a mister bean lookalike (really, it was quite disturbing) trying to convince me he was dynamic 11:59:42 [BW] he was wearing a tatty tweed jacket too, not a signal of dynamism 12:00:37 [F.A.] I know....interviewed a girl with no eyebrows!!! 12:01:09 [T.M.O.] Thats eyebrow-ism 12:01:21 [BW] people used to accuse me of having no eyebrows, its a sign of intelligence! 12:01:26 Jonathan enters this room 12:01:45 [Jonathan] Hello folks 12:01:59 [F.A.] just got her bloody agency on the phone at the moment and can't get him off the phone 12:02:03 [T.M.O.] Hey ya little tinker! 12:02:37 [BW] afternoon :-) 12:02:47 [F.A.] Hi J - how ya doing? 12:03:19 [Jonathan] Bit of a cold, bit of a head on me after yesterday, but okay, off to Paris in an hour. 12:03:44 [T.M.O.] Thats a bit swish.. 12:03:49 [BW] tis alright for some, i never get further than blackpool 12:04:41 [F.A.] don't want to be going to B'pool. 12:04:52 [F.A.] So how come you're off to Gai Paris J? 12:05:36 [Jonathan] Steady! Business trip out there, International Chamber of Commerce, meeting Tue-Thurs 12:06:08 [T.M.O.] Your Gay Arm will love it 12:06:20 [Jonathan] Hmmmmm! 12:06:23 [BW] i need a job with better travel 12:07:16 [T.M.O.] What do you do BW? 12:07:36 [BW] as little as possible 12:08:03 [BW] industrial relations stuff, not exciting 12:08:49 [BW] i got to spend valentine's day in slough though, what more could i ask for! 12:10:11 [T.M.O.] Which reminds me- The Office is back on tonight -hooray! 12:10:52 [Jonathan] Yay, he was great on Parky a couple of days back, did people see it? 12:11:19 [BW] yeah, Mike Palin on too, excellent show 12:12:08 [T.M.O.] I fancy them both 12:12:16 [T.M.O.] Not Parky tho... 12:13:02 [BW] i've just got off the phone to my solicitors, I'm now being dealt with by an australian called Bruce, now having Python flashbacks 12:13:54 [Jonathan] He, he! I looked back about the printing of the previous posts and I've got it to work and have saved all the chat up to now. 12:14:11 [BW] not Parky? surely he has a certain charm? 12:14:25 [F.A.] have got it to work as well now....am gonna take a look through but am just booking flights... 12:14:31 [F.A.] bloody work getting in the way... 12:14:33 [F.A.] 12:15:11 [BW] really how did you manage that? 12:16:45 [Jonathan] Use the "/ last 900" or whatever but dont use the quotes 12:17:30 [Jonathan] If someone could do it near midnight tonight so we've got a record that would be great. 12:22:51 [BW] ar yes, read instructions, always helps!!! 12:23:00 [F.A.] I am sooo not concentrating on booking these flights 12:27:35 [BW] right, i'm off to lunch, behave yourselves i'll be back later (if you're really unlucky) 12:28:14 BW exits from this room 12:29:25 Jonathan enters this room 12:31:12 [Jonathan] Hi, got to be off now. Nice chatting to you TMO and FA (and BW), and a big "Hi" to anyone coming in later who's looking back. Hope we can do another one of these soon! 12:31:52 [F.A.] later J - am gonna grab some lunch if I ever get off the bloody phone... 12:31:55 [Jonathan] And thanks again to Henry and the Players for setting this up! 12:31:58 [F.A.] have fun in Paris 12:31:59 [T.M.O.] Enjoy Paris m'love. 12:32:20 [F.A.] TMO - shall we run off to Paris? 12:32:33 Jonathan exits from this room 12:33:55 [T.M.O.] We could make a fortune at the Moulin Rouge 12:37:16 [F.A.] eeek...I keep getting bounced to the Wall... 12:37:44 [F.A.] ah well, must go get some food, go to the bank to get my dollars and find the outer outfit for the wrestling. 12:37:53 [F.A.] Catch you in a little while chick 12:38:00 F.A. exits from this room 12:38:25 [T.M.O.] Just me and my Kit Kat Chunky then... 12:56:10 cilly enters this room 12:56:47 [T.M.O.] oooooh hello! 12:56:58 Jimplayers enters this room 12:57:26 [Jimplayers] Still here, eh? 12:57:44 [T.M.O.] You know me, I loiter... 12:58:00 [cilly] Hi! Just lurking, basically, but hello Jim! 12:58:10 [Jimplayers] Very true. 12:58:57 [Jimplayers] Hello cilly 13:00:24 [Jimplayers] Well, I'm popping off again. See you all later 13:00:29 Jimplayers exits from this room 13:01:21 [T.M.O.] He doesnt hang around much does he? 13:03:28 cilly enters this room 13:05:09 [cilly] Oops. It's 8:0+ over here and when my co-worker snuck up on me I hit "close" instead of "minimize" -- didn't mean to be rude. And now I don't know if the system will let me back in. Sorry. Sorry. 13:05:45 [T.M.O.] No probs cilly 13:07:13 [cilly] Never done this before. Regards to all who stop by -- got to go before the boss shows up -- will be back (system willing) after a while. 13:21:19 Andy enters this room 13:22:41 [Andy] Anyone in here? How about everyone coming in at 7.00 this evening? 13:23:35 F.A. enters this room 13:23:43 [Andy] Hi TMO 13:24:05 [Andy] Hi FA 13:24:13 [F.A.] Hi Andy 13:24:23 [F.A.] how was the golf? 13:24:42 [Andy] What were you up to in Cheshire? 13:24:54 [T.M.O.] Hi Andy man, 13:26:18 [Andy] "/ Last 900" 13:27:01 BW enters this room 13:27:07 [F.A.] I was up visiting the folks - was me Dad's 64th birthday 13:27:37 [BW] now that's what i call a lunch, hi folks 13:28:17 [T.M.O.] Andy looks lovely in pink... 13:28:42 [F.A.] Was just wondering why he chose such a macho colour *LOL* 13:28:47 [Andy] Can't see anything, so I'm going to hop in the bath now. Bye. 13:28:48 [BW] well at least that image gets the edwina currie one out of my head! 13:29:31 [F.A.] thanks for leaving us with that image Andy! 13:29:33 [F.A.] 13:29:44 [T.M.O.] Do you want to borrow my loofer?? 13:29:50 [F.A.] don't forget to wash behind your ears properly though... 13:30:02 [T.M.O.] and your bits 13:30:12 [F.A.] Shouldn't thinkhe'd want your loofer after where it's been *he he he* 13:31:22 [T.M.O.] whats wrong with that? 13:31:59 [T.M.O.] I dont think hes gone yet so I cant say what I was going to... 13:33:34 meriel enters this room 13:34:11 shedevil enters this room 13:34:15 [meriel] hello 13:34:48 [BW] hi pups, lunchtime cocktail? 13:34:55 [shedevil] hello hello - I'm here!!!!! 13:35:07 [T.M.O.] Hello Meriel and Shedevil!! 13:35:17 [meriel] I'm just having breakfast 13:35:44 [F.A.] Well helloooooooo 13:35:59 [shedevil] I'm not - first day back at work since Friday 13th....boo hiss 13:36:09 [F.A.] how was the hol SheDevil? 13:36:34 [shedevil] FANTASTIC!!!!! 13:36:54 bo enters this room 13:37:04 [F.A.] cool - your bloke missed you lots then? 13:37:08 [F.A.] BO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 13:37:12 [F.A.] How ya doing??? 13:37:29 [bo] i am doing well - tired, b/c it is early here 13:37:56 [shedevil] we was jolly pleased to see me again on Friday so let's hope so! 13:37:59 [F.A.] what time is it over there? 13:38:11 [bo] 738 and i am already at work 13:38:14 [F.A.] that was directed to Bo obviously 13:38:23 [F.A.] you work-a-holic you! 13:38:37 [T.M.O.] Its a bit bloody squashed in here 13:39:00 [F.A.] SheDevil - you'll have to email me details about when and how much for your show. 13:39:14 [F.A.] TMO - that'll be SheDevil's boobs... 13:39:35 [T.M.O.] I think I just touched them by mistake... 13:39:58 Amadeus enters this room 13:40:00 [BW] yes, you'll suffocate short people, tuck them in please ladies! 13:40:42 [F.A.] Oh, you'll never guess who I bumped into at Lunchtime... 13:41:11 [T.M.O.] John Travolta? 13:41:24 [F.A.] erm, no....try again 13:41:39 [T.M.O.] Demis Rousos? 13:41:54 [BW] Baron Greenback? 13:42:07 [T.M.O.] Jeremy Irons? 13:42:12 [shedevil] someone with bigger boobs than me? 13:42:31 [BW] Lord Lucan? 13:42:35 [T.M.O.] Only Jordan exists here I think? It wasnt was it? 13:43:10 [F.A.] nope none of the above, and nope, not soemone with bigger boobs than SheDevil... 13:43:22 [shedevil] FA - October 23rd - 26th, erm £8 wed and thurs £11 fri and sat but you get food. 13:43:22 [meriel] One of the Spice Girls? 13:43:25 [BW] Shergar? 13:43:29 [F.A.] Although I do wish I'd bumped into Baron Greenback 13:43:44 [F.A.] If I met one of the Spice Girls I'd have been arrested by now... 13:43:44 [T.M.O.] The Archbishop of Canterbury? 13:43:46 [shedevil] phew thank god! 13:43:55 [F.A.] Oh, you're all gonna be disappointed now... 13:43:57 [meriel] lol 13:44:03 [shedevil] who was it? 13:44:16 [BW] There's a pic of John Prescott on the BBC site that instantly made me think of Baron Greenback 13:44:28 [F.A.] It was Simon Callow - you know from 'Chance in a Million' and 'Four Weddings and a Funeral' 13:44:36 [shedevil] ha ha ha 13:44:42 [F.A.] I think he's a brilliant actor...couldn't believe it.... 13:44:51 [BW] wow, you lucky thing 13:44:53 [F.A.] BW LMAO 13:45:12 [T.M.O.] Not Jordan then... 13:45:25 [BW] er que? 13:45:27 [F.A.] no....not Jordan.... 13:45:35 [T.M.O.] Simon Callow may have bigger breasts tho.. 13:45:37 [F.A.] LMAO - Laugh My Arse Off 13:45:43 [shedevil] i doubt that!! 13:45:54 [F.A.] no he didn't....I copped a feel just to be sure... 13:46:08 [shedevil] Fallen - did you just get a post about my show? it vanished.... 13:46:26 [F.A.] your show vanished? 13:46:46 [T.M.O.] Its varnished? 13:46:48 [shedevil] no - the info i was writing about it to you... 13:47:00 [F.A.] vanished Lord Percy, not varnished 13:47:29 [F.A.] To S - nope, ddn't get anything... 13:47:33 [T.M.O.] **applauds** 13:47:34 [BW] if you'd varnished it it wouldn't have vanished 13:47:37 [shedevil] oct 23rd to 26th. £8 wed thurs and £11 fri and sat includes food. 13:47:48 [shedevil] all welcome!! 13:48:00 [F.A.] Can you book me two for the Friday - although what time does it start? 13:48:23 [F.A.] just need to make sure Yummy Bloke will be over in time for it. 13:49:03 [shedevil] 8pm curtain up - 7.30 bar opens. If you want tickets you need to let me know if you want fish and chips, sausage and chips or veggie burger and chips. 13:49:34 [F.A.] one veggie burger and chips and one sausage and chips...will get the money over to you somehow... 13:49:51 [F.A.] ...I know I'll sellotape it to the back of my postcard from Chicago *LOL* 13:49:51 [shedevil] okily dokily - booking it now. 13:50:17 [shedevil] Amadeus is being very quiet in here..... 13:50:23 [BW] these colours are doing my eyes in! 13:50:44 [shedevil] sorry BW I'll stop now.... 13:50:51 [F.A.] I want to change mine, but appear to have lost my options (wouldn't be the first time ) 13:51:20 [BW] you're doing alright with the faces though! 13:52:02 [meriel] There's a color bar at the bottom... 13:52:26 [shedevil] how do you do smilies??? 13:52:41 [BW] ooowwww 13:52:42 [shedevil] can anyone read that last one? 13:53:09 [BW] yes but it hurt! 13:53:23 [F.A.] put in the : followed immediately with ) and you'll get 13:53:24 [shedevil] sorry BW!! 13:53:33 [F.A.] : followed by D for 13:53:42 [F.A.] : then ( for 13:53:53 [F.A.] ; then ) for 13:54:08 [F.A.] just want to check if the poking tongue one works 13:54:10 [bo] you all crack me up - definitely more fun on here than studying tax returns like i am doing now 13:54:18 [BW] :/ 13:54:24 [F.A.] yep, : then p for 13:54:26 [BW] like that then! 13:54:43 [shedevil] :* 13:54:45 [F.A.] ei 13:55:03 [shedevil] that didn't work did it.... 13:55:34 [T.M.O.] Can you do one flicking V's? 13:56:12 [BW] pleasant and polite remember TMO, pleasant and polite 13:56:25 [meriel] What plugin do I need for the jukebox? It says I don't have it but won't tell me what it is 13:56:41 [shedevil] the jukebox is fab!!!!! 13:57:45 [meriel] Thanks! 13:57:56 Jimplayers enters this room 13:58:30 [Jimplayers] Just checking that all is well 13:58:51 [shedevil] very well thanks Jim!! 13:58:59 [F.A.] 13:59:18 [shedevil] 13:59:21 [Jimplayers] Oops..... 13:59:26 [T.M.O.] What happened there with me and FA? 13:59:56 [Jimplayers] Phone call - had to dis connect 14:00:08 [T.M.O.] Jim did you see someone posing as me on the wall? Not a happy bunny!! 14:00:36 [Jimplayers] Pardon? 14:00:37 [F.A.] *F.A. hand TMO some chocolate to help calm her down* 14:01:08 [T.M.O.] Someone typed in a message as me on the wall. I would never be that un-funny. 14:01:18 [Jimplayers] No...not me.Anyone here I don't know? 14:02:07 [F.A.] I have a ferret with me, if that helps? 14:02:15 [shedevil] got to go to a meeting - back soon! bye! 14:02:22 shedevil exits from this room 14:02:33 [T.M.O.] I think it may be someone over the atlantic. Have a look on your last thread on the main wall. 14:02:41 [bo] Hi Jim - met you with my mom when we were on holiday there in London back in July 14:02:49 [bo] i am writing from Nashville, TN 14:02:54 [BW] alright, i just nipped out for a coffee and now we're talking ferrets??? 14:03:20 [F.A.] nowt wrong with ferrets... 14:03:29 [Jimplayers] Hello Bo. How are you both? 14:03:34 [T.M.O.] or weasels.. 14:03:47 [BW] depends if they've eaten 14:03:52 [F.A.] or stoats for that matter... 14:03:55 [bo] We are both doing well, thanks Jim 14:04:03 [T.M.O.] or meercats..# 14:04:09 [F.A.] not too keen on hamsters though...tails are too short 14:04:20 [T.M.O.] Gerbils? 14:04:35 [Jimplayers] Good. OK. Gotta go. See you all later. 14:04:36 [BW] now meercats are cute, views on ocelots? 14:04:52 [T.M.O.] notalot 14:05:05 [BW] Gerbils have there uses so I'm told... 14:05:12 Jimplayers exits from this room 14:05:15 [F.A.] we've scared Jim 14:05:59 [BW] oops, you mean we've scared God eh! 14:06:14 [T.M.O.] I so wanted to be "alone" with him aswell 14:06:38 [BW] why? 14:06:56 [BW] sorry, that was why did you breed Gerbils FA? 14:07:16 [T.M.O.] Eh? 14:07:54 [F.A.] used to sell the babies back to the pet shop. 14:08:08 [BW] ah, gerbils breed like rabbits do they, i see.. 14:08:41 [BW] such entrepreneurial skill in one so young! 14:09:10 [F.A.] the first lot dies cos we took out the wrong one... 14:09:14 [BW] ah well life is full of that trauma! 14:09:20 [F.A.] sorry - DIED not dies... 14:09:32 [T.M.O.] oooooh yeah....and I wonder what Andy is doing in the bath RIGHT NOW 14:09:38 [BW] still doesn't make a lot of sense!!! 14:09:58 [BW] ar, now it does 14:10:02 [F.A.] *F.A. runs off the Abracadabra's bathroom to try and sneak a peek* 14:10:18 Lizzlie enters this room 14:10:20 [BW] >TMO doggie paddle? 14:10:31 [F.A.] Hi Lizzlie 14:10:35 [F.A.] How's the cold? 14:10:39 [T.M.O.] HOW DARE YOU 14:11:00 [Lizzlie] Better thanks! 14:11:27 [Lizzlie] Whoo, that worked. Always a bonus when your words appear on the screen 14:12:01 [F.A.] oooo, look at this...two girls per boy now...tee-hee 14:12:08 [T.M.O.] BW asking me to doggie paddle 14:12:29 [BW] that's not what i meant!!!!!! 14:12:32 [Lizzlie] This is cool! We used to have these things at uni but they worked a bit different 14:13:47 [T.M.O.] Not you my sweet 14:14:29 [Lizzlie] I can't get on from work, I'm in the internet cafe but not got long so please excuse me if I suddenly vanish! 14:15:19 [T.M.O.] Varnish? 14:15:26 [F.A.] TMO - we could do the same joke again, only this time with Lizzlie 14:16:09 [Lizzlie] What joke TMO?? 14:16:18 [F.A.] *deja vu* 14:16:57 [BW] Indeed, right off to do a bit more work, back in a bi 14:17:00 [T.M.O.] Blackadder 14:17:03 [F.A.] we're sad little bunnies really 14:17:07 [F.A.] Catch you in a while BW 14:17:11 [BW] that was back in a bit by the way! 14:17:26 [Lizzlie] Right- is it from Blackadder?? 14:17:29 BW exits from this room 14:17:37 [T.M.O.] Not a bi then, how disappointing. 14:17:40 [bo] only guy in here now, huh? 14:17:58 [Lizzlie] We'd better be careful, we'll end up on the subject of Jim's britches again!! 14:18:20 [meriel] Got to go as well...see y'all later I hope 14:18:37 meriel exits from this room 14:18:56 [Lizzlie] ooh, she got different coloured typing! 14:20:28 [F.A.] he he he 14:21:01 [F.A.] we can all take advantage of Bo now *he he he* 14:21:11 [Lizzlie] FA, how do I do messages just to 1 person like you did? 14:21:28 [bo] haha - FA - when is it you leave for the states? 14:21:29 [Lizzlie] poor bo, what did he do wrong? 14:21:55 [F.A.] if you use your mouse and click onto the persons name, it will direct the statement to them 14:22:22 [Lizzlie] Like this?F.A. 14:22:36 [Lizzlie] noooo! 14:23:01 [F.A.] if you click on my name in the script box above and then type. 14:23:14 [Lizzlie] click before typing message or after? 14:23:44 AndyandTom enters this room 14:24:00 [F.A.] hi AndyandTom - are you the guys from Lancaster? 14:24:04 [Lizzlie] i don't have a script box above, mine's below! 14:24:05 [AndyandTom] Hello! 14:24:14 [bo] well have a safe trip - i have never been to chicago nor dallas, so have fun (sorry not to interrupt your ocnversation with LIzzlie) 14:24:16 [AndyandTom] We are the guys from lancaster.... 14:24:19 [Lizzlie] hey, more guys! 14:24:23 [AndyandTom] ept that Tom isn't here 14:24:23 Gerri enters this room 14:24:43 [AndyandTom] As usual I've hijacked his name whilst he isn't here 14:24:49 [Lizzlie] ok 14:24:53 [T.M.O.] Hello 14:25:07 [F.A.] "/to F.A. hello" 14:25:54 [AndyandTom] yes, and I, Andy, say hello to everyone! 14:26:06 [AndyandTom] We are at the Uni....just starting our third year 14:26:14 [F.A.] Hi to Gerri who snuck in there as well 14:26:23 [Lizzlie] hooray, got that sussed now, cheers FA! Hello Gerri 14:26:41 [AndyandTom] Salve Gerri 14:26:52 [Gerri] Hi there F.A. and Lizzlie! 14:27:03 [AndyandTom] I can't think where Brookhouse is. Is that to the north? 14:27:06 [Gerri] Oh, and AndyandTom! :-) 14:27:19 [T.M.O.] Et moi? 14:28:03 [Gerri] Sorry T.M.O., didn't realise you were talking to me. Hello! 14:28:10 [AndyandTom] ah....I'm more accustomed to the south, the west and the east because I come from preston! 14:28:18 [Gerri] Lizzlie> Who do you think I am?! 14:29:56 [Lizzlie] I have no idea Gerri, you should come and introduce yourself! 14:30:13 vickie enters this room 14:30:25 Noriko enters this room 14:30:41 [F.A.] Hi Vickie; Hi Noriko 14:30:41 [Lizzlie] Preston...ah the good old days! We used to go to the cinema in preston all the time when I was at college 14:30:59 [AndyandTom] Is that the old Odeon? 14:31:15 [vickie] hi all 14:31:18 [Noriko] Hello, all. I thought it is working hour in U.K. 14:31:19 [AndyandTom] (Hello Vickie and Noriko) 14:31:34 [Lizzlie] I don't know, it was a UCI in a sort of waterfront complex with pubs and a pizza hut 14:32:02 [AndyandTom] Oh that one! Still going strong! 14:32:10 [bo] good morning vickie, my feloow nashvillian 14:32:12 [Lizzlie] Hi Vickie and Noriko. We should all be working but this is more fun! 14:32:23 [AndyandTom] We've just lost our cinema in Lancaster :-( 14:32:25 [vickie] i can only stay but just a short time... chatting is against the rules here at work 14:32:41 [F.A.] I'm pretending to work - does that count? 14:33:01 [vickie] FA.. came in early to chat just for a while .. then it is work 14:33:45 [vickie] hi bo... !!! crummy weather we had 14:34:09 Gerri exits from this room 14:34:24 Amadeus enters this room 14:34:27 [vickie] FA.. i have been okay.. medication was increased so the normal side effects 14:34:36 [bo] [vickie] no doubt - thankfully things have cleared up 14:34:57 [vickie] rats... now you guys will know what a bad typist i really am 14:35:02 Amadeus exits from this room 14:35:16 [F.A.] 'my, people come and go so quickly here' 14:35:23 [F.A.] Now name that film? 14:35:44 [vickie] bo.. and another fixin' on its way 14:36:00 [vickie] FA .. i was thinking the same thing 14:36:20 [T.M.O.] GHOST?? 14:36:34 [vickie] tmo- BOO! 14:37:17 Amadeus enters this room 14:37:20 [vickie] noriko.. .hi! 14:37:31 [vickie] hi amadeus! 14:37:35 [T.M.O.] Oh... I do know it.....ermm.... 14:37:42 [Noriko] Hi, Vickie 14:38:01 [Amadeus] I'll get the hang of where I'm supposed to click sooner or later (blinkin' luddite!). Hi everyone! 14:38:20 [T.M.O.] *slaps forehead* 14:38:41 [vickie] when i came on .. i didn't know where to write... 14:38:51 [AndyandTom] Hello Amadeus! 14:38:58 [Amadeus] My thoughts exactly TMO!! Doh!! 14:39:05 [vickie] ... had forgotten all my chatting skills 14:39:12 [Amadeus] Hi guys! 14:39:34 [AndyandTom] I'm studying Human geography and the missing Tom is studying..... 14:39:47 [AndyandTom] International Relations and Defence Studies I think 14:39:59 [AndyandTom] he changed it recently from the simple and effective "Politics" 14:40:36 [AndyandTom] but basically we just spend our time writing for our radio show and our script ideas 14:41:31 [AndyandTom] and lancaster's wealth of pubs is also a source of fascination for us 14:42:28 [Noriko] [vickie] tell me the answer ! 14:42:58 [vickie] whatis the question? 14:43:23 [Noriko] The name of the film 14:44:08 [AndyandTom] Zulu? 14:44:34 shedevil enters this room 14:45:12 [Noriko] Hello, shedevil 14:45:35 [shedevil] hello all! gosh it's getting busy in here... 14:45:39 [vickie] what film? i 14:45:44 [AndyandTom] Hello shedevil 14:45:52 [vickie] hi she devil 14:46:03 [shedevil] 14:46:42 [Noriko] mmm, forget then. Probably my misunderstand. > Vickie 14:46:51 [F.A.] erm, have we all got confused about the film quote now? 14:47:21 [Noriko] Yes, I am. 14:47:23 [shedevil] never walk in half way through a conversation... 14:47:41 [AndyandTom] what film quote? I didn't realise that was the reason why people were shouting out film titles? 14:48:34 [vickie] someone mentioned a film 14:49:07 [Noriko] Thanks, F.A.. By the way, were you at the Store last night? 14:49:25 [F.A.] it's all too much - I'm having another vodka...who's up for a shot challenge? 14:49:29 [AndyandTom] Now you're making sense! 14:50:06 Jimplayers enters this room 14:50:15 [vickie] hi jim!!! 14:50:16 Jenny enters this room 14:50:31 [vickie] hi jenny.. 14:50:36 [F.A.] for someone who claims not to be drinking, Jim certainly seems to turn up whenever the vodka's mentioned 14:50:40 [Jimplayers] Hi How's things? 14:50:43 [F.A.] Hi Jenny 14:50:47 [Jenny] WooYay I'm in! 14:50:50 [AndyandTom] Hello Jim and Jenny 14:50:52 Gadge enters this room 14:51:03 [Jenny] Hi Everybody. 14:51:04 [F.A.] Oooo, and Gadge... 14:51:07 [vickie] things are okay... cannot stay much longer 14:51:13 [AndyandTom] and Gadge 14:51:24 [Jimplayers] Quite a party. eh? 14:51:27 [Noriko] Hello, Jim, Jenny and Gadge 14:51:39 [T.M.O.] Its getting hot in here.. 14:51:47 [Gadge] Hello me. 14:51:49 [vickie] too much too much.. ill have a voddie 14:52:04 [Jimplayers] I am not stripping off 14:52:21 [T.M.O.] Go on......purlllllleeeeeeeeez 14:52:43 [Gadge] Has everyone else been told to try to be pleasant and polite? Or do they know something about me? 14:53:01 [vickie] jim...remember our first game.. spin the bottle ? 14:53:16 [Jenny] It's for everyone Gadge...even the Infamous Me 14:53:27 [F.A.] what if we just all strip off and then Jim will feel like he HAS to join in 14:53:39 [vickie] gadge.. jim makes the rules , jim can break them 14:53:40 [Jimplayers] Oh yeah. 14:53:44 [T.M.O.] I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK!! 14:53:58 [AndyandTom] To compensate Jim, what if we all strip off but then make him wear all our clothes? 14:54:22 [Jimplayers] Stop now or I'll have to get the hose 14:54:23 [F.A.] I'd quite like to see Jim in TMO little black dress 14:54:43 [T.M.O.] & stockings... 14:54:50 [vickie] actuallly it was a combo of blind's man bluff & spin the bottle & pin the tail 14:54:56 [F.A.] Tsk....the standards have lowered since Jim turned up *he he he* 14:55:39 [vickie] nah.. not jim?!??!?! 14:55:45 [Jenny] If anyone starts stripping I may have to go borrow the mop from the Slatterettes... 14:55:47 [T.M.O.] JIM'S HOSE!!!???!! 14:56:27 [vickie] jim in a slinky black dress & hose??!?!?!? 14:56:28 [Jenny] Uh oh, you've set her off now... 14:56:44 [Jimplayers] Settle. Is that Andy Andy? 14:56:50 [T.M.O.] not quite.. 14:57:07 [AndyandTom] I am Andy of Chimpage Fame. That is all I'm afraid 14:57:25 [Jimplayers] Ah. 14:57:46 [Jimplayers] Hello Andy 14:57:51 [vickie] settling... setttling 14:57:56 [AndyandTom] I'm just a student. One of the social underclass! 14:58:09 [F.A.] so, who's spinning the bottle first?.............TMO? 14:58:15 [Gadge] Has Master Jonathan been around at all? 14:58:23 [T.M.O.] Go on then *spin* 14:58:56 [Jenny] don't think Jon's going to be around...something about IT dept. seeing everything he sees 14:58:56 [vickie] and the bottle lands on.>....... 14:59:21 [F.A.] *he he he* 14:59:22 [Noriko] "/last900" 14:59:46 [Noriko] I'm sorry, the below is my mistake 14:59:55 [T.M.O.] No tongues.. 15:00:25 [vickie] ooohhhh,, party pooper!! tmo! 15:00:30 [Noriko] It didn't work when I typed without" > F.A. 15:00:35 [Jimplayers] Shedevil - how was holiday? 15:02:49 [T.M.O.] I get the feeling I scare all men...dont know why... 15:02:51 BW enters this room 15:03:10 [F.A.] Hi BW, sit yourself down....we're playing spin the bottle 15:03:11 [vickie] BW!!! 15:03:41 [F.A.] who's turn is it now to spin then? 15:03:50 [BW] o god, why do I feel slightly unnerved!!! 15:03:54 [vickie] spiiiiinnnnnn 15:04:15 [AndyandTom] hello BW 15:04:26 [AndyandTom] have a baptism of fire - spin! 15:04:44 [Jenny] Hi BW! 15:05:34 [F.A.] 15:05:47 [Noriko] Hi, BW. 15:06:34 [AndyandTom] I'm confused already 15:06:46 [AndyandTom] degrees just don't educate you enough these days 15:07:17 [BW] Afternoon all, my its busy in here, is it happy hour? 15:07:24 [shedevil] sorry I'm back - on the phone. - Holiday was wonderful thanks Jim 15:07:34 [vickie] it is always happy hour 15:07:58 [shedevil] didn't you notice the tan yesterday? te he 15:08:24 Tarik enters this room 15:08:43 [vickie] hi tark 15:08:48 [Jimplayers] Me? I can barely see the other Players.... 15:08:48 [vickie] tarik 15:09:05 [Jenny] Hi Tarik! 15:09:19 [Tarik] Hi there to all! 15:09:29 [Gadge] Hellooo Tarik 15:09:40 [BW] And i can barely read that orange, you trying to blind us Jim? 15:09:47 [shedevil] Ok Jim - forgiven this once. We found a great bar with vodka jally shots - kept me happy all holiday! 15:09:53 [F.A.] hi Tarik - how've ya been? 15:10:01 [shedevil] that should read jelly NOT jally.....still hungover 15:10:17 [Tarik] Quite a day, great as it is to be able to chat I've just been made redundant!! 15:10:59 [BW] Comiserations Tarik, was it unexpected? 15:11:24 [T.M.O.] Sorry Tarik, this may happen to me too soon... 15:11:31 [shedevil] Sorry to hear that Tarik - FA I'm never normally hungover I'm normally still drunk! 15:11:33 [Tarik] A little but I feel I should be more upset than I am 15:11:43 [Jimplayers] Tarik - sorry to hear that 15:11:45 suz enters this room 15:11:55 [Gadge] Hi Suz! 15:12:04 [Jimplayers] ..but glad you feel OK 15:12:12 [shedevil] Horay another BBC employee who's working hard - hi Suz. 15:12:24 [suz] hi gadge! hi everyone! 15:12:26 [BW] there's a lot of it about, we're dealing with about 500 redundancies a week at the moment 15:12:38 [suz] um...yeah...ive actually got no work to do...!! 15:12:40 [AndyandTom] Sorry! i just had an urgent phone call! 15:12:41 shedevil exits from this room 15:12:55 [F.A.] So does this mean the Beeb is at a standstill with you two here? 15:12:58 [suz] hi FA...! 15:13:08 [shedevil] eh I didn't exit anything...... 15:13:16 [Tarik] I've got a wedding in France and a long stag weekend in Marrakech to keep me occupied! 15:13:39 [suz] i dont know..everyone else seems really busy but i've got nothing to do...so just twiddling my thumbs (and watching films) 15:13:43 [Gadge] I think AndyandTom must have left the room 15:13:44 [BW] did you get stuck in the revolving door shedevil? 15:13:49 [AndyandTom] yes, but I'm also a Royal naval officer 15:13:53 [Tarik] I'm following through on a few possible leads but it is early days yet 15:14:04 [suz] hows it going in the design building, shedevil?! 15:14:07 [shedevil] revolving door - that explains a lot..... 15:14:27 [AndyandTom] work that one out! Seriously, I had an important phone call from a colleague and now I'm back! 15:14:40 [Jimplayers] Well, my little love bunnies, I must love youn and leave you.I will try and pop back just before midnight. Take care.. 15:15:00 [Gadge] Tata chuck 15:15:04 [shedevil] bye bye Jim. 15:15:08 [vickie] see you jim!!! . 15:15:10 [AndyandTom] Goodbye Jim! 15:15:16 [suz] bye bye jim! 15:15:19 [Tarik] See you Jim. Try not to take it personally that London transport organises their strikes on a Wed 15:15:21 [Noriko] Bye Jim 15:15:23 Jimplayers exits from this room 15:15:24 [Gadge] Oh, I sounded like TMO then 15:15:29 [Jenny] Bye Jim! 15:15:39 [Jenny] oops...little late there 15:16:00 [AndyandTom] for different things....like working ship..... ceremonial dress.... 15:16:12 [T.M.O.] Gadge, cheeky git! 15:16:23 [AndyandTom] I've got four altogether and they're devilishly smart 15:16:28 [Gadge] Instead we get First North Western services disrupted every weekend til the end of November 15:16:39 [AndyandTom] not bad for a student 15:16:43 [Noriko] I'm leaving too cause It is late here, I try to come back just before your midnight. I enjoyed to hear your chat. 15:17:03 [AndyandTom] Goodbye Noriko 15:17:14 [suz] hey noriko! 15:17:20 [vickie] bye noriko 15:17:24 [T.M.O.] FA, Lancaster is aggges away from me!! 15:17:34 [Gadge] I'm only getting half of AndyandTom's conversation?! 15:17:38 [Noriko] Hi, Suz. I didn't say Hello to you. 15:17:42 [Jenny] bye Noriko! 15:17:44 [Gadge] Bye Noriko 15:17:50 [AndyandTom] that could be a good thing 15:18:12 [BW] I have a sneeking suspicion they're talking to each other! 15:18:19 [suz] i just got here!! but i havent learnt any more japanese...!! 15:18:28 [AndyandTom] unfortunately, as a young officer I'm only a humble Midshipman 15:18:39 [T.M.O.] oh-er! 15:18:41 Bonzo enters this room 15:18:53 [Bonzo] hullo 15:18:54 [F.A.] hello Bonzo.... 15:19:05 [AndyandTom] unless I do join up next year and make it to Sub-Lieutenant 15:19:10 [Noriko] bye all. I will write to you sometime, suz. 15:19:13 [AndyandTom] Hello Bonzo 15:19:13 [vickie] hi bonzo.... 15:19:20 [suz] hi bonzo 15:19:21 Noriko exits from this room 15:19:27 [Bonzo] hey FA. Hope you're looking after sexy TMO for me!! 15:19:31 [AndyandTom] Is that THE Bonzo, of Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah band fame? 15:19:51 [Bonzo] yeah, that's me!! 15:19:51 [Jenny] Hi Bonzo 15:19:59 [vickie] i need to go myself.. will pop in later! 15:20:08 [T.M.O.] Iam sexy arent I?? 15:20:23 [Bonzo] sexy baby hot baby yeah! 15:20:51 [Tarik] Got to go now but will be back later. Have fun y'all 15:20:52 vickie exits from this room 15:21:06 [F.A.] Ta-ra Tarik 15:21:19 [AndyandTom] Bye Tarik 15:21:21 [F.A.] ooo, where'd Vickie go??? *F.A. glances round room* 15:21:23 [Jenny] bye Tarik 15:21:23 [BW] coffee time, back later 15:21:27 Tarik exits from this room 15:21:31 BW exits from this room 15:22:03 [F.A.] think I might bugger off outside for a smoke...back in five... 15:22:15 [Bonzo] oooo....if I wasn't married.....TMA....you are HOT BABY YEAH!! 15:22:34 [Gadge] Is MrRoom1 a smoker's room? 15:22:40 F.A. exits from this room 15:22:40 [T.M.O.] Stop it now.. 15:22:54 [Bonzo] Boooooooogeeeeeeee 15:23:16 [Bonzo] so TMO.....do I make you horny? 15:23:20 [Bonzo] :-))))))))) 15:23:32 [Jenny] and we thought the tone of the room was lowered when Jim was here... 15:23:41 [T.M.O.] Not in the least. 15:23:46 [Bonzo] just kidding 15:24:06 [Bonzo] :-(((( 15:24:23 [AndyandTom] It looks like I'm going to have to go and get on with my dissertation :-( 15:24:53 T.M.O. exits from this room 15:25:12 [Bonzo] Oh Jenny...tone lowering is my forte 15:25:47 [AndyandTom] But feel free to look at my website. It's got pictures of a chimp and everything! 15:26:05 [Jenny] ah...but do you live in the gutter like me? 15:26:24 [AndyandTom] Nothing seedy......I assure you. Anyway, see you later 15:26:45 [Jenny] Bye! 15:26:45 [AndyandTom] byeeeeeeeeee 15:26:46 [Gadge] Not you as well! 15:26:46 [Bonzo] gutter - I was born there baby 15:27:51 AndyandTom exits from this room 15:28:35 [Gadge] It sounds rather like a sketch from Monty Python to me... 15:29:19 [Bonzo] true gadge, true.... 15:30:29 T.M.O. enters this room 15:30:35 [Gadge] Shall we do the Finishing each others sentences game? Ye know 7 words per go... 15:30:45 [Bonzo] WB shorty 15:31:17 F.A. enters this room 15:33:20 [shedevil] I disappear for 5 minutes and the conversation turns to the gutter.... 15:34:20 [F.A.] 15:34:25 BW enters this room 15:34:36 [Gadge] Well I'll start anyway after that raptuous concurrence 15:34:59 [Bonzo] raptuous concurrence - that's a new one....I'll have to use that 15:34:59 [BW] back again, that's enough work for one day, what's happening round here? 15:35:06 [Gadge] The man and his son went to... 15:37:01 [shedevil] a party where there was a large... 15:37:58 [Bonzo] commotion over an ice sculpture in the shape of..... 15:37:59 [BW] swiss cheese eating an artichoke with a 15:38:18 [Bonzo] ooops.....to much finishing going on 15:38:25 [Gadge] The man and his son went to... 15:38:26 [BW] oof, beat me to it Bonzo, damn this keyboard! 15:38:33 [F.A.] always happens 15:38:37 [Bonzo] hahahaha BW 15:38:45 [Bonzo] but yours was much more original 15:38:59 [shedevil] ok who got the drugs out? 15:39:01 [Gadge] Oops 15:39:18 [Bonzo] damn those drugs!! 15:39:30 [Bonzo] <belch> 15:39:39 [shedevil] such manners! 15:39:39 [Gadge] I rule that Bonzo's line shall continue! 15:39:55 [Bonzo] okey dokey....I can live with that 15:40:07 [Bonzo] from the top gadge 15:40:18 [BW] well B got there first, I'll seek revenge another way... 15:40:47 [Bonzo] Just no tongues OK BW?? 15:40:48 [BW] so where were we? 15:40:59 [Gadge] Not quite the top.... a large commotion over an ice sculpture in the shape of.... 15:41:05 [BW] that's not what you said last time 15:41:19 [Bonzo] The man and his son went to... 15:41:34 [shedevil] aaaaargh! 15:41:43 [Bonzo] commotion over an ice sculpture in the shape of..... 15:41:58 [BW] following Gadge - a swiss cheese eating an artichoke with 15:42:00 [F.A.] (either way) 15:42:14 Jenny exits from this room 15:42:21 Jenny enters this room 15:42:25 [Bonzo] ok....are we still on the french poodle?? 15:42:43 [Jenny] don't mind me, just testing something... 15:42:46 [Bonzo] or are we artichoking? 15:42:53 [BW] you might be my dear, I assure you I'm no where near! 15:43:07 [Bonzo] please.....can we have a referee here! 15:43:20 [T.M.O.] I vote we dont bother with this 15:43:20 [Bonzo] I'm lost on the poodle 15:43:50 [BW] I was following your ice sculpture - exponge poddles from your mind! 15:44:00 [Bonzo] what was the swiss cheese thing too? 15:44:13 [BW] to TMO, I agree, I spy... 15:44:25 vickie enters this room 15:44:26 [Bonzo] BW - stop confusing me....are we poodling or cheesing? 15:44:34 [Gadge] * Gadge myself 15:44:36 Test2 enters this room 15:44:54 [BW] To Gadge - fantastic!!! 15:44:55 [T.M.O.] Test 2, are you Nightingale? 15:44:58 [Bonzo] that's cool gadge - how do you do that? 15:45:02 [shedevil] gadge how did you do that? 15:45:03 [Jenny] I think so... 15:45:22 [vickie] it is cool, gadge 15:45:36 [T.M.O.] Show off 15:45:43 [Bonzo] 'fess up gadge 15:46:18 [Gadge] Just click on the ? mark next to where you type in your messages 15:47:10 [BW] arr, great and now I can read the coloured stuff safely 15:47:10 [Bonzo] Bonzo TMO Haha!!! 15:47:31 [shedevil] 15:47:36 [Gadge] What monster have I created? 15:47:51 [vickie] nmy fav 15:48:15 CarWinnie1 enters this room 15:48:20 [Jenny] Test2 was Nightingale, she says hi and that she still can't get in to chat 15:48:26 [shedevil] 15:48:34 [T.M.O.] Bummer.. 15:48:39 [shedevil] poor nightingale.... 15:48:39 [Bonzo] you know I love you really, TMO. xxxx 15:48:43 [Gadge] CarWinnie1 is that you? 15:48:51 [shedevil] do you two want a room together? 15:49:01 [shedevil] 15:49:08 [T.M.O.] He wishes....... 15:49:19 [CarWinnie1] Yes, just popped in to say hello before I go out 15:49:35 [Bonzo] Well I can still dream can't I?? 15:50:03 [Bonzo] If you don't have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true? 15:50:08 [CarWinnie1] it always will be! If I could cancel my plans to be around all of you I would 15:50:27 [F.A.] bummer....have to interview someone else now...mind you, at least it's a boy this time...wonder if he's cute? Apparently he's appeared at the Store (which is why I've given him the interview!?! Call me fickle) 15:50:31 [Gadge] What's holding you back CarWinnie1? 15:50:58 [BW] equal opportunities eh FA - careful now! 15:51:27 [CarWinnie1] it is my boyfriends birthday today. A bunch of us are going out, then we have a bit of a romantic idea for just the two of us tonight 15:51:42 [CarWinnie1] 15:51:59 [BW] oh well that's alright then!!!! 15:52:08 [CarWinnie1] damn! 15:52:19 [BW] make sure he isn't wearing tweed 15:52:33 [CarWinnie1] FA what would be a good excuse? 15:52:41 [CarWinnie1] LOL I hope not 15:52:42 [F.A.] oh well...guess I should go see the blighter - he better be more interesting than the girl this morning!?! 15:52:44 [Bonzo] Eeek.....smoke time.....back in five 15:53:35 [F.A.] 15:53:57 [Bonzo] thanks fa! 15:53:57 [CarWinnie1] I like that one FA 15:54:11 [F.A.] Righty-o...off to do the interview 15:54:40 F.A. exits from this room 15:54:59 [CarWinnie1] bye FA, bye everyone! I should get going now too 15:55:14 [CarWinnie1] nice to meet you, everyone I did not meet. 15:55:34 CarWinnie1 exits from this room 15:57:31 [vickie] i need to get off .. this is way too addicting! see you later 15:57:36 vickie exits from this room 15:58:57 [shedevil] and they drop like flies...... 15:59:28 [BW] odd that, i've never noticed flies drop, they just seem to squish... 15:59:44 [T.M.O.] Just about to say that meself BW 16:00:19 [Gadge] I think she was talking about in a gent's toilet 16:01:19 [shedevil] you guys are wierd!!!!! 16:01:21 [suz] woah 16:01:32 [suz] i've completely lost track of this conversation... 16:01:43 [BW] all things are relative shedevil 16:02:12 [BW] that's probably indicative of a solid level of sanity suz! 16:02:57 [shedevil] or not enough drugs..... 16:03:03 [suz] lol....well sane or not, i think my programme's come in...so i gotta go! 16:03:30 [shedevil] see - dropping like flies!!! bye suz 16:04:00 [suz] have fun guys....bye bye! 16:04:03 [Gadge] See ya Suz 16:04:09 suz exits from this room 16:05:08 [shedevil] and then there were 5.... 16:06:24 [Gadge] Do you think that the John Major/Edwina Curry thing is true? 16:06:49 [T.M.O.] Absolutely. And its giving me nightmares. 16:07:38 [Gadge] Is power an aphrodisiac - can it be bottled? 16:07:40 [BW] yep, who'd have thought he had it in 'im! 16:07:44 [shedevil] me too - If he can cheat on his wife any man can..... 16:08:09 [T.M.O.] and usually do.. 16:08:20 [BW] well he has to be married first! 16:09:07 [Gadge] Have you hired a private detective yet TMO? 16:09:46 [T.M.O.] Dont care 16:13:56 [Gadge] Shedevil, you like singing. Have you been to Sing-along-a-Sound-of-Music? 16:16:38 [shedevil] no i haven't but it's meant to be fab! 16:16:54 [shedevil] they are doing sing-a-long-a Joseph here at the moment too! 16:17:17 [Gadge] Oh boy. Recreate that Jason Donovan moment! 16:17:35 [T.M.O.] Oh I just LOVE Joseph. 16:17:38 [shedevil] ha ha 16:18:03 [shedevil] we were going to go the sound of music one and then turn up at the store dressed as nuns - would that scare the Players? 16:18:32 [T.M.O.] Even more you mean.. 16:19:13 [shedevil] even more than normal - yes! 16:20:11 AndyandTom enters this room 16:21:43 AndyandTom exits from this room 16:22:09 AndyandTom enters this room 16:22:30 [AndyandTom] hello (sorry) 16:23:03 [T.M.O.] Coming or going?? 16:24:04 [AndyandTom] coming to stay a while this time i hope 16:24:31 [T.M.O.] Tell us a story 16:24:43 [shedevil] bloody revolving door........ 16:24:47 [AndyandTom] who? 16:24:49 [Gadge] Oh I see, yes the Sunday show would work out quite well 16:24:51 [AndyandTom] me? 16:25:11 [T.M.O.] Yeah..... 16:25:25 [AndyandTom] if you're sure......i shall begin 16:25:32 [AndyandTom] (it's semi-long) 16:25:44 [Gadge] 16:25:48 [shedevil] is everyone sitting comfortably? 16:25:59 [T.M.O.] *spits coffee out* 16:26:09 [shedevil] what? 16:26:12 [AndyandTom] My story is called quite simply "Monkey trip" 16:26:21 [shedevil] TMO are you being rude again? 16:26:29 [T.M.O.] Yeeeeesssss..... 16:26:46 [shedevil] Can i just say there was a pub in Lanzarote called the Spanking Monkey - i thought that was hilarious! 16:26:53 [AndyandTom] Monkeys, like most jungle creatures, are notioriously difficult to live with or take long car journeys with. Impatient monkeys can not always be trusted to sit idly in the passenger seat and observe traffic signals, clowns, complex maneouvres and passing old people. In fact, I had a monkey once, 16:27:02 [AndyandTom] and I remember a very bizarre journey we once took together. He was called Mooncles, or Albert for short.... 16:27:08 [Gadge] * Gadge Gadge gets his coat 16:27:36 [T.M.O.] Please, different colour! 16:27:37 [Gadge] Seeze youse later 16:27:45 [AndyandTom] Albert was always difficult on journeys and that day I decided to sedate him with some tablets I once found in the back of a zoo truck. I put the tablets in Albert's Coco Pops and his monkey face flopped on to the table, spraying milk all over my neatly pressed beige trousers. 16:28:03 [AndyandTom] I carried Albert's limp monkey body to the car and strapped him in to the passenger seat. Half way through the journey I awoke to find Albert licking the windscreen whilst clinging to the bonnet. At this point I realised that I had unknowingly fed him Monkey heroin tablets. I was in trouble. 16:28:07 Gadge exits from this room 16:28:15 [T.M.O.] So rude.. 16:28:44 [AndyandTom] After several minutes of mooning at old people waiting to cross the road, Albert tore off the windscreen wipers and threw them at a passing clown car, forcing the circus vehicle to explode as it would have done in a circus performance. Clowns flew everywhere, a couple landing under the wheels of my 16:28:54 [AndyandTom] car with, I expect, tragic consequences. I had no time to stop. They were only clowns. 16:29:11 [AndyandTom] I awoke once more to find a badly injured clown clinging to my bumper. A few turns and I had lost him, but Albert was now in the car and reaching the peak of his monkey heroin high. Rubbing his bottom against my face I began to cry. The end 16:29:21 [T.M.O.] I detect copy and paste uncover operation there.... 16:29:37 [T.M.O.] Very nice, nonetheless 16:30:04 [AndyandTom] i'm just a fast typer! 16:30:37 [AndyandTom] At least I wrote the story! It was original, if a little silly. 16:30:51 [T.M.O.] Cant knock that really.. 16:31:25 [AndyandTom] I actually wrote it in a lecture last year....a physical geography lecture if I remember 16:31:43 [shedevil] a LITTEL silly? you scared Gadge off..... 16:31:52 [AndyandTom] I only found it the other day....in amongst my lecture notes. Lucky eh? 16:31:55 [shedevil] little even 16:32:15 [T.M.O.] We consider ourselves honoured. 16:32:51 [shedevil] poor mokey..... 16:33:06 [shedevil] monkey - what is wrong with my typing today? 16:33:08 [T.M.O.] Sort yer typing out! 16:33:10 [AndyandTom] thank you. You must thank Dr. Philip barker, as it was his lecture. If it wasn't so boring, you wouldn't have experienced that! 16:33:21 [shedevil] sorry - still hungover..... 16:34:11 [T.M.O.] I havent had a drink for nearly 4 weeks.. 16:34:43 [AndyandTom] It's fresher's Week this week at Lancaster and so far I'm behaving myself..unlike last year 16:35:07 [shedevil] 4 weeks??? but why??? 16:35:08 [AndyandTom] last year I had to give up drinking halfway through the week because my liver was trying to pack its bags and move out! 16:35:36 [T.M.O.] Yeah. Im cleaning up my act cos it was FILTHY. 16:36:04 [T.M.O.] And it does nothing for the love-handles 16:37:27 [AndyandTom] love handles are handy 16:37:37 [T.M.O.] for love? 16:37:53 [T.M.O.] If all men thought the same. 16:38:00 [AndyandTom] i'd say so 16:38:16 [T.M.O.] I love you. 16:38:37 [AndyandTom] heh heh :-) 16:38:48 [AndyandTom] Seriously..... 16:39:01 [AndyandTom] as long as they're not like a strap, if you know what I mean? 16:39:18 [T.M.O.] Strap? 16:39:51 [AndyandTom] well....you can have a handle (which is handy) and then if you take things too far, you can have a strap 16:39:51 [shedevil] strap????? 16:40:00 [shedevil] oh - get you... 16:40:02 [AndyandTom] and straps aren't good 16:40:23 [shedevil] that's gross - TMO doesn't have love handles or a strap - not that I've seen her naked you understand.... 16:40:25 [T.M.O.] If you are Scottish does that mean you have a Jock strap? 16:40:31 [shedevil] ha ha ha 16:40:38 [AndyandTom] I can see what you've done there 16:41:18 IceAngel enters this room 16:41:29 [T.M.O.] Ive got two of those straps you find dangling down on the Tube 16:41:46 [AndyandTom] that sounds good, strangely 16:42:13 [IceAngel] umm that was an interesting first comment to read TMO! 16:42:28 [T.M.O.] Hi IceAngel! 16:42:37 [IceAngel] Hiya everyone 16:43:13 [AndyandTom] hello IceAngel 16:44:09 [shedevil] Iceangel!! You missed a cracking holiday!# 16:44:35 ajay.r enters this room 16:44:36 [IceAngel] yeah so I heard thanx for that honey! 16:45:34 [AndyandTom] hiya ajay 16:45:44 [T.M.O.] Hi ajay 16:46:09 F.A. enters this room 16:46:41 [IceAngel] Hi FA! how are ya? 16:47:50 [IceAngel] hehe it's wicked... pleasant memories of saturday 16:50:03 vickie enters this room 16:50:33 [vickie] sorry to pop in & out 16:51:16 [shedevil] iceangel that colour is blinding and I can't read it!"!!! 16:51:25 [AndyandTom] Hello again Vickie and FA 16:51:39 [BW] i see we're back on the scary colour schemes 16:51:54 [IceAngel] oh dear oh well I'm not saying anything interesting anyway 16:54:41 [shedevil] has everyone seen the post from Roy on the wall? what a w*****r!! 16:54:56 [F.A.] well that interview was a complete waste of time.....wanted to hang myself if the bloke spoke again... 16:55:01 [BW] Right having redesigned our office I'm now going home to prepare for the pub. So this is the Bored Womble signing off from this rather groovy phenomenon. Cheers Henry, thanks to one and all for making sure I've done no more than an hour's work today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALL Have a good evening. 16:55:27 [IceAngel] yeah just read that Shedevil... agree with your sentiment entirely 16:55:52 [IceAngel] bye BW have a good one 16:56:26 [shedevil] bye BW - what a prat and someone is posting as TMO and Nightingale and it's not them. 16:56:34 [shedevil] wierd stuff.... 16:57:11 BW exits from this room 16:57:16 [F.A.] No doubt it's the certain lovely mad woman who turns up every now and then... 16:57:38 [F.A.] ...and I don't mean me (before anyone puts it!?!) 16:58:27 [shedevil] ha ha - you mad FA? surely not!!!! When are we going out for drinkies next? 17:01:11 tstaffa enters this room 17:01:24 [IceAngel] ooo! it's 5pm... home time for me. Later all xx 17:01:28 [tstaffa] hello? 17:01:45 [AndyandTom] that roy guy sounds a bit odd 17:02:35 [vickie] hi staffa 17:02:49 [tstaffa] i dont have long to chat, i have to go to class, but i just found this and i thought i would say hi!! 17:02:55 [tstaffa] hi vickie! 17:02:59 [shedevil] hi staffa! 17:03:11 IceAngel exits from this room 17:03:19 [tstaffa] howdy! 17:03:26 [T.M.O.] Its 5pm and Im off. Will come out to play after my mum has made me eat me tea. 17:03:27 [tstaffa] how is everyone? 17:03:55 T.M.O. exits from this room 17:04:03 [tstaffa] well, i have to go to class, everyone have a great night (or if you are in the US have a great day!) 17:04:10 [tstaffa] sorry i hvae to leave so quick 17:04:15 [vickie] fine... slippping .. readin/writing to the chat 17:04:18 [AndyandTom] you don't know me, but I'm fine 17:04:26 [AndyandTom] you missed my monkey story though 17:04:33 [tstaffa] that is good at least! 17:04:46 [tstaffa] sorry i missed it. 17:04:53 [tstaffa] i must be going though 17:04:55 [tstaffa] cheers 17:05:09 [AndyandTom] it was quite epic in proportion 17:05:13 [vickie] bye 17:05:17 [AndyandTom] see you though 17:05:23 tstaffa exits from this room 17:07:05 [shedevil] and then there were 5....... 17:07:43 [AndyandTom] monkeys in a tree, clipping their finger nails and talking about cheese? 17:08:10 [AndyandTom] sorry. I was writing on the wrong window 17:08:57 [AndyandTom] i suppose i should be going 17:09:17 [AndyandTom] although I've just realised I'm in a room with four women 17:09:56 [shedevil] you are a lucky boy (or two) are you both typing or just one? 17:11:12 [AndyandTom] there's just me, Andy :-( 17:11:29 [shedevil] where's your other half? 17:11:33 [AndyandTom] tom is otherwise engaged somewhere 17:12:01 [AndyandTom] not sure where actually. I always sign in as Andy and Tom for security reasons :-) 17:12:47 [AndyandTom] anyway I must go! 17:15:48 [F.A.] oh no....I missed my adopted son cos I was doing work!!!! 17:15:52 [F.A.] 17:16:07 [AndyandTom] i'm confused 17:16:17 [F.A.] 17:16:39 [AndyandTom] but i must go.... if anybody misses me just pop along to http://www.chimpage.com and listen in on friday night :-) 17:17:08 [AndyandTom] See you later!!! 17:17:37 [AndyandTom] P.S: I've got a show on sunday at 8pm as well 17:18:17 [AndyandTom] See you! 17:18:22 AndyandTom exits from this room 17:20:06 [shedevil] FA when do you go again? 17:22:41 [F.A.] 17:24:44 [shedevil] coool - we're karaokeing Thursday which you are more than welcome to come to if you would like.... 17:25:39 [shedevil] girl enough - kick some arse won't you!! 17:25:46 [F.A.] damn right!!! 17:26:58 [shedevil] I'm off in a little while and no chance of getting on again tonight - is that really it - no more chat tomorrow? 17:27:38 [shedevil] "/last900" 17:27:47 [shedevil] that didn't work...... 17:30:37 [shedevil] gosh it's gone quiet. 17:31:56 [F.A.] take off the " " 17:32:05 [F.A.] take off the " " 17:32:21 [F.A.] sorry for the double post - couldn't see them... 17:32:46 [shedevil] aaah 17:33:03 [shedevil] it says this is not a valid command....... 17:33:49 [F.A.] oh, you need a space between last and the number... 17:33:57 NeeNe enters this room 17:33:58 [F.A.] btw we've done a damnsite more than 900 posts now... 17:34:06 [F.A.] Hi NeeNe 17:34:09 [F.A.] Willcome 17:34:37 [shedevil] still doesn't work! wah! 17:34:40 [NeeNe] Hello!! 17:35:47 Jenny exits from this room 17:37:07 [vickie] iam going to be leaving... see y'all at the wall!!! 17:37:25 [shedevil] where is everyone???? 17:37:53 vickie exits from this room 17:38:22 [NeeNe] not sure, I was waiting for somebody else to speak 17:38:38 [NeeNe] no one knows me, so I guess they don't know what to say to me personally..it is okay 17:40:15 [shedevil] yeah yeah FA got it now!!! 17:40:29 [shedevil] I can't read the whole weekends worth though I'll be here all night. 17:40:42 [shedevil] where you from NeeNe? 17:42:21 [NeeNe] California. Are you in the UK? 17:43:32 [NeeNe] my real name is Renee 17:44:29 [shedevil] I'm in London yes - pleased to meet you I'm sue 17:45:16 [NeeNe] HI Sue, nice to meet you as well. I have never been to London, but I enjoy comedy and I heard the players are some of the best. So I decided to visit this site 17:45:47 [shedevil] they are without doubt not only the best but the nicest bunch of people i know! 17:46:11 [shedevil] you should save up and come visit! 17:46:31 [F.A.] Hi Renee - glad you made it here...sunny California huh!?! alright for some...although I gues we DO have the Store! 17:46:38 [NeeNe] it is so different there. So many stars in Hollywood have sticks up their asses that no matter how talented they are, theycome off as nasty 17:47:11 [shedevil] i know......well they are! 17:47:54 [NeeNe] That is my dream to come to London. I will FA, I would like to cut some of those people down to size. I met Ryan Stiles once and he was such a prick 17:48:33 [F.A.] oh dear 17:48:51 [shedevil] oh dear indeed 17:48:57 [F.A.] Although I was kidding about M.P being nasty...apparently he's not (would love the chance to find out though) 17:49:02 [NeeNe] I brushed it off, he is not a favorite of mine anyway. I went to the Improv and I thought Greg Proops was the best 17:49:13 [F.A.] Can honestly say the guys over here are all lovely cuddly bunnies 17:49:32 [F.A.] *F.A. throws up at her own sickly comment* 17:49:37 [F.A.] *LOL* 17:49:38 [NeeNe] I heard that quite a few of the Friends cast are nice I want to find out one day! 17:50:39 [NeeNe] 17:51:54 [NeeNe] yes I have watched WL for a very long time and I was looking up information on Josie Lawrence, since I heard she was recentally in a play in London. I was directed to this site. 17:52:35 [NeeNe] Oh no, I will be right back I have to take a phone call. 17:55:21 [shedevil] I'm off home - talk soon guys! 17:55:37 [shedevil] bye FA 17:57:33 [F.A.] Oh and btw - better late than never...Lizzlie apologies for disappearing earlier 17:58:03 [shedevil] dissappearing? when did she do that? 17:59:11 [shedevil] never even noticed. bye bye 17:59:11 [F.A.] earlier today...but I've only just received her sms to send the message to everyone... 17:59:20 shedevil exits from this room 18:02:57 F.A. exits from this room 18:15:32 T.M.O. enters this room 18:22:22 AndyandTom enters this room 18:23:16 [AndyandTom] I really must do some work 18:24:00 [T.M.O.] Nah, you dont have to. 18:24:38 [AndyandTom] I do. I have to hand the first draft of my dissertation in next week 18:25:23 [AndyandTom] You are the real T.M.O by the way, aren't you? I'm getting confused by accusations of forgery...especially as i don't really know anybody here 18:25:31 [T.M.O.] Just put in the monkey story, it will be fine. 18:26:09 [T.M.O.] I am. Why has somebody be masquerading as me on here aswell?? 18:26:37 [AndyandTom] that's what i've heard 18:26:49 [AndyandTom] viscious rumours eh? 18:27:35 [T.M.O.] Have you seen our regulars website yet? We are all stunners.... 18:27:55 Angie enters this room 18:28:03 [AndyandTom] I haven't actually! Where do i go? 18:28:39 [T.M.O.] http://www.comedystoreregulars.com 18:29:07 [AndyandTom] seems quite obvious really! 18:29:38 [T.M.O.] Hi Angie 18:30:05 [AndyandTom] (I'm just trying to figure out who's who) 18:33:49 [T.M.O.] Shucks *blushes* 18:34:00 [AndyandTom] I'm now trying to work out which photo is of the elusive Fallen Angel? 18:34:22 Angie exits from this room 18:34:29 [T.M.O.] The dark haired lovely with the gorgeous smile 18:35:17 [AndyandTom] that doesn't help. there are two dark haired ladies in the photo 18:35:22 [AndyandTom] :-/ 18:36:30 [T.M.O.] On the main banner at the top of the page I think she is second from the right (from memory!) 18:37:43 [AndyandTom] Aha! Well, judging by your photograph and others I really think I should be trying to get to the comedy store more often! 18:38:23 [AndyandTom] Shame London is so far away....but Manchester is realistic :-) I think I'll aspire to one day join this elite band of merry people 18:38:25 [T.M.O.] Absolutely!! 18:39:04 [AndyandTom] I'm sure I can talk you and Fallen Angel around ;-) and I do have my own comedy radio show....so I'm moving in the right direction. And I have uniforms!!!! 18:39:44 [T.M.O.] Im sold!!! (but then again it doesnt take much) 18:40:09 [AndyandTom] Anyway.....I have to go yet again....and for good this time. Finally I've almost got to know a few people from the writing on the wall.... 18:40:36 [T.M.O.] Hokey Dokey Ta Ra 18:40:48 [AndyandTom] i'll see you on the board soon :-) and you know where you can find me anyway! Goodbye (Gorgeous!) 18:41:08 AndyandTom exits from this room 18:41:24 [T.M.O.] Ta Ra 18:46:20 T.M.O. enters this room 18:47:23 [T.M.O.] I think Im in there............ 19:03:35 EFC enters this room 19:03:55 meriel enters this room 19:04:30 meriel exits from this room 19:04:35 [EFC] Hello my pretty little pets! 19:04:43 [T.M.O.] HI EFC!!!!!!!!!!!!! 19:04:59 [T.M.O.] How are you darlin'? 19:05:10 [EFC] HI!!!!!!!!!! I'm fine, you? 19:05:47 [T.M.O.] Not bad, stopped drinking, its just not me. 19:06:16 [EFC] Good girl! 19:07:26 [T.M.O.] Betcha cant wait to be Fallen Angeled in a couple of weeks.. 19:08:10 [EFC] Less than a couple of weeks. FA and Yummie Bloke arrive on Sunday. 19:09:08 [T.M.O.] Anything on the agenda?? 19:09:54 [EFC] Still waiting for their list of things to do. I know for sure that we are doing Karaoke on Thursday night. 19:14:42 [EFC] Sorry my dear, must get going. Hopefully, I'll be back sometime tonight. 19:14:56 EFC exits from this room 19:15:20 [T.M.O.] Me too, off for some food. 19:29:25 Night enters this room 19:30:29 [Night] Anyone around? Or are you a lurker?! 19:31:28 [Night] " /last 3000 " 19:31:53 [Night] OK - so that didn't work, let's try it without the spaces! 19:43:27 ajay.r enters this room 19:45:32 strumpet enters this room 19:46:09 [strumpet] why hello all 19:47:13 [strumpet] ummm.. hello? I feel all alone and.... well, alone 19:49:47 Night2 enters this room 19:50:10 [Night2] OK - let's see if my laptop manages to survive this time! 19:50:43 [Night2] I tried to log back in after explorer crashed but I had to use a different name - hey ho! 19:55:48 T.M.O. enters this room 19:56:28 [T.M.O.] hi pussycats 20:00:07 strumpet enters this room 20:02:03 Night enters this room 20:02:57 [Night] Hello - this is going to look silly, me being here in duplicate but I'm having trouble seeing the rest of the chat! If I save it to Word then I can't see who said what & my laptop won't let me into the file menu to save the web-page! 20:03:48 [strumpet] so do we have to say evberything twice?! 20:03:57 [T.M.O.] Ey up chuckie, hang on in there! 20:03:57 [strumpet] or even everything? 20:04:49 [Night] Nope - hopefully the other me should quietly disapear. It's finally let me save the page - may not work but it's worth a try! 20:05:36 [Night] It's at times like this that I wish I had more than 32 megs of RAM on my laptop! 20:05:45 [strumpet] can we pick which of the 2 yous we prefer? We could organise a competition! At least you know you'll win 20:06:05 [Night] But then half of me might develop an inferiority complex! 20:06:19 [Night] At least I don't have to fight Jonathan for the keyboard tonight! 20:06:35 [T.M.O.] There's only one Nightingale!! 20:07:18 [Night] I know - but tell that to all the other messageboards! The Wall was the first place I'd ever been to that someone else didn't beat me to it! 20:07:24 [strumpet] that sounds like a good slogan to me. 20:09:13 [Night] Ah - look, I'm already in one piece again! 20:09:26 [Night] Oh - perhaps that's what TMO meant!? 20:10:56 [T.M.O.] Sorry, surfing Ebay aswell, got a bit distracted. So has anyone else posted as us again today? 20:11:07 [strumpet] ah, so you've 'found yourself'. Some people travel 1000's of miles to find themselves. Count yourself lucky 20:11:18 [Night] Apart from the ones as me? 20:11:43 [T.M.O.] Yeah I saw that... 20:11:46 [strumpet] when did all this start? 20:11:53 [Night] I can't believe that they impersonated me using lower case 'i's - LOWER CASE! Honestly! 20:12:22 [strumpet] at least we can tell who is who 20:12:24 [T.M.O.] Yeah me too.. 20:13:17 [Night] If a thing's worth doing then it's worth doing well - at least I could admire their skill if they put a bit of research into it! 20:15:16 [Night] I'm trying to persuade my flatmate Neil to come to the Store in November. I told him that we've got Neil Mullarkey, Niall Ashdown & Neil Innes all on on the same night - said he'd fit in well but I don't think he'll go for it! 20:16:01 [T.M.O.] All you need is Mr TMO and voila! 20:16:32 [Night] They should offer a discount to Neils! 20:17:08 [Night] There is still a Juan Moore that night - can anyone else think of another comedic Neil who could join them? 20:17:27 [T.M.O.] Neil Morrisey? 20:17:53 [T.M.O.] I SO would... 20:18:04 [Night] Ooo - good thinking, he's a fan of Jim & Steve's isn't he? 20:18:47 [T.M.O.] Is he? *strokes chin* could I get introduced I wonder....... 20:19:14 [Night] Each to their own! He's OK but not really my style! 20:19:58 [T.M.O.] Not even in Boon with the long hair? 20:20:21 vickie enters this room 20:20:52 [Night] I never used to watch it. I don't know why I don't really go for him - you know me, x-factor is all important & he doesn't seem to have it for me! 20:20:56 [Night] Hi Vickie! 20:21:10 Lizzlie enters this room 20:21:17 [vickie] hi .. can only stay for a minute 20:21:25 [Lizzlie] Hiya! 20:21:27 [Night] 59, 58, 57... 20:21:37 [Night] Hi Liz! 20:21:55 [T.M.O.] I woz gonna do that! 20:22:10 [Night] Ah - the benefits of being a secretary! 20:22:46 [Lizzlie] Just read the Neil Morrissey discussion I missed- I liked him with the long hair 20:23:55 [T.M.O.] Yum! Bit of a love rat tho allegedly. 20:24:51 [Night] You should have come to the charity pub quiz at the Store, Mr Morrissey was on there. 20:25:12 [T.M.O.] I know, I was gutted. 20:25:29 [Night] Mind you - we did get mooned by Mr Frost from about two-feet away so perhaps you got the better deal! 20:25:33 [Lizzlie] Think about it!! 20:25:48 [Night] I'd rather not! 20:26:07 [T.M.O.] Hmmmmmmmm 20:26:30 [Lizzlie] what is it with Mr Frost getting his backside out?? He used to do it all the time on Whose Line...? 20:27:41 [Night] I don't know - must be a man thing, like Worthington. 20:29:52 [T.M.O.] Id be thankful for any bum I can get at the moment. 20:31:45 [Night] I'm not really into backsides in general, although - there have been a couple in my orbit lately that I have noticed! I'm more of a leg girl, legs & arms - Jeremy Hardy has fantastic arms, nice & sinewy (I know, I'm strange!) 20:32:30 [Night] Did I say that out loud? 20:32:47 [Night] I must still be drunk from last night! 20:32:59 [T.M.O.] Shoulders phoarr! ideally bare 20:33:26 [Lizzlie] Eyes, definitely!! 20:33:54 [Night] Oh yes, eyes & smile but you can't beat great eyes! 20:34:37 [Lizzlie] And can I just say,Niall Ashdown playing the piano....Phwoarrr!! 20:34:55 [Lizzlie] I got different colours, to he! 20:35:03 [T.M.O.] Why? 20:35:13 Jimplayers enters this room 20:35:17 [T.M.O.] Not that I dont think hes nice, but why? 20:35:17 [Lizzlie] Why what? 20:35:26 [Lizzlie] Hi Jim 20:35:28 [T.M.O.] Piano especially? 20:35:39 [Night] Niall Ashdown - 'phwoarr' period! I think Mr Mullarkey has the edge though! 20:35:45 [Night] Whoops! 20:35:51 [T.M.O.] Speaking of nice fellas...hi Jim 20:36:00 [Lizzlie] I have a thing about men who play piano. Can't help it1 20:36:01 [strumpet] hey Jim 20:36:17 [Night] *Nightingale realises she's actually been a typical Sagittarian for once!* 20:36:21 [Jimplayers] hello all. 20:36:22 [T.M.O.] You ought to have a word with Richard 20:36:25 [Night] Hi Jim 20:36:43 [Lizzlie] Hmmmm... 20:36:52 [Lizzlie] ...or not! 20:37:11 [T.M.O.] Er...OK.. What you been up to Jim?? 20:37:44 [Jimplayers] Am I interrupting something.........? 20:38:04 [strumpet] Oh yes, but I'm glad you did :-) 20:38:09 [Lizzlie] Just a lust-crazed moment, nothing to worry about. 20:38:17 [T.M.O.] No but if you'dve lurked a bit longer you might have had a nasty shock. 20:38:42 [Night] Nasty?! 20:39:06 [Lizzlie] how do you get smileys? 20:39:19 [T.M.O.] For him, yes 20:39:23 [strumpet] think happy thoughts 20:39:36 [Jimplayers] What have you been up to here? Strumpet, what's been going on? 20:39:36 [Night] TMO - as if! 20:40:06 [Night] Lizzlie, put a semi-colon & then a bracket for a wink, colon & semi-colon for a smile, etc... 20:40:26 [Lizzlie] Ask them- I've only been here a few minutes, nothing to do with me, honest! 20:40:47 [Lizzlie] 20:40:52 [Lizzlie] he he!! 20:40:58 [strumpet] Do you really want to know? Anyways, what make you so sure I'm the right one to ask 20:40:59 [T.M.O.] It started off with Steve Frost's bum 20:41:22 [Jimplayers] There's a scarey thought..... 20:41:28 [Lizzlie] and Neil Morrissey's hair 20:41:48 [T.M.O.] and Niall Ashdown's everything 20:41:53 [Jimplayers] Always immaculately groomed 20:41:57 [strumpet] but not togther, you understand 20:42:15 [vickie] and i come in on the middle of the conversaton 20:42:17 [T.M.O.] We dont get much. 20:42:43 [Lizzlie] what a combination!! Can you imagine Niall Ashdown with long hair and Steve's bum?? 20:42:47 [Jimplayers] Whose eyes? 20:43:08 [T.M.O.] Lee's twinkly eyes 20:43:15 [Lizzlie] ooh,there's a good question. 20:43:39 [Lizzlie] nice answer TMO 20:43:42 [strumpet] Jim, quick, I'll distract them you hijack the conversation. One 3. 1.......2..........3 20:43:43 [Night] No, not Lee's - they are OK but I prefer others! 20:44:04 [Night] Now Lee has a nice smile. 20:44:07 [T.M.O.] Let me guess....... 20:44:19 [vickie] you are outnumbered strumpet 20:44:21 [Night] And of course - Jim's voice! 20:44:25 [Lizzlie] Jim's are a nice blue... 20:44:27 [T.M.O.] No, that's Jim (sorry jim) 20:44:40 [T.M.O.] The smile I mean 20:44:55 [vickie] jim's smile & voice 20:45:04 [Jimplayers] I agree 20:45:08 [Night] Jim's smile isn't 'nice' - it's fantastic! 20:45:14 [Lizzlie] They allhave nice smiles, I think it comes with the job. 20:45:24 [Night] I figured it's just easier if I keep digging! 20:45:44 [T.M.O.] Little boy grin *sigh* 20:45:47 [strumpet] ok, ok, I give in. I quite like Steve's twinkle toes 20:45:49 [Lizzlie] Jim's head willexplode with the flettery soon girls. 20:46:23 [Jimplayers] Don't mind me. 20:46:25 [vickie] flattery will get us everywhere!! 20:46:30 [Lizzlie] I mean flattery,obviously. It's been a long day! 20:46:31 [T.M.O.] Steve Steen also has a lovely smile 20:47:03 [Night] Well Liz, we've already turned up in 'Jim is God' t-shirts - we can't exactly top that! 20:47:05 [Lizzlie] He's lovely- he noticed my hair change colour, bless him! 20:47:36 [Jimplayers] I'll see you all later Be ggod. 20:47:49 [Lizzlie] I want one of those- any spare Nightingale? 20:47:52 [Night] OK - we'll be ggod! 20:47:59 [Lizzlie] Be God? That's your job Jim! 20:48:22 [Night] I think we've scared him off! 20:48:28 [Jimplayers] oOPS. tA TA........... 20:48:37 Jimplayers exits from this room 20:48:38 [vickie] bye jim 20:48:41 [Lizzlie] Bye Jim!! 20:48:50 [vickie] ooops too late 20:49:00 [Lizzlie] Poor thing, we scared him away! 20:50:26 [Lizzlie] Didn't mean to go then 20:50:32 [vickie] testing the color.. colour 20:50:33 [T.M.O.] He's probably gone for a lie down after all that! 20:50:56 [Lizzlie] That's a nice green Vickie 20:51:14 [vickie] we have that effect of them .. don't we!? 20:51:34 [Lizzlie] Has Andy been on yet? 20:51:36 [Night] Well - we're only human, we can't help it if we *ahem* appreciate the talent to be found at the Store? 20:51:58 [T.M.O.] Abso-blimmin-lutely! 20:52:03 [vickie] ;-) rightly said , night 20:52:22 [Lizzlie] Absolutely! And there's plenty to appreciate! And Lee's back next week,hoorah! 20:52:47 [vickie] back to lizzlie 20:52:49 [T.M.O.] Good night on TV tonight so Im going soon. Buzzcocks, Coupling, THE OFFICE!! and Peter Kay 20:53:08 [vickie] 's question.. 20:53:11 [T.M.O.] Then to bed with a good book. 20:53:31 [Lizzlie] My question? 20:53:32 [Night] OK TMO, have fun! 20:54:00 [Night] Don't know Lizzlie, my laptop starts dying if I try and make it look at the old posts! 20:54:00 [Lizzlie] TMO,why does that sound unlikely? 20:54:08 [vickie] fun fun with TV & book 20:54:19 strumpet enters this room 20:54:34 [T.M.O.] Unfortunately this is very realistic. 20:54:45 [vickie] has andy or any of the others besides jim been here 20:55:02 [T.M.O.] Not since Andy had his bath. 20:55:13 [Night] What? 20:55:23 [Lizzlie] It could be worse though- at least you have Mr TMO to share your book with. 20:55:45 [T.M.O.] He popped in this afternoon and then said he was going in the bath. 20:55:49 [Lizzlie] Andy had a bath? 20:56:02 [T.M.O.] I dont know where Mr TMO is, I hardly see him. 20:56:11 [T.M.O.] ANDY HAS BATH SHOCKER!! 20:56:29 [vickie] ooh... nice color liz 20:56:32 [Night] Only if the radio with the racing falls in there! 20:57:00 [Lizzlie] Wonders will never cease! I somehow can't imagine him soaking in Radox with a glass of wine and candles. 20:57:17 [vickie] stop the visual ... 20:57:18 [Lizzlie] I like pink 20:57:19 [T.M.O.] Rubber duck? 20:57:47 [Night] Nice cigar... 20:57:49 [Lizzlie] Pardon? I don't know if he's that way inclined! 20:57:58 [vickie] yes.. andy with a rubber duck... yeah.. used the right vowel 20:58:19 [T.M.O.] Head n Shoulders? 20:58:24 [Night] Not that cigars are nice - but I can see him with a cigar, the racing pages & a flash-Harry hat! 20:58:24 [Lizzlie] ew Vickie! 20:58:41 [vickie] sorry... 20:58:42 [Lizzlie] Knees and toes, he'll all be there. 20:59:42 [Night] My flatmate keeps talking to me while I'm trying to read & post! 20:59:55 [Lizzlie] Can you imagine hisface if he reads this? 20:59:56 [T.M.O.] Inconsiderate chap! 21:00:08 [vickie] tell him .. shhhh 21:00:24 [Night] I expect they'll all see anything that is incriminating - it's sod's law! 21:00:25 [vickie] lizzlie... flatmate or andy 21:00:26 [Lizzlie] Tell him to join in! 21:00:45 [T.M.O.] So he gets out of the bath, what kind of pants does he wear?? 21:00:54 [Lizzlie] Vickie,I meant Andy. 21:00:59 [Night] Who, Andy or my flatmate? 21:01:06 [Lizzlie] Union Jack Boxers 21:01:22 [vickie] ohhh... he knows us... it is expected of us 21:01:22 F.A. enters this room 21:01:40 [T.M.O.] Y fronts 21:01:51 [F.A.] hope you lot haven't finished all the vodka 21:01:54 [Night] Something practical. 21:02:01 [Lizzlie] Do you think he'd be concerned that instead of mentally undressing him, we're dressing him? 21:02:06 [vickie] what colors 21:02:15 [Lizzlie] Hi FA 21:02:31 [T.M.O.] Hello my lovely 21:02:36 [Lizzlie] Probably sensible white ones. 21:02:40 [Night] We had him in the bath (visually speaking of course) - he should be happy with that. 21:02:46 [F.A.] Hi guys... 21:02:48 [Night] Aloha 21:03:04 [T.M.O.] Black silkie numbers 21:03:17 [Lizzlie] yum. sorry. 21:03:31 [F.A.] So what's been happening in the three hours since I left here....we're not still talking about Andy and his bath are we? 21:03:40 [vickie] you guys know him better than me... black silkies.. ooo 21:03:43 [Night] Dress the Andy - I think a twinset & pearls, with a handbag for when he plays a woman in the improv! 21:03:44 [T.M.O.] Yep. 21:04:04 [T.M.O.] Nah, boob tube and pencil skirt. 21:04:12 [Lizzlie] No, we digressed onto Steve Frosts arse and Niall Ashdowns everything 21:04:24 [F.A.] he's not still in it is he? he'll be all wrinkly by now... 21:04:44 [T.M.O.] No change there then. 21:04:47 [T.M.O.] JOKE!! 21:04:49 [Night] Then Jim came in to say hello and got scared! 21:04:50 [vickie] and we chased jim away 21:04:59 janey enters this room 21:05:06 [Lizzlie] Feather boa, definitely! He can borrow my infamous red one. 21:05:26 [vickie] fishnet hose.?? 21:05:39 [F.A.] Jim's been scared all day - or did you mean he's in the bath with Andy and got scared??? 21:05:42 [F.A.] 21:05:44 [T.M.O.] Dont think ill bother watching Buzzcocks.. 21:05:54 [Lizzlie] yeah, and a little black satin number. 21:06:20 [Night] I'm watching it - well, not that attentively! It's not too attention grabbing at the mo. 21:06:20 [F.A.] Leo Sayer's on it... 21:06:22 [Lizzlie] Blimey F.A, there's an image! 21:06:25 [F.A.] *eek* 21:06:27 [T.M.O.] Whos on? 21:06:32 [Night] Not as a panalist though 21:07:01 [F.A.] nah...he's dancing the night away - maybe we should book him for Abracadabra? 21:07:13 [Night] Marylin - 80's singler, not sure who the others are, I missed the intro. 21:07:25 [Lizzlie] Steve Frost recorded one cos Sue saw him at the BBC and he gave her a funny look. 21:07:39 [F.A.] Marilyn/Marylin (not sure which) is still looking v scary though... 21:07:48 [T.M.O.] OOh is Marilyn still nice? 21:07:58 [T.M.O.] Ha ha 21:08:08 [Night] Not my taste! 21:08:08 [vickie] still looks feminine.. marilyn 21:08:11 [F.A.] and no more Sean 21:08:29 [T.M.O.] Really? 21:08:30 [Night] Bill Bailey is better! 21:08:43 [Lizzlie] Vaguely remember him,was never a fan. What, no Sean Hughes?? 21:08:58 [F.A.] Bill ain't good eye totty though 21:08:59 [vickie] i remmeber the do they know/christmas vid... 21:09:25 [Night] He may not be cute but he's sure as hell funny! 21:09:27 [F.A.] oh god - I forgot Marilyn was in that! 21:09:36 [T.M.O.] With Marilyn not Bill Bailey 21:09:40 [F.A.] Not disputing that... 21:09:52 [Lizzlie] Very good musician, and can apparently read fluent Latin! 21:10:08 [T.M.O.] Marilyn or Bill bailey? 21:10:16 [Night] Also suitably fond of singing about Orcs & such! 21:10:20 [Night] Bill that is! 21:10:23 [Lizzlie] Bill Bailey. 21:10:29 [T.M.O.] This is confusing 21:10:48 [Lizzlie] They are playing the Just A Minute music in the internet cafe!! 21:12:05 [Lizzlie] Maybe we should have different colours for different topics. 21:12:11 [T.M.O.] Enjoyed meeself tho! 21:12:15 janey exits from this room 21:12:35 [T.M.O.] Bye then 21:12:38 [Lizzlie] Janey never said anything! 21:12:50 [F.A.] we never said hello thou - oops 21:13:20 [Lizzlie] Ooh dear. Do you think maybe we're intimidating? 21:13:25 [vickie] we were discussing something. 21:13:35 henry enters this room 21:13:39 [T.M.O.] Only when men come in 21:13:47 [vickie] yea!!! henry 21:13:49 [T.M.O.] Hi HENRY 21:13:50 [Night] I'd say we're especially intimidating when we are discussing something! 21:13:55 [Night] Hi Henry 21:13:56 [Lizzlie] Hi Henry! Great party! 21:14:06 [F.A.] woo-hoo - hi Henry 21:14:11 [T.M.O.] Give us a snog!! 21:14:14 [F.A.] Thanks for doing this all for us : 21:14:23 [T.M.O.] We are not intimidating......... 21:14:38 [Lizzlie] Can we keep it? Pretty please? 21:14:45 [henry] A snog is exactly what I came in here for - thanks 21:14:51 [vickie] us...? intimidating? nah.. 21:14:51 [T.M.O.] YES although I quite liked that more than I should.... 21:15:01 [henry] Or even more than one 21:15:14 [vickie] you have us all henry 21:15:18 [F.A.]>[henry] mwaaaaa 21:15:20 [T.M.O.] HUBBA HUBBA! 21:15:24 [Lizzlie] Ooh Henry, can I have one as well? 21:15:30 [Night] Oh, go on then. 21:15:30 IceAngel enters this room 21:15:36 [henry] Yummy 21:15:38 [Night] Hi IceAngel 21:15:47 [F.A.] at this rate it'll scare off even more peeps 21:15:52 [Lizzlie] Iceangel!! 21:16:10 [F.A.] Hi IceAngel Back again...you're not still on the lime green font are you? *LOL* 21:16:15 [vickie] hi iceangel 21:16:25 [Lizzlie] I am going to run out of credit any second, if I vanish I'll be back in a mo.. 21:16:38 [Night] Well, considering they thought my Aura-Soma bottle was blood - I don't see how I can get much scarier?! 21:16:44 [T.M.O.] varnish? 21:17:01 [F.A.] Vanish lord percy, not varnish 21:17:04 [Lizzlie] ...And it's back to Blackadder! 21:17:04 [Night] A nice matt one 21:17:10 [IceAngel] Hello guys! 21:17:14 [henry] Keeping the party room is all up to <s>Jim</s> God 21:17:24 [Lizzlie] Do you think Henry's having fun, girls? 21:17:25 [IceAngel] what's wrong with my colour FA? 21:17:26 [T.M.O.] 3 times we've done that joke. 21:17:56 [Lizzlie] Yeah- twice with me! 21:17:58 [T.M.O.] How many can we get away with do you reckon?? 21:17:58 [F.A.] *he he he* 21:18:04 [henry] Can't read the green so you could do the joke one more time in a different color 21:18:32 [IceAngel] this better? 21:18:34 [henry] Yes I'm having fun 21:18:34 [F.A.]>[henry] the joke is the Blackadder 'Varnish/Vanish' skit 21:18:56 [Night] What are you doing to him?! 21:19:17 [Lizzlie] Who? 21:19:22 [T.M.O.] He's not necessarily having fun with us... 21:19:33 [Lizzlie] I never touched him? 21:19:46 [henry] Who then? 21:19:46 [F.A.] am getting confused now 21:19:51 [IceAngel] Hey Liz girlfriend!! how are ya? still suffering? 21:19:53 [Night] IceAngel says to Henry - "this better?" he replies, "Yes I'm having fun." I twist the meaning... 21:20:08 [F.A.] aaaah - all becomes clear 21:20:32 [IceAngel] hehe naughty! 21:20:35 [Night] Mind in the gutter... as always! 21:20:51 [IceAngel] is that u nightingale? 21:21:05 [F.A.] ooooo, how weird - there's a minutes time lapse between the chat room and my pc... 21:21:07 [vickie] i stay confused! mind in the gutter.. yea that;s me 21:21:12 [Night] Yes, my user name is too long to use! 21:21:31 [F.A.] had the same problem 21:22:00 [F.A.] So Henry - how is it in your part of the world? 21:22:51 [Lizzlie] Hooray,I'm bacjk! 21:23:04 [IceAngel] Liz what u doing here anyway? 21:23:12 [henry] Hot 21:23:19 [henry] Rather like in here 21:23:27 [Lizzlie] Where are you Henry? 21:23:32 [henry] And sunny 21:23:43 [henry] Rather like you gals 21:23:47 [vickie] this is neat!! trying to stay outta trouble at work! 21:23:56 [henry] I am in LA Venice Beach 21:24:21 [Lizzlie] I'min Easy Everything, didn't finish work til 8! Should really go home very soon. 21:24:24 [T.M.O.] Is that near Marina Del Ray? 21:24:34 [henry] Yes 21:24:36 [Lizzlie] Lucky Henry! 21:24:44 [F.A.] Lush...Venice Beach...ooo pizza's arrived 21:24:46 [henry] How do you know that 21:24:50 [F.A.] Anyone want some??? 21:25:10 [henry] Yes perleese 21:25:18 [vickie] save a slice for me 21:25:19 [IceAngel] yes please FA 21:25:20 [Lizzlie] I am going in 5 minutes- FA has made me crave food! 21:25:22 [F.A.] help yourselves 21:25:23 Night2 enters this room 21:25:47 [henry] Who is Night2 21:25:50 [F.A.] *F.A. starts munching away, then remembers she needs to get a b-d-c to go with it* 21:25:53 [Lizzlie] Night2? Confusing! 21:26:01 [F.A.] same as Night I think? 21:26:11 [F.A.] read the post on the wall earlier about it... 21:26:12 [Night2] My net connection timed out & it won't let me back in as I'm already signed in! 21:26:34 [Lizzlie] Ah,all becomesclear! 21:26:36 [Night2] I mean, back in as Night 21:27:13 [henry] You could have been Nigh 21:27:16 bo enters this room 21:27:30 [vickie] or n'gale 21:27:32 [F.A.] mmmmm that's better - pizza and barcardi 21:27:39 [F.A.] Bo!!! You're back 21:27:55 [bo] (at least over here) - afternoon everyone 21:27:56 [henry] or Nig 21:27:57 [Night2] As in the end?! Hi Bo 21:28:00 [henry] Ooops 21:28:05 [T.M.O.] My connection wibbled then. 21:28:06 [IceAngel] umm right ok... what's spirit? 21:28:14 [Night2] That made more sense before my computer froze & everyone else posted ahead of me! 21:28:14 [bo] hello 21:28:14 [Lizzlie] or Tin 21:28:33 [bo] work is keeping me busy today 21:28:37 [T.M.O.] Henry I stayed in Marina del ray when I went on a trip around the world. 21:28:37 [henry] I wouldn't mind a wibble as well as a snog 21:28:43 [vickie] hi bo 21:28:44 [bo] but wanted to get on board one more time 21:28:53 [T.M.O.] You minx!! 21:29:07 [F.A.]>[henry] I think you and TMO should go to one of the private rooms 21:29:10 [henry]>[T.M.O.] why didn't you drop in amd say hi and give me a wibble 21:29:12 [bo] hey vickie - never rained downtown today 21:29:15 [Night2] Oo, now I don't know if I can wibble on a first chat - I'm not that sort of girl! 21:29:33 [vickie] sprinkled.. oh, so little here 21:29:43 [T.M.O.] Were you a muscley bod on Venice beach?? 21:29:51 [Lizzlie] How does one wibble? I'm not sure I've done it before? 21:29:56 [vickie] henry was a surfer dude 21:30:05 [T.M.O.] Jim makes me wibble...... 21:30:07 [henry]>[T.M.O.] No!! 21:30:07 [bo] me too FA - was too busy to do anything but lurk this morning 21:30:18 [T.M.O.] thats all im saying 21:30:23 [Night2] Some of us couldn't even see the darned thing! 21:30:25 [henry] But I live very close to muscle beach 21:30:31 [Night2] The chat I mean! 21:31:09 [Night2] Weebles wobble but they don't fall down, so what wibbles? 21:31:21 [Night2] Showing my age there! 21:31:30 [T.M.O.] I remember that too! 21:31:39 [Lizzlie] Ok, now they're playing my A-level recital Flute piece! 21:31:56 [F.A.] would try and deny that I know what you are talking about - but it's just not true... 21:31:59 [bo] a "mad" Captain Blackadder, "wibble!" 21:32:03 [F.A.] Oooo, Coupling - mmmmm Jeff!!! 21:32:24 [Lizzlie] I thought that wasWubble? 21:32:26 [T.M.O.] No, Jack Davenport! 21:32:29 [henry] V ickie - thanks for the info on the card trick 21:32:45 [vickie] youre welcome... 21:33:02 [henry] It was so simple and so effective 21:33:14 [vickie] someone has to do it ... wabble 21:33:28 [vickie] hey.. i was tricked also 21:34:39 Jimplayers enters this room 21:34:51 [Lizzlie] sssh.he's back 21:34:51 [vickie] jim...... hi 21:34:56 [Night2] You're brave Jim! 21:34:58 [T.M.O.] Wibble! 21:35:03 [F.A.] quick - pretend we're not here 21:35:11 [IceAngel] hey Jim 21:35:19 [T.M.O.] *stick head in sand* 21:35:23 [Lizzlie] Hi Jim 21:35:28 [vickie] i will hide behind the couch 21:35:40 [F.A.] damn...he's gonna find out all the stuff we've been saying *eek* 21:35:40 [Jimplayers] Hello all. What's happening? 21:35:49 [Lizzlie] I'll hide behind the bar! 21:35:57 [T.M.O.] Just dont read anything 21:35:58 [F.A.] no I'm behind the bar... 21:36:13 [Lizzlie] Ignore Andy's bath altogether! 21:36:19 [Jimplayers] wel.........? 21:36:21 [F.A.] ...okay I'll move over, but ssssh, keep it down - he'll notice 21:36:23 [T.M.O.] Henry's being a minx 21:36:29 [Night2] Especially the altogether bit of it! 21:36:51 [Jimplayers] Pardon? 21:36:52 [vickie] we didn't finish dresssin.g.... 21:36:56 [F.A.] yeah Jim, none of us were talking about you and Andy in a bath together....damn 21:36:56 [Lizzlie] hmmm 21:36:59 [F.A.] , 21:37:09 [F.A.] oops...was just cleaning the keyboard 21:37:23 [Lizzlie] He had a feather boa and fishnets on,what more do you want// 21:37:49 [vickie] oh, yeah... & the black silkies 21:38:06 [Jimplayers] Have you been playing with drugs? 21:38:20 [IceAngel] I'm a wee bit confused 21:38:22 [T.M.O.] The drugs dont work, they just make you worse.. 21:38:31 [Lizzlie] No,I'm just delirious fromlack of food! 21:38:35 [IceAngel] think I'll go out and come back in again 21:38:39 [F.A.] *F.A. looks innocent* 21:38:57 [Jimplayers] If so..share them out 21:39:18 [F.A.] *F.A. passes it over to Jim* 21:39:24 [Lizzlie] I'm still in the middle of town and I have to be up at 6.30 tomorrow,somebody help me! 21:39:30 [henry] Hi Jim 21:39:33 [F.A.] brownie anyone? 21:39:40 [Jimplayers] Lovely. Carry on. 21:39:53 [henry] Just had a computer wibble 21:40:00 [F.A.] so about these pineapples... 21:40:00 [Jimplayers] Henry" How are you? 21:40:00 [Lizzlie] only if it's with icecream. 21:40:05 [henry] Not as nice as a TMO wibble 21:40:22 [IceAngel] come to mine if u like Liz 21:40:27 [T.M.O.] ooooooh you monkey!! 21:40:28 [henry] I'm v well 21:40:30 [Night2] Sorry, temporarily distracted by Mad Gary in Coupling - very amusing! 21:40:31 [Jimplayers] Steady........ 21:40:32 [F.A.] *he he he* Ms TMO and her wibbles 21:40:38 [F.A.] Gary? 21:40:57 [Jimplayers] TMO. How are you? 21:40:58 [T.M.O.] Men would pay for my wibbles.. 21:40:59 [Night2] The small, strange one who is vaguely cute for some bizarre reason. 21:41:12 [T.M.O.] Bearing up without the booze.. 21:41:15 [Lizzlie] would love to, but sadly I need stuff from home. 21:41:18 [Night2] I may have the name wrong though. 21:41:18 [F.A.] nah - the short welsh cute one is Jeff...claimed him this morning 21:41:39 [F.A.] TMO has Steve...Patrick's the only one up for grabs now 21:42:02 [Jimplayers] you're a star, TMO 21:42:20 [T.M.O.] *falls off chair* 21:42:34 [henry] Star Wibbles - great TV show 21:42:49 [T.M.O.] WIBBLE-A-GO-GO 21:42:50 [vickie] a pat on the back TMO 21:42:59 [henry] Do you want to host it TMO 21:43:11 [F.A.] do we all have to snog Jim now? or is Henry the only one we snog??? 21:43:17 [T.M.O.] Do I get a spangly frock? 21:43:23 [Night2] Have to?! Are you crazy woman? 21:43:39 [Jimplayers] No..Jim too. 21:43:41 [henry]>[T.M.O.] 4 for each show 21:43:53 [Lizzlie] Right guys (and girls) I'll have to love you and leave you. I really have to go home. Though I'll snog Jim first... 21:44:02 [T.M.O.] *closes eyes, licks lips, puckers up* 21:44:17 [Night2] OK, bye Lizzlie 21:44:22 [henry] I think I'll look away 21:44:36 [henry] Bye Lizzlie 21:44:57 [vickie] snogging jim 21:45:02 [IceAngel] bye liz honey... need my case back b4 sat 21:45:13 [vickie] bye liz 21:45:18 [Jimplayers] Crikey! Bye Lizzlie 21:45:20 [Lizzlie] Bye Everyone,it's been fun! 21:45:36 [bo] bye lizzlie 21:45:38 [Night2] If we're snogging Jim then count me in (if that's OK?!) 21:45:53 [T.M.O.] Ta Ra *still waiting* 21:45:59 [Lizzlie] Don't want to go....*sob* 21:46:05 [Jimplayers] ..a snogfest. 21:46:10 [F.A.] Oh no...we haven't snogged Bo either *mwaaaaa to Bo* 21:46:12 Lizzlie exits from this room 21:46:41 [bo] haha - hey FA - after reading all this conversation i think I need a brownie, unless some one has something stronger 21:46:41 [F.A.]>[henry] Is the entire script of todays conversations gonna be available to download after tonight? 21:47:05 [T.M.O.] I was gonna go watch the Office but frankly it looks like i might be on for a bit here.... 21:47:08 [henry] Aren't you gals going to wibble Jim now you have snogged him 21:47:30 [F.A.]>[henry] I passed out shortly after snogging Jim... 21:47:32 [Jimplayers] I must leave too, I'm afraid. Cold shower. See you later. 21:47:33 [Night2] We did, you just weren't looking! 21:47:36 [T.M.O.] WIBBLEAMUNDO 21:47:37 [F.A.] *sigh* 21:47:40 [vickie] wibble jim... & off to do some filiing 21:47:43 [Night2] See you later Jim! 21:47:52 [bo] later jim 21:47:54 [IceAngel] bye Jim 21:47:54 [F.A.] *LOL* 21:48:17 [henry]>[F.A.] Yes I am hoping to have it all here in this hole in the wall once the party ends 21:48:19 Jimplayers exits from this room 21:48:31 [T.M.O.] Think thats the closest Il ever get?? 21:48:34 [henry] Bye Jim 21:48:58 [F.A.]>[henry] excellent - so we'll be able to get hold of copies to have a giggle and no doubt confuse ourselves? 21:49:52 [henry] Well you will be able to read it here 21:50:27 [F.A.]>[henry] that's okay then...will be able to save it off and giggle 21:50:57 [henry] Yes Yes 21:51:52 [F.A.] does anyone know if EFC is coming back tonight? 21:51:57 [T.M.O.] Did Big Momma take notes? Would she care to share them? 21:51:59 [Night2] My flatmate and I are seeing who can make the most noise laughing at Coupling - bit cringeworthy at the moment "God - he's good isn't he?" Jane (I think) in a religious group. 21:53:53 [T.M.O.] A girl after my own heart. give them both my love. 21:54:52 [F.A.]>[henry] Forgive my lack of knowledge on California - but how far are you from LA? 21:54:54 [T.M.O.] Only if he promises not to tell any more appalling jokes LOL 21:56:09 [T.M.O.] Not as good as your mum. Can you remember her saying what she'd never seen? 21:56:26 [henry]>[F.A.] Well Venice is part of LA City 21:56:44 [henry] 6 miles North of LAX airport 21:57:01 [henry] 12 miles west of Beverly Hills 21:57:19 [henry] 1 mile south of Santa Monica 21:57:34 [F.A.]>[henry] Excellent...does that mean if I do get sent over to our US office in Pasadena I could tempt you to a real beer? 21:57:37 [T.M.O.] Henry's off on a Geography tip 21:57:40 [henry] 15 miles west of Hollywood 21:57:52 [henry] Any more? 21:58:05 [F.A.]>[henry] that's fine thanks... 21:58:06 [henry] Cetainly 21:58:15 [henry] Very Very hot in Pasadena 21:58:22 [henry] Need many beers 21:58:24 [T.M.O.] 2,000 miles west of Heckmondwike 21:58:48 [vickie] we can pinpoint exactly where he is 21:58:58 [F.A.]>[henry] cool - might be there by the end of the year - but most probably the beginning of next...at least I'm hoping so 21:59:01 [Night2] What is he doing? Always get wary if a man starts reciting lists! 21:59:13 [T.M.O.] Im definately off to watch The Office now. will be back forthwith!! 21:59:15 [henry] For a stint? 21:59:39 [F.A.]>[henry] what 'for a stint'? 21:59:49 [henry] By TMO 22:00:01 [henry] I like TOM's stints 22:00:02 [F.A.] ah... 22:00:05 [henry] too 22:00:05 [Night2] By TMO 22:00:13 [Night2] Oh damn - I caught your mis-type! 22:00:17 [henry] TMO's stints 22:00:21 [henry] Bye TMO 22:00:28 Leann1015 enters this room 22:00:34 [F.A.] bye bye baby 22:00:40 [F.A.] Hey Leann 22:00:45 [Night2] Hi Leann 22:01:05 [henry] Hi Leann 22:01:20 [IceAngel] gotta go peeps... have fun 22:01:27 [F.A.] bye iceangel 22:01:35 [henry]>[F.A.] So are you likely to be in Pasadena for long - is what i was trying to say 22:01:40 [Leann1015] Hello All! 22:01:50 [henry] By IA 22:01:51 [Night2] Bye IceAngel 22:02:03 [Leann1015] How is everyone this evening? 22:02:10 [F.A.]>[henry] if/when I get to go over, it'll be for a week - plus both w/e's 22:02:10 [bo] bye IA, hello Leeann 22:02:11 IceAngel exits from this room 22:02:33 [Leann1015] Hi and bye, Ice Angel! 22:02:35 [henry] Excellent having been snogged and wibbled 22:03:14 [vickie] good & properrly too! 22:03:15 [henry] What is the company 22:03:20 [henry] nd why the visit 22:03:31 [Leann1015] I'm good, thanks. Spent the day job hunting. Lots of fun...NOT! lol. 22:03:34 [F.A.]>[henry] apparently tend to be very dull when you go over to work at the Pasadena office, and I only know a handfull of peeps who work there...and as it'd be close, it'd be cool to put a face to the name/posts... 22:04:14 [Night2] Flatmate talking again... this time about computer monitors & office layouts... 22:04:14 [henry] Yes Yes 22:04:17 [F.A.]>[henry] Company is Overture (you've probably heard of them), and everyone gets to visit the US office at some point 22:04:20 [Leann1015] I'm glad I was able to poke my heaf in here and say hi though. Wasn't able to from home so I'm at the library now. 22:05:17 [henry]>[F.A.] Yes I use them for some of my web site clients 22:05:33 [F.A.]>[henry] cool - that means you make us money 22:05:55 [Leann1015] F.A.> I'm not even sure. I'm damn near 42 years old and I STILL don't know what I want to do when I grow up. lol! I'm basically looking for customer service type work though. 22:06:04 [henry]>[F.A.] Actually they invited me up there for a focus group and offered money 22:06:26 [henry] But then they cancelled 22:06:30 [F.A.]>[henry] even better for you then 22:06:37 [F.A.]>[henry] oops 22:06:39 [Leann1015] I'm in Philly, US east coast so it's just past 5pm here. 22:07:05 [F.A.] 22:07:26 [Leann1015] IRELAND?! God, I'd LOVE to! 22:07:32 [henry]>[Leann1015] How many miles from...? 22:07:43 [Leann1015] You're in Dublin now, FA? 22:08:27 [Night2] Am I missing something - people seem to be having conversations that don't link up! 22:08:30 [Leann1015] henry> How many mile from what? I live 100 miles south of New York City. 22:08:48 [F.A.] Question from you all - if you could be in any sitcom, as a new main character, which would you choose? 22:08:50 [vickie] i'm lost.. who;s in ireland? 22:09:07 [Leann1015] F.A.> Wow! Big company! 22:09:22 [henry]>[Leann1015] Sorry it was a joke before you arrived 22:09:31 [Night2] Vickie - thank goodness it's not just me that's confused. She must be MSNing or something! 22:09:59 [Leann1015] Actually, the company I work for now has offices in London and Dublin. Trust me, I was half way thinking of moving! 22:10:00 [F.A.] Think I'm just lucky with the broadband at home...probably faster that dial-up? 22:10:06 [henry]>[Night2] I think there is breakthrough from another dimension 22:10:07 [vickie] henery's messages were confusing 22:10:11 [F.A.] come to London!!! 22:10:12 [F.A.] 22:10:57 [henry] You do know this is a multi-dimensional board 22:10:58 [Leann1015] God, I want to SOOOOOO BAD! I've never been there before. Hell, I've never been out of my time zone! LOL! 22:11:13 [Night2] That or responses are disapearing into the infinity of space! 22:11:21 [Night2] Where is the other dimension then Henry? 22:11:43 [vickie] just imagine if all of us were together live?!?!?!? 22:11:45 [henry] Mnay different 22:11:51 Night enters this room 22:11:52 [henry] Many different 22:12:02 [F.A.] we're not on the other wall dimension thing again are we!?! 22:12:13 [Leann1015] Hmmm, sitcom character. Good question. 22:12:21 [F.A.] oooo, Nightingale has multiple personalities again 22:12:27 [vickie] <theme to twilight zone> 22:12:30 [henry]>[Night2] there we are - a parallel you has just joined in 22:12:38 [Night] OK - I just refreshed to see if that helped, it didn't but I'm now in duplicate again! 22:13:02 [Leann1015] DO DO DOOO Do... 22:13:14 cilly enters this room 22:13:21 [henry]>[Night] So that is one of the dimensions - parallel universe 22:13:46 [Leann1015] F.A.> Oh hell yeah! Matthew Perry is a HOTTIE! 22:14:06 [F.A.] He's top of my freebie list 22:14:13 [F.A.] Hi Cilly 22:14:47 [Night] Hi Cilly, Leann - can you read FA's mind or something? 22:15:04 [Night] I'm most confused still!!! 22:15:05 [Leann1015] Do you guys get a show called Crossing Jordan there? There's a guy on there occasionnal who's totally hot too. WAY too young for me but VERY nice eye candy! 22:15:38 [Leann1015] Howdy, Cilly! 22:15:40 [vickie] that comes on tonight.. right? leann 22:15:54 [bo] it would be cool to be on friends just to try and hook up with Jennifer Aniston or Lisa Kudrow 22:16:51 [Leann1015] Yepper's! Ever watch it? The guy who plays Woody, the detective that has a thing for Jordan, his real name is Jerry O'Connell. Total babe! 22:16:56 [henry] snogging, wibbling and now hooking up! 22:17:11 [henry] Who is the espert at that 22:17:24 [vickie] him!!!. he was the chubby kid in stand by me!!! 22:17:31 [Night] Henry - I'm totally confused now, who are you talking to now?! 22:17:34 [bo] well, she is from alabama, so me being from tennessee, i think i could land her 22:17:44 [bo] then matthew is all yours, FA 22:17:57 [cilly] Hi all! Just dropped in to say that, to thank Henry for the website, and send my appreciation to all who do reviews. Unfortunately, I have to leave pretty soon. The sound of bees ... you know. 22:17:59 [Leann1015] snogging, wibblinghenry>? Say whay?! LOL! 22:18:12 [Leann1015] Say WHAT?! That was. 22:18:38 [henry]>[Night] either of you Night or Noght2 I don't mind 22:18:39 [Leann1015] Oops, sorry about the typo. I do those well. :-) 22:18:53 [henry] Night2 should be 22:19:07 [Leann1015] LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! 22:19:17 [vickie] night.. i am confused too 22:19:43 [Leann1015] How did I earn THAT pleasure??? 22:20:03 [Leann1015] henry> bo> Pucker up, Boys! 22:20:11 [vickie] beees .. i hear the sound of bees' 22:20:13 [henry]>[cilly] It's a pleasure - what does sound of bees mean - is it like snogginf wibbling and hooking up 22:20:23 [Night] I don't know what you can see Henry - but to me you just posted the following out of the blue "snogging, wibbling and now hooking up! Who is the espert at that" 22:20:25 [F.A.] Go Leann *he he he* 22:20:30 [vickie] ***** 22:20:40 [henry]>[cilly] And if so can I have one 22:20:57 [F.A.] so can someone explain the 'sound of bees' thing to me please? 22:21:18 [Night] It's on the Wall - Jonathans goals... 22:21:22 [bo] "puckering" :O 22:21:36 [vickie] trying to start a new phrase a'going 22:21:37 [Leann1015] F.A.> Oh, yeah! He's a cutie. I feel like a dirty old lady drooling over Jerry though. I've been watch him in tv shows and movies since he was a cubby little kid in the movie Stand By Me. He done growed up nice though! 22:22:13 [henry] Um - drooling now 22:22:15 [vickie] yes he has... they all have :-P 22:22:31 [henry] Lots of action in here - where's TMO 22:22:41 [F.A.] too busy watching tv *tsk* 22:22:53 [F.A.] TMO that is...not me (obviously) 22:23:02 [Leann1015] bo> =x 22:23:16 Severen enters this room 22:23:20 [Night] Well, since things seem to have gone haywire here - I'm going to head off for now & hope that if I manage to pop back later I'll have more of an idea what everyone is talking about! 22:23:22 [henry]>[F.A.] I thought you were watching TV at the same time 22:23:25 [Leann1015] Hmmm, couldn't figure out how to do closed eyes. lol 22:23:39 [Night] Hi Severen & bye - bad timing, just leaving! 22:23:39 [F.A.] Hey baby 22:23:49 Night exits from this room 22:23:50 [F.A.]>[henry] I am kinda - in the front room an it's on and all that 22:23:55 [cilly] We'll have to ask Jonathan for more about the sound of bees. I'm not real clear on the concept yet, actually. Bzzz... 22:23:55 [Leann1015] Night, Night. 22:23:56 [Severen] Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Waaaalllllllll, Happy Birthday to you!! 22:24:02 [vickie] :-x 22:24:09 [Severen] Hi chickadee. 22:24:16 [vickie] no that;s not it 22:24:19 [F.A.] Severen = Yummy Bloke btw 22:24:23 [Leann1015] Hi Severn, how's it going? 22:24:43 [Severen] Yeah, soz but Yummy Bloke wouldn't fit in the usernam box! (oo-er!!) 22:24:50 [vickie] hi YB 22:25:00 [Leann1015] Oh bummer! 22:25:01 [F.A.] *F.A. hands Sev a whiskey 22:25:03 [Severen] Mwaa!! to all girlies, then. 22:25:15 [Severen] Sinlge Malt I hope, babe! 22:25:30 [Severen] Hi Vickie. *Mwaa* 22:25:33 [bo] Leeann - thanks, haha 22:25:44 [F.A.] sorry 'would' 22:25:45 [Severen] Hey, I could get used to all this snogging! 22:26:02 [vickie] mwaa right back atcha- 22:26:10 [Severen] You been drinking, babe? 22:26:18 [henry]>[Severen] But what about the wibbling hey?! 22:26:24 [F.A.] Mind you - we've been snogging Jim, Henry and Bo so I guess it's okay 22:26:35 [Leann1015] F.A.> Sorry, catching up on posts I missed. Yes, HE was the cubby kid! As I said, he done growed up NICELY! 22:27:28 [Severen] F.A.> Have been made welcome and given a drink within 30 secs of arriving. I like this! 22:27:40 [F.A.] Hey Cilly - you've gone quiet - so which sitcom would you want to be in? 22:27:50 [Severen] henry> Wibbling? Who's been talking? 22:28:20 [henry]>[Severen] Everyone 22:28:47 [Severen] Leann1015> Oh, sorry, just seen you said hi. Hi to you *Mwaa!* 22:29:20 [Severen] henry> Really?? You mean you all wear your underpants on your heads?? :-) 22:29:23 [Leann1015] Hey, I didn't get a drink yet! I think I'll have some vodka and lemonade. 22:29:45 [Leann1015] *Mwaa* back at ya! 22:29:48 [F.A.] What about some 'special' champer/vodka/red bull cocktail - get you off you head in minutes 22:29:51 [Severen] Barman!! A double Voddie and lemonade for the lady!! 22:30:26 [Severen] Trust you to be pushing the champers, babe!! 22:30:33 [henry] Actually champagne and Cider is the most lethal mix going 22:30:47 [F.A.]>[henry] eeek 22:30:50 [Leann1015] What's Red Bull? I see you guys talk about in on the Wall but I don't think we have that here. 22:31:00 [F.A.]>[henry] not sure I could cope drinking with you now 22:31:25 [Severen] Nah!! You want half a pint of Stella, drink an inch off the top and drop in a measure of vioddie. That'll sort the men from the boys!! 22:31:27 [Leann1015] Cider sounds good too, something else we don't have here, do we Vickie? 22:31:29 [vickie] i've seen commercials here but don't know where to find it 22:31:45 [henry] It's easy if I am on champagne and ciser because I am under the tanle in 5 mins 22:31:52 [vickie] we have american cider 22:31:58 [Severen] Ah, not in Blighty then girls? 22:32:04 [henry] Mind you I haven't done that since 1976 22:32:11 [F.A.] Sev - remind me to pick up Strongbow for EFC 22:32:13 [Leann1015] OH! Caffiene is good... said the coffee fanatic. 22:32:15 [vickie] seems like henery alaready has hit the cider 22:32:21 [henry] table! 22:32:23 [Severen] F.A.> Yep!! Never said I was stoopid enough to drink it, did I? *lol* 22:32:46 [Severen] Will do 22:33:18 [Leann1015] LOL! have some more, Henry. 22:33:19 [Severen] F.A.> Hey, is there an echo in here or is it just me? 22:33:31 [henry]>[vickie] British cider is alcohol 22:33:34 [Severen] I think he may have had enough. :-) 22:33:53 [F.A.] round of choccie orange vodka for everyone 22:33:58 [Leann1015] Severen> No, the US east coast. 22:34:08 [Severen] Choccie orange for me, then! 22:34:25 [Leann1015] F.A.> OH! I ried that not long ago!!! Tell Jim it was brilliant! 22:34:31 [Severen] Leann1015> Ah, Whereabouts? 22:34:31 [F.A.] maybe we should try to do and east to west coast tour of all Wallers next year? 22:34:54 [henry]>[F.A.] choccie orange vodka and cider - through a straw 22:35:01 [Severen] 'all Wallers'? What you talkin' about Willis?? 22:35:10 [Leann1015] Severen> Phila, Pa. Not far from New York City. 22:35:20 [vickie] we be the wallers!!! 22:35:24 [F.A.] Well....I guess a group of Wall posters would be Wallers? 22:35:39 [Severen] Leann1015> It chilly there yet? It is nearly October, after all! 22:35:41 T.M.O. enters this room 22:35:47 [F.A.] Anyone think of something better? 22:35:54 [Severen] Ah, soz, me thick! 22:36:04 [F.A.] Hello Ms TMO - you gonna snog Yummy Bloke (aka Severen)? 22:36:09 [Severen] Lo T.M.O. 'Ow you? 22:36:21 [F.A.] mmmm pie 22:36:29 [Severen] T.M.O.> Mwaa!! 22:36:29 [vickie] hi TMO 22:36:31 [T.M.O.] Well Heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllooooooooo!! 22:36:36 [henry]>[F.A.] Graphiters 22:36:36 [Leann1015] F.A.> Oh! I thought it was Jim who first spoke of the choccie voddy. Didn't try with the orange, just vodka and a Hershey bar. lol 22:36:56 [T.M.O.] We've dragged you into our world then... 22:37:00 [Leann1015] Hey there< TMO. How's it going? 22:37:21 [Severen] F.A.> Cool!!........................Or not, as the case may be. 22:37:34 [T.M.O.] Top of the world thanks Leann!! 22:37:39 [F.A.]>[henry] oooo - that's coool 22:37:52 [Severen] T.M.O. in best Leslie Phillips mode, I see. *lol* 22:37:57 [Leann1015] Severen> Not really, it's supposed to be in the mis 80's F this week, but then it was an abnormally hot summer here too. 22:38:31 [T.M.O.] Absolutely *lechs at Severen* 22:38:36 [Severen] Leann1015> Showing my ignorance here, but how far are ou from Chicago? 22:39:08 [Severen] T.M.O.> You're a cad and a bounder!! How dare you letch at me in front of my woman!! ;-) 22:39:24 [Severen] T.M.O.> And don't tell me you didn't know it was her turn!! 22:39:41 [henry]>[F.A.] I didn't get my Graphiters suggestion come up on my wall - is that what you mean by cool 22:39:57 [F.A.]>[henry] yep 22:40:07 [Severen] F.A.> Hey, you know I'm intellectually challenged!! 22:40:17 [T.M.O.] You are both scaring me a little...he's a mad biker and she mud wrestles 22:40:20 [F.A.] We should have a vote on the Wall tomorrow...afterall the WLIIA buffs get to be Whoosers 22:40:28 [Leann1015] Severen> Not a problem! I'm about 1500 miles, guessing. I'm right on the east coast, where as Chi-town is more north, center of the country. 22:40:57 [Severen] T.M.O.> Who you callin' a bik....I mean ma.........Oh, yeah, I see what you mean! 22:41:10 [vickie] hi... my name is vickie & i am a Whoserholic 22:41:11 [Severen] Wow!!!! What a horrible colour!! 22:41:24 [F.A.]>[henry] quick question - is there an easy way of transferring video to a format playable on the web? 22:41:25 [henry] TMO returns and we start doing geography again! - what's that about? 22:41:30 [T.M.O.] Get rid! 22:41:48 [Severen] This any better? 22:41:51 [F.A.]>[henry] it's just to confuse her *LOL* 22:41:52 [vickie] that green hur ts my eyes 22:41:53 [Leann1015] F.A.> And don't forget Tony Slattery's Slatterttes. lol 22:41:58 [T.M.O.] Lovely! 22:42:02 [Severen] Hang on......... 22:42:04 [T.M.O.] Hi again Henry 22:42:08 [Severen] What about this? 22:42:17 [Severen] Urgh...I feel sick!! 22:42:20 [T.M.O.] Crap 22:42:27 [Severen] This? 22:42:39 [T.M.O.] Pants 22:42:41 [vickie] blah!!!! 22:42:44 [Severen] Let's try the other end!! 22:42:57 [Leann1015] I always just collectively refer to the group as Wall'ers. 22:42:57 [T.M.O.] Very you! 22:43:02 [henry]>[F.A.] I guess so - but I haven't done it yet - although I have just been asked to - I could let you know when I have found out. 22:43:11 [Severen] T.M.O.> I'll have you know my pantslook nothing like that!! Not for another week at least! 22:43:23 [vickie] mr. steen called us the wall dwellers 22:43:46 [T.M.O.] eeeeew. Didnt think you'd wear any with leathers... 22:43:47 [Severen] F.A.> Soz, babe. And I know you'd keep that threat, too! *lol* 22:43:47 [F.A.]>[henry] just wondering - cos then, once my Mud Wreslting vid is through, we could maybe put a match up there!?! 22:44:31 [Severen] T.M.O.> You tried wearin leather with no kecks, girlie? I don't recommend it! Well not for blokes, anyway! *perv mode on* 22:44:56 [Severen] F.A.> Again!!!! Did I miss something?? 22:45:03 [vickie] throw some water on those two!!! 22:45:08 [T.M.O.] Thinking about it, I suppose your pubes get stuck... 22:45:09 [Leann1015] vickie> I like that! The Wall dwellers, dwellers for short. 22:45:11 [henry]>[F.A.] Up where? 22:45:20 [Severen] Oooh, watersports!! 22:45:27 [T.M.O.] Am I allowed to say that? 22:45:37 [Severen] T.M.O.> Ow!!!! Stop saying that!! 22:45:52 [vickie] water pistols at 10 paces 22:45:55 [F.A.]>[henry] maybe up on the wall for a day or so - if I was REALLY nice and gave yo that foot rub? 22:46:16 [henry]>[T.M.O.] I don't know - do you want me to kick you out of the room to see if it works 22:46:39 [T.M.O.] Ooops. Thought Id be a bit reckless.... 22:46:44 [Severen] Hey, have I strayed into some fetish bar?? First it's leather with no undies, now it's watersports!! What have you got me into, babe?? 22:47:02 [vickie] thought it was you & sev.. guess it is sev & tmo 22:47:13 [Severen] F.A.> *splutter!!* 22:47:28 [henry]>[F.A.] We will have to ask God 22:47:52 [vickie] i am starting to get totallly lost 22:47:57 [F.A.]>[henry] i know - but thouught you would be the man to ask if it was techincally possible 22:48:03 [F.A.] Will ask him... 22:48:05 [henry]>[Severen] What do expect from a mud Wrestler 22:48:16 [Severen] vickie> Welcome to my world! It's fun once you get used to it. 22:48:28 [F.A.] Has Cindy been on at all? 22:48:34 [Severen] F.A.> Ask who what? 22:48:47 [T.M.O.] Hes Welsh....... 22:48:48 [vickie] sev> :-) 22:48:53 [F.A.] Will ask God about what Henry and I were talking about 22:49:01 [henry]>[F.A.] To get iot done one of the Overture techies can probably do it for you? 22:49:02 [Severen] henry> Mud? Just a guess, you understand!! :-) 22:49:22 [F.A.]>[henry] you think they're helpful *LOL* 22:49:30 [Severen] T.M.O.> Don't start. I'll tell me Mam!! 22:49:40 [Leann1015] I haven't heard of Cindy being by but then I haven't been here since opening night so I'm just going by hear say. 22:49:55 [T.M.O.] myfanwy? 22:50:05 [F.A.] have been on most of the day and haven't seen her - but haven't been through the hours I missed 22:50:24 [Severen] Blodwyn, aksherly!! 22:50:50 [vickie] someone said cindy doesn't have internet at work anymore 22:51:01 [Leann1015] Uh oh, Sev might be getting flagged soon. lol 22:51:04 [F.A.] So....Ben Affleck - cute or minger? 22:51:19 [T.M.O.] cute 22:51:28 [vickie] what is minger? 22:51:36 [Severen] Minger!! Rubbish haircut, bad actor, swears too much in his movies!! 22:51:40 [T.M.O.] opposite of cute 22:51:48 [Severen] *Jealous, moi?* 22:51:52 [T.M.O.] R U bitter sev? 22:52:05 [F.A.] 22:52:06 [Leann1015] vickie> That's a shame. We just got the net at work recently, although if I ever get caught on it, I'll be fired on the spot. It's the only way I can post on the Wall though. 22:52:12 [vickie] cute.. but rumor has it .. he wears a toup 22:52:14 [Severen] Hey, just found the Jukebox!!!! 22:52:18 [T.M.O.] Matt Damon - minger 22:52:31 [Severen] Another Brick In The Wall, Tha Musak Mix!! Cool! 22:52:51 [Leann1015] Ben Affleck - cute. 22:52:57 [Severen] vickie> What!! Affleck in hairpiece shocker?!? 22:53:12 [vickie] i think it was on one of those entertainment shows 22:53:27 [F.A.] do we reckon he's gonna be the third Mr Lopez then or what? 22:53:35 [Severen] Can't confuse it with my bike, sweetness, it ain't fast enough (the Duke box, that is, not the duke bike!!) 22:53:42 [Leann1015] vickie> I've been hearing that lately but can't imagine WHY he'd PAY for that! 22:53:51 [Severen] Reckon he won't be the last! 22:53:55 [T.M.O.] It was in OK mag, yeah 22:54:03 [vickie] if he is it wont' last a year 22:54:17 [Severen] Oh, yeah!! Wot I miss? 22:54:25 [vickie] notice have it has changed 22:54:30 [F.A.] J.Lo goes through them doesn't she? 22:54:48 [T.M.O.] Good girl! 22:55:00 [vickie] her & julia roberts 22:55:10 [Severen] F.A.> Like turkey do-do through a tin horn!! 22:55:16 [Leann1015] I doubt they'll make it legal but I agree, if they do, it won't last. Can you say rebound, Boys and Girls? I knew you could. 22:55:22 [Severen] F.A.> Eh?!?!?! 22:55:37 [T.M.O.] Mr TMO is in a strop... 22:55:52 [vickie] or benjamin 22:55:55 [Severen] T.M.O.> Why? 22:56:07 [Leann1015] strop=fit? 22:56:08 [henry]>[T.M.O.] is that like a thong 22:56:29 [henry]>[T.M.O.] And is that promising? 22:56:30 [F.A.] Oh no....only an hour left here 22:56:34 [T.M.O.] Sorry, in a mood. Because he's a man 22:56:35 [Leann1015] Ooh, I'm getting good at this! lol! 22:56:44 [Severen] F.A.> Turkey comment about J.Lo goin' through 'em. Eh?!? comment about Jim and Andy's bathing habits! 22:56:52 [T.M.O.] Jealous of you guys 22:57:10 [vickie] pat him on the head & telll him he can join in... 22:57:20 [Leann1015] I hope Henry adds a chat permantly. Something we can all get into. 22:57:44 [T.M.O.] It'll be divorce at this rate.... 22:57:47 [vickie] jim & andy's bathing habits.. didn't we let the water out on this subject 22:57:49 [F.A.] Should we start pleading to Henry now??? 22:57:52 [Severen] F.A.> I know how you feel! 22:57:55 [henry]>[Leann1015] God decides these things 22:58:00 [F.A.] ...and of course, to GOD 22:58:24 NeeNe enters this room 22:58:25 [vickie] GOD come first & has the final word 22:58:31 [Severen] What!!! Lemmy's here!!!!! 22:58:38 [F.A.] hey - Renee's back 22:58:38 [T.M.O.] *splutter* pardon? 22:58:40 [henry] God decided to have it open for special occasions for now 22:58:44 [Severen] <snigger> 22:58:48 [Leann1015] I started up a chat with BeSeen before they when belly up but I had no way to post it to the Wall since there was no net access at work yet. I called it Abbracadabra- Andy's Bar and Casion. 22:59:16 [NeeNe] Hi everyone. 22:59:24 [vickie] hi neenee 22:59:34 [Severen] F.A.> True, but I couldn't ersist. Soz babe!! 22:59:42 [NeeNe] FA Hi sorry to have left for so long, the phone call ended up being a friend whose car broke down 22:59:54 [henry]>[Leann1015] I don't think a Casion will catch on 22:59:55 [Severen] Hi Neene. 23:00:09 [NeeNe] good, how is yours? 23:00:10 [Severen] NeeNe> Did you fix it? 23:00:13 [Leann1015] NeeNe> Hey there Neene! :-) 23:00:43 [henry]>[NeeNe] Hi NeeNe who are you 23:00:43 [Severen] F.A.> But it's not blasphemous if you believe!! 23:00:56 [Severen] There are many true deities!! 23:00:57 [NeeNe] yes, I jumped the car and we went and had some food and drinks. It was nice 23:00:58 [F.A.] btw NeeNe = Renee...I'm not going mad by calling her a different name 23:01:23 [NeeNe] LOL it is 23:01:35 [Severen] NeeNe> You did WHAT to the car?? 23:01:41 [Leann1015] henry> Oh, duh! I'm thinking huh? then I saw my error. 23:01:51 [F.A.] easy tiger 23:01:51 [henry]>[F.A.] yes but where does she come from - geography you know. 23:02:11 [F.A.]>[henry] oh bugger....I'm sure that came up earlier... 23:02:23 [F.A.] Renee - care to answer Henry? 23:02:31 [henry]>[F.A.] Is that a drink you just ordered - easy tiger - what's in it 23:02:34 [NeeNe] LOL Severen I jumped the battereies using my own battery 23:02:47 [NeeNe] gosh this is not coming out right ::blushes:: 23:02:53 [F.A.]>[henry] no - sorry....easy tiger was in reference to Sev's innuendo 23:02:57 [Leann1015] NeeNe> Was it good for you?? 23:03:07 [vickie] what about boosted??? 23:03:11 [F.A.] *he he he* 23:03:14 [Severen] NeeNe> Ah, sorry, mind like a Welsh railway, That's me. 23:03:21 [NeeNe] oh yes VEERRYY good 23:03:27 [NeeNe] it's ok 23:03:58 [henry] TMO ask him to come for a snog from the gals and see if that inproves things 23:04:02 [Severen] You could simply say you started it with jump leads (or jumper cables, if you're across the pond, which I assume you are). 23:04:06 [F.A.] so am I the only one under the influence in real time then? 23:04:19 [vickie] yes... 23:04:27 [Severen] Yep. No change there, then!! :-) 23:04:30 [NeeNe] No I have a few in me too in real time 23:04:42 [T.M.O.] Do I have a snoggers reputaton then? 23:04:58 [Leann1015] F.A.> Well, it's still fairly early for some of us. 23:05:03 [Severen] T.M.O.> Hope so!! 23:05:03 [henry]>[T.M.O.] And wibblers 23:05:04 [F.A.] does anyone else smell strawberries> 23:05:19 [T.M.O.] Thats rude!! 23:05:20 [vickie] no.. we all have the snogging reputation' 23:05:27 [Severen] F.A.> That reminds me....There's these two parrots on a perch...... 23:05:29 [Leann1015] F.A.> Although I'm on vacation so give me time, Monday be damned! 23:05:39 [Severen] vickie> I am in the right place then!! 23:05:50 [henry]>[F.A.Yes] It's from that other dimension I guess 23:05:57 [NeeNe] Forgive me for asking this, but I'm from CA so we are notorious for not knowing..what is a snog? I know what a shag is... 23:06:02 [vickie] 'course you are 23:06:15 [T.M.O.] .....an one of them says can you smell fish? Boom-tish!! 23:06:36 [Leann1015] I KNOW! Making out= Snogging! 23:06:40 [NeeNe] Not yet 23:06:46 [T.M.O.] Snog is a tongue sandwich 23:06:46 [vickie] isn't this where we started about a year ago .. what is snog??? 23:06:50 [Severen] To snog: Verb. Meaning to smooch, play tonsil tennis, tongue wrestle or, put simply to kiss. 23:06:58 [T.M.O.] with extra pickle 23:07:21 [Severen] T.M.O.> Great gag, Eddie. Give yourself a pat on the back!! :-) 23:07:50 [T.M.O.] The cow might object.. 23:07:53 [Severen] F.A.> Didn't. Used my encyclopaedic knowledge.........and that, innit? 23:08:09 [vickie] FA> remember the question??? 23:08:10 [Severen] T.M.O.> No on the back, not the head!! 23:08:18 [Leann1015] F.A.> Yes, thank goodness. I'll just be spending my time on the job hunt though. 23:08:26 [Severen] vickie> Is this a test? 23:08:50 [vickie] stroll down memory lane.. that's all 23:10:06 [Severen] Two mice in an airing cupboard...which one's in the army? 23:10:08 [vickie] yes!!! in the back corner of the comedy store 23:10:20 [F.A.] he he he 23:10:32 [Leann1015] vickie> You're in Tennesee, right? I have a friend from Nashville. 23:10:33 [T.M.O.] The one with the gun? 23:10:40 [vickie] ;-) 23:10:42 [F.A.] so does everyone remember their answer? I know mine would've been Lee *giggle* 23:10:47 [Severen] T.M.O.> Nope! 23:11:01 [vickie] where in nashville... bo is a TN boy tooo!! 23:11:12 [henry]>[F.A.] How can you laugh before the punch line? 23:11:20 [NeeNe] Some of you are also in the USA! 23:11:21 [T.M.O.] I give in 23:11:29 [NeeNe] I thought you were all in England 23:11:36 [F.A.]>[henry] sorry - was laughing at the old 'which palyer...'answers 23:11:37 [Severen] I'm not!...........................................................Yet! 23:12:00 [F.A.]>[henry] ...plus I know most of Sev's jokes... 23:12:03 [Severen] T.M.O.> The one in the tank!! *Sev scurries off gigling!!* 23:12:09 [Leann1015] I'm not really sure what part of Nashville. She's been in Atlanta the last couple years attending GSU but she's moving back to Tn in Dec. 23:12:13 [Severen] giggling even!! 23:12:16 [bo] yes, i am a nashvillian as well 23:12:25 [T.M.O.] That were crap 23:12:26 [henry]>[Severen] So... which one? 23:12:36 [vickie] you have been quiet! 23:12:38 [Severen] F.A.> four of those are at work, though! :-( 23:12:54 [Severen] henry> T' one in t' tank, lad! 23:12:57 [bo] Sorry I have been so quiet - I have had bosses all around me! 23:13:03 [Leann1015] T.M.O.> You're from near Manchester, am I correct? 23:13:15 [Severen] T.M.O.> That weren't, that were brill, that!! 23:13:32 [henry]>[Severen] Thank you for that 23:13:34 [T.M.O.] Leeds, about 60 miles away from manc. 23:13:50 [Leann1015] bo> Oh yes, I've seen your pposts on the Wall. I do remember you saying you're from Nashville when you were about to go to London. 23:13:53 [vickie] i have been pretending to work with really nothing to do 23:14:03 [Severen] T.M.O.> Don't talk to me about sophistication...... 23:14:12 [bo] > [FA] - I wish I could, but I am in a cube so they can see everything I do!! 23:14:24 [Severen] vickie> Again, welcome to my world!! :-) 23:14:27 [T.M.O.] I live in a bloody 'ole in t'road 23:14:35 [henry] Geography again - but no answer to - who is NeeNe 23:14:39 [F.A.] *F.A. gets her fighting gloves on* 23:14:53 [Severen] T.M.O.> Wi' nowt but gravel for breakfast!! 23:14:53 [F.A.] NeeNe/Renee - where you from again? 23:15:09 [bo] > [FA] that would be good practice for your mud wrestling 23:15:11 [NeeNe] California 23:15:24 [T.M.O.] My father used to thrash within an inch of our lives with his willy........ 23:15:24 [NeeNe] Encino to be exact 23:15:37 [vickie] the big fight is this weekend right 23:15:43 [henry] Nearby then 23:15:54 [Leann1015] I'd like to travel up north in England as well as London. My grandmother was born in Manchester. 23:16:01 [Severen] T.M.O.> Don't remember that line in the original!! Hey ho.......Cardboard box? 23:16:08 [henry]>[NeeNe] But are you in UK now - and why 23:16:29 [T.M.O.] Have you seen "We know where you live"? 23:16:46 [F.A.] no 23:16:47 [Severen] How d'you know when there's an elephant in your fridge? 23:17:00 [Severen] T.M.O.> No. 23:17:01 [vickie] footprints in the butter 23:17:18 [NeeNe] I'm not in the UK right now. I stumbled up this site on accident and saw people chatting. I am a fan of comedy 23:17:20 [T.M.O.] Got Eddie in, they did a spoof of it with Vic Reeves and Alan Rickman, v funny. 23:17:27 [Severen] vickie> We have a winner!!!! Anything from the bottom shelf, love, okay? 23:17:40 [vickie] sure.. 23:17:48 [Leann1015] Severen> The butter gets shmushed? 23:17:53 [F.A.] how do elephants hide in chery trees? 23:17:55 [Severen] T.M.O.> Where can i find it? 23:18:04 [F.A.] sorry 'cherry' trees 23:18:11 [Leann1015] Damn, I'm slow. 23:18:19 [Severen] Leann1015> Ooohh!! Sorry schweet'eart...too late. But try again, you never know!! 23:18:28 [T.M.O.] Its out on DVD now at major stockists *cheese* 23:18:36 [Severen] F.A.> Paint their goolies red!! 23:18:51 [Severen] What's the loudest noise in the jungle? 23:18:58 [T.M.O.] Goolies....good word 23:19:12 [vickie] pygmies getting crushed?? 23:19:13 [Severen] Giraffes eating cherries!! 23:19:13 [henry] I'm sure we are in wibbly dimensions again- I can't follow what's going on 23:19:24 [F.A.] anyone got a cork? my housemate keeps breaking wind 23:19:26 [Severen] F.A.> You're not using the toenails one, are you? 23:19:31 [Leann1015] Goolies...knickers? 23:19:33 [henry]>[NeeNe] Are you in Encino then now 23:19:41 [F.A.]>[henry] we're doing bad gags and guessing punchlines 23:19:41 [F.A.]>[henry] we're doing bad gags and guessing punchlines 23:19:41 [F.A.]>[henry] we're doing bad gags and guessing punchlines 23:19:44 [F.A.] sorry 23:19:48 [T.M.O.] No, testicles 23:19:53 [NeeNe] yes 23:20:03 [Severen] henry> Just hold on tight to your lunch pail, this may get a little weird!! 23:20:05 [Leann1015] NO! lol 23:20:06 [vickie] sev> ohhhh! i get it 23:20:27 [henry] might get?? 23:20:28 [F.A.] can I apologise for my fella? 23:20:35 [NeeNe] I got a little tipsy with my lunch LOL I had a bit too much wine with lunch.. 23:20:47 [Severen] How d'you know when there's an elephant in your bed? 23:20:51 [F.A.] been weird here for the best part of a year...possibly sane for the first week 23:20:57 [T.M.O.] Nah, leave him be, hes enjoying himself....bless 23:21:07 [Severen] F.A.> Wot I do? 23:21:29 [Severen] T.M.O.> That's right....If we ignore me I might go away!! 23:21:50 [Severen] Um..........Not sure that'll work, though! 23:21:53 [T.M.O.] Did you hear something? 23:22:02 [F.A.] hey TMO - you coming down to Bath in January to watch Sev as the Dame in Panto? 23:22:06 [henry]>[Severen] So was that a punch line? 23:22:12 [T.M.O.] Youre Joking! 23:22:27 [Severen] T.M.O.> Nope *nonchalant whistle* 23:22:48 [Severen] henry> Oh, yes, sorry...He's the one with an 'E' on his pyjamas. 23:22:51 [T.M.O.] Would love to!!! Yer big puff.. 23:23:05 [Severen] No I'm joking...She's inviting you over to see me in a dress!! 23:23:22 [henry] Frock 23:23:24 [T.M.O.] Still a big puff, I feel....... 23:23:34 [Severen] T.M.O.> You love it!! Yes you do. 23:23:43 [Severen] henry> Oi!! No need for language!! 23:23:59 [Severen] henry> Oh, fRock!! sorry. *sheepish* 23:24:22 [F.A.] hey...it works for Eddie 23:24:31 [Severen] Too right!!! 23:24:35 [Leann1015] 23:24:44 [vickie] having to leaving very soon.... thanks for a wonderful year of fun & i will see you tomorrow at the regular board!! 'k?? 23:24:48 [T.M.O.] But Severen would probably look better in a frock than I do! 23:24:53 [Severen] He's got the hairline to pull it off, too!! Steady girls!! 23:25:00 [vickie] you guys are tooo much!! 23:25:05 [bo] Anyway, I am outta here, but I thoroughly enjoyed reading all the posts, though I am not sure what to make of them all, haha - Have a great night everyone - see you all on the wall! 23:25:05 [NeeNe] bye Vickie, take care. 23:25:14 [Leann1015] vickie> Take care, Vikie! Nice getting to chat with you! 23:25:14 [Severen] vickie> Bye Bye, Vickie!! MWAA!! 23:25:15 [bo] bye vickie 23:25:18 [NeeNe] and Bo as well 23:25:25 [Leann1015] Vickie, sorry. 23:25:26 [T.M.O.] Bye Vickie, bye bo 23:25:28 [henry] Bye vickie 23:25:30 [Severen] T.M.O.> Not arguing about the legs, dearie!! 23:25:44 [vickie] MWAAA to all !!!!!!! 23:25:50 vickie exits from this room 23:26:00 [Severen] This National Express thing n the Duke, is it Divine Comedy? 23:26:07 [Leann1015] bo> Take care, Bo! 23:26:10 [Severen] F.A.> Um.........NO!!! 23:26:13 [F.A.] 23:26:21 [T.M.O.] I assume so. 23:26:26 [Severen] Later Bo! 23:26:43 [Severen] F.A.> Fibber!! And you know it! 23:26:55 [F.A.] I'm confused - I thought Bo was jsut saying bye to Vickie 23:27:13 [T.M.O.] Are you 2 having a private conversation? 23:27:33 [Severen] DOnt start confusing me!! I get a little weird when people do that!! 23:27:39 [Leann1015] F.A.> No, he had to take leave too. 23:27:50 [Severen] T.M.O.> Why, you wanna join in? 23:28:06 [F.A.] Errr....by Bo if you are leaving us!?! 23:28:15 [T.M.O.] Hairy legs?? 23:28:17 [NeeNe] I'm having fun just sitting back and reading the messages LOL 23:28:24 [Leann1015] F.A.> He might not have hit exit befor leaving. 23:28:28 [F.A.] mmmmmm, TMO joining in - MAJOR WIBBLE! 23:28:35 [Severen] T.M.O.> Wot. 23:28:48 [Severen] F.A.> Easy, girl, easy!! 23:29:00 [F.A.] strawberries mmmmmmm 23:29:17 [T.M.O.] What can I say, she loves me more.. 23:29:22 [Severen] NeeNe> Don't just sit there, join in!! The water's lovely! 23:29:45 [F.A.] TMO tastes of barcardi.... 23:29:54 [F.A.] *naughty giggle* 23:30:00 [T.M.O.] You better believe it.... 23:30:07 [Severen] F.A.> Tart! :-) 23:30:31 [Severen] T.M.O.> Stop encouraging her...like she needs it!! *lol* 23:30:37 [Severen] F.A.> True! 23:30:53 [T.M.O.] Yes, they are my comfy pants. 23:30:56 [Severen] Blimey, that pizza's repeating on me! 23:31:18 [T.M.O.] I ironed them the other day and thought of you. 23:31:18 [Severen] T.M.O.> You mean you ain't flossing? 23:31:32 [Severen] T.M.O.> It only took you one day? 23:31:37 [T.M.O.] Only if theres a chance of pulling.... 23:31:55 [F.A.] euw...Ben Affleck's getting naked with Gweneth Paltrow 23:32:15 [Severen] WHat you watchin'? 23:32:21 [Leann1015] Ooh, pizza. sounds good. It is near dinner time here. 23:32:25 [F.A.] oh bugger...must remember to drink less whilst typing... 23:32:52 [T.M.O.] Henry, she said bugger *points finger* 23:32:54 [Severen] Leann1015> Too far past teatime for me to still be tasting it, though. 23:33:06 [Severen] T.M.O.> Splitter!! 23:33:21 [Leann1015] LOL! I think "bugger" is funny. 23:33:28 [F.A.] *F.A. apologises* 23:33:33 [T.M.O.] YOUR ALL AT IT! 23:33:41 [henry]>[T.M.O.] Can I kick her out then - I want to see how it works? 23:33:50 [Severen] Leann1015> You've never been to private school, I see!! 23:33:52 [T.M.O.] YEAH! 23:34:02 [Severen] T.M.O.> And you're only jealous! 23:34:22 [Leann1015] Is that REALLY concidered nasty there? It's just a silly expression here. 23:34:27 [henry]>[T.M.O.] Wow you are cruel 23:34:52 [Severen] Leann1015> Here, too. Unless you're a friend of Michael Barrymore, that is. 23:35:00 [F.A.] silly expression here - it was just brought up one time in a post... 23:35:17 [Leann1015] Oh, okay. 23:35:24 [T.M.O.] Yeah...I remember 23:35:41 [Severen] F.A.> They do say the funniest things! 23:35:51 [Leann1015] Yes, I saw that post but wasn't sure how seriously to take it. 23:35:58 [F.A.] so do we reckon Andy is still in his bath then? 23:36:14 [Leann1015] Did he ever pop in here? 23:36:21 [T.M.O.] Probably yeah, reading the Racing Post 23:36:38 [Severen] F.A.> No-one volunteered to scrub his back, then? 23:36:43 [F.A.] didn't Andy scrub up well for the races thou? 23:36:54 [Severen] F.A.> And before you ask, I'm not volunteering!!! 23:36:59 [T.M.O.] We all did! I offered my loofer. 23:37:15 [Leann1015] F.A.> Yeah, sometimes in a print world, it's hard to tell what's a joke and what's not. 23:37:31 [Severen] F.A.> I bet she did, I bet she did!! Candid, could be taken on holiday!! 23:37:34 [F.A.] I tried to take a peek, but he'd locked the abracadabra bathroom door... 23:38:26 [Severen] Leann1015> Ah, the subtle nuances of the spoken word. 23:38:38 [Severen] How I miss them! 23:38:51 Night enters this room 23:38:57 [Severen] Never buy a round though, do they!! 23:39:02 [Leann1015] I really like Andy. I'd love to get to see him perform sometime. I think he's the only one I've never seen or heard before. Even Lee I got to see once on WL. 23:39:05 [T.M.O.] Ey up! 23:39:20 [Severen] Oi, Oi! Evenin' Night. 23:39:25 [Leann1015] Night> WB, Night. 23:39:42 [Night] Hello again - thought I'd come back before it all closes down, even if I can't see what everyone is saying! 23:40:04 [T.M.O.] Its all a load of bugger anyways... 23:40:30 [Leann1015] BUMMER,NightI 23:40:35 [F.A.] it's all gone back to andy in his bath... 23:40:36 [Leann1015] ! 23:40:39 [Severen] T.M.O.> B@ll@cks!!! Stop bleedin' swearing! 23:40:47 [NeeNe] Sorry I had to leave again. 23:41:05 [NeeNe] ll these interuptions are stopping me from the truly important things 23:41:07 [F.A.] Nightingale - Severen = Yummy Bloke...not sure if you knew that 23:41:12 [henry] Why can't you see what everyone is asaying - Oh that won't work will it? 23:41:15 [Leann1015] NeeNe> Get more wine? 23:41:19 [NeeNe] Hello Night. 23:41:38 [NeeNe] Yes i did, does anyone want any? 23:41:41 [Severen] NeeNe> S'okay, you came back. That's what matters. 23:41:43 [Night] Yep - I came across the addy on white-pages when I was trying to find it for you! 23:41:48 [Night] Hi NeeNe 23:41:52 [F.A.] ....hmmmmm, reckon Andy's left any Champers in the fridge? 23:42:01 [Leann1015] NeeNe> Don't hide it, divide it! 23:42:28 [NeeNe] ::fills everyone a cyber glass:: CHEERS! 23:42:37 [Severen] Ooooo!! That one smelt!! Sorry all! 23:42:43 [F.A.] CHEERS!!! 23:42:46 [Leann1015] Cheers! 23:42:56 [Severen] Cheers!!! 23:43:00 [F.A.] We should really have a group rendition of happy birthday, one last time.... 23:43:01 [T.M.O.] Oh god! 23:43:08 [F.A.] *F.A. attempts to sing...* 23:43:13 [Leann1015] Severen> Smells like....PIZZA! 23:43:15 [NeeNe] I am disappointed the chat is closing down, I won't be able to chat any longer 23:43:17 [F.A.] 'Happy birthday to you.....' 23:43:25 [NeeNe] with all of you 23:43:38 [T.M.O.] That voice is shocking FA 23:43:41 [Night] Happy birthday to you 23:43:47 [F.A.] Coem on everyone - singing time... 23:43:50 [Severen] Leann1015> Medium Full House........Thin Crust, if I'm not greatly mistaken!! 23:43:54 [henry] I could leave the doors open and lights on late - if you don't tell anyone 23:43:55 [Leann1015] 'you belong in a zoo...' 23:44:05 [NeeNe] "They it's your birthday nir nir bo bo bo" 23:44:12 [Severen] Hiccy burpday to yoooooo!!! 23:44:18 [NeeNe] that was supposed to be a guitar...anyone feel the guitar? 23:44:28 [T.M.O.] HEnry, a lock in? Fantastico! 23:44:36 [F.A.] ermmm.....yes? 23:44:42 [Leann1015] Severen> I hope it had mushrooms at leat. 23:44:47 [Leann1015] Least. 23:45:05 [F.A.] oooo, what's gonna happen in 15 minutes? The screen just gonna go blank? 23:45:17 [Leann1015] Far out, Henry! 23:45:21 [T.M.O.] The world will explode. 23:45:27 [Night] Well, I turn into a pumpkin at midnight! 23:45:48 [henry]>[F.A.] To tell you truth I don't know yet 23:46:00 [F.A.] *LOL* 23:46:05 [NeeNe] I loose my shoe at midnight... 23:46:23 [NeeNe] but there isn't any handsome prince! ::searches:: 23:46:24 [T.M.O.] I lose my mind 23:46:36 [Severen] I get my brain back at midnight!!! 23:46:44 [Leann1015] Actually, I can't stat too much longer anyway. I'm at the library and I think they might start charnging me rent soon. lol 23:46:44 [T.M.O.] Mr TMO is asleep next door, shall I jump on his head?? 23:46:46 [Severen] NeeNe> Coo-ee!! 23:47:03 [henry]>[T.M.O.] Why 23:47:10 [NeeNe] Sounds fun 23:47:21 [Severen] F.A.> Yep, just in time for me to sleep until it gets taken away at about 0600! 23:47:23 [F.A.] shall we all jump on Mr TMO's head? 23:47:39 Curvana enters this room 23:47:41 [Severen] T.M.O.> Jump!! Go on Jump!!! It'll be fun!!! 23:47:42 [T.M.O.] It's the only jump ill...no i wont go there.... 23:47:51 [Severen] Curvana> MWAA!! 23:48:00 [Leann1015] Curvana> Hello, welcome to the party! 23:48:03 [F.A.] Woo-hoo - Curvana!!! 23:48:03 [NeeNe] Hello Curvana 23:48:08 [Severen] Curvana> Oopps!! Erm...hello. 23:48:12 [Curvana] Hi there 23:48:14 [T.M.O.] Hi Curvana 23:48:25 [F.A.] Managed to join us for the final few minutes of the party! Here - have a vodka on me 23:48:30 [Curvana] How's the party so far? 23:48:49 [F.A.] drunk? 23:48:51 [Night] Hi Curvana - not sure, I' 23:48:51 [Curvana] It's the start of the work day here :-( 23:48:56 [Leann1015] It's been a blast! 23:48:59 [F.A.] okay...just me then *LOL* 23:49:02 [Night] Damn, hit return by mistake! 23:49:18 [Curvana] indeed 23:49:18 [NeeNe] Curvana where are you now? 23:49:22 [henry]>[Curvana] Hi - where's here 23:49:24 [Curvana] Sydney 23:49:29 [Leann1015] Curvana> Oh that's right, you're in Oz, right? 23:49:34 [NeeNe] it's almost 4 here. 23:50:01 [Leann1015] Again, I'm a little slow on the draw. 23:50:03 [henry]>[NeeNe] I agree 23:50:05 [F.A.] nearly time for bed in the UK 23:50:07 [Severen] F.A.> FGC total so far £6400!!! 23:50:24 [Severen] F.A.> That'll confuse 'em! 23:50:41 [Severen] Leann1015> Can you guess what it is yet? 23:50:45 [F.A.] I already know - just been there but you aren't logged in 23:50:58 [henry]>[Severen] what's that the mud wrestle pledges 23:50:58 [NeeNe] henry> with what? 23:50:59 [Leann1015] YIKES! I don't know what FGC is bit that's bloody expensive! 23:51:25 [henry]>[NeeNe] It's almost 4 here 23:51:30 [Severen] F.A.> Lurking at the mo 23:51:40 [Severen] Leann1015> But worth every penny. 23:51:44 [NeeNe] LOL sorry about that. 23:51:59 Noriko enters this room 23:52:09 [F.A.] hey Noriko 23:52:17 [Night] Hi Noriko! 23:52:20 [Curvana] what happens in 8 minutes? does this all end? 23:52:22 [Leann1015] F.A.> OH! THat's what you guys have raised so far? AWESOME! 23:52:23 [Severen] Noriko> MWAA!! 23:52:25 [NeeNe] HI Noriko 23:52:40 [Severen] I could get used to snogging strangers!! 23:52:42 [henry]>[NeeNe] Wjhat I mean is - I am in S Cali too 23:52:45 [Noriko] Hello, all. I came back just before 12:00. 23:53:10 [Leann1015] Noriko> Hello! Good to see you! 23:53:19 [NeeNe] That's fantastic which part? 23:53:24 [Leann1015] (K) 23:53:26 [henry] Hi Noriko 23:53:36 [Leann1015] Ahh, doesn't work here. 23:53:39 [henry] Well we are truly global right now 23:54:01 [Noriko] Were you here all day ? > F.A. 23:54:04 [Leann1015] That's for sure< Henry! 23:54:04 [F.A.] what WERE you trying...must...stop...drinking? 23:54:29 [henry]>[NeeNe] LA - Venice Beach 23:54:35 Jimplayers enters this room 23:54:41 [T.M.O.] Hi handsome 23:54:44 [Leann1015] Europe, North America, Asia, Austraila... Did I miss anyone? 23:54:51 [Night] Hi Jim 23:54:54 [F.A.] Hey Jim 23:55:12 [Severen] Hello Jim. 23:55:13 [Leann1015] Hi Jim! Good to see you again! 23:55:15 [NeeNe] Hi Jim! 23:55:17 [Jimplayers] Hiya. All well/ 23:55:18 [Noriko] Hello, Jim 23:55:22 [Severen] F.A.> Do I snog him, too? 23:55:47 [Jimplayers] oBVIOUSLY 23:55:54 [Leann1015] Uh oh, brb. 23:55:59 [henry] Hi Jim 23:56:00 Leann1015 exits from this room 23:56:10 [T.M.O.] But hes a boy.. 23:56:26 [Severen] Jimplayers> MWAA! Hey, less tongues!! 23:56:30 [henry] And it's late 23:56:43 [Jimplayers] i'M EASY 23:56:47 [henry] By the way what does MWAA mean 23:56:57 [Severen] henry> Snogs.... 23:57:00 [F.A.] mwaaaa is basically a kssing sound 23:57:05 [T.M.O.] Oh really......... 23:57:14 [Severen] Jimplayers> I'd heard!! 23:57:17 [Noriko] Are you the Henry, the web Master ? Thanks for this chat room ! 23:57:23 [F.A.] cool - foursome...me, Sev, TMO and Jim! Result!!! 23:57:28 [Jimplayers] No idead 23:57:48 [T.M.O.] Hot and bothered 23:57:56 [henry]>[F.A.] Oh yes - I realised that a couple of hours ago - I must be in need of some ginko tea and a foot rub 23:57:59 [Severen] F.A.> Cold shower for you, my girl! 23:58:00 [F.A.] on no...it's nearly the end 23:58:02 [T.M.O.] Will jump on Mr TMO's head if we are not careful 23:58:09 [Severen] T.M.O.> And you!! 23:58:25 [Severen] Cold showers for everyone!!!!!!! 23:58:31 [Severen] Together!!!!! 23:58:39 [F.A.] Thanks again to Henry and Jim for the party - it's been cool 23:58:42 [T.M.O.] WAY HAY! 23:58:45 [Severen] Am I getting carried away? 23:58:56 [T.M.O.] No 23:58:57 [Severen] Ta Henry. It's been a blast!!! 23:58:57 [Curvana] what a shame I came in so late. 23:59:03 [Noriko] Oh! Please no. I'm going to leave for the office! > shower 23:59:07 [henry]>[Noriko] The chat was God's command and my pleasure 23:59:17 [T.M.O.] Thats what they all say Curvana 23:59:17 [Severen] F.A.> Sorry. 23:59:29 [Severen] Ta, Henry. It's been fab! 23:59:37 [Night] Yep, thanks for sorting this out - it's been fun chatting to people - probably just as well that I couldn't get in from work - I'd have done even less work than I did! 23:59:46 [F.A.] hmmmm, so when is this going to shut down then? One last vodka round for everyone? 23:59:48 [Jimplayers] Have we all had fun? 23:59:49 [Severen] Hey, we're still here! 23:59:57 [F.A.] Bottoms up!!! 23:59:57 [Severen] Cool!! 00:00:08 Leann enters this room 00:00:18 [henry] Oh the witching hout 00:00:19 [T.M.O.] I havent had this much fun fully clothed before. 00:00:24 [henry] hour 00:00:34 [Severen] Leann> Hellllooooooooo.......... 00:00:38 [F.A.] *F.A. pushes vodka in Leann's hand* 00:00:44 [Severen] T.M.O.> You havne't lived girl! 00:00:52 [henry]>[Jimplayers] Well I have - great idea Jim 00:00:57 [Leann] Ah, Ta, FA! 00:01:02 [Noriko] I'M going. Thanks for this great idea and I enjoyed. Bye for now. 00:01:05 [F.A.] so when is everything gonna go blank then Henry> 00:01:11 [T.M.O.] Byee 00:01:23 [Severen] Lock in!!! Lock in!!! Lock in!!! Lock in!!! Lock in!!! Lock in!!! Lock in!!! Lock in!!! 00:01:37 [Leann] Jim, yes, this was big fun! 00:01:37 Noriko exits from this room 00:01:39 [Severen] T.M.O.> Where you off to? gonna jump on his 'ead? 00:01:43 [T.M.O.] We are old lushes at the bar.... 00:01:46 [Curvana] Byeee...gotta do some work unfortunately. 00:02:00 [henry] As Andy is still in the bathroom we have to ask Jim if we can have a lock in 00:02:02 [Severen] Curvana> Ciao! 00:02:22 [T.M.O.] And advise us where we can have a slash.. 00:02:31 [Severen] Hey Meester Jim, please to have a llock in , senor? 00:02:31 [Leann] Night, Curvana. Take care. 00:02:38 [F.A.] *F.A. puts on best pleading voice* Please Jim 00:02:49 [Severen] T.M.O.> Bogs are up the corridor on the left, just follow your nose. 00:02:52 [Jimplayers] Be my guest 00:03:11 [T.M.O.] Mr TMO wont like this...... 00:03:16 [Severen] Jimplayers> Top man!!! 00:03:22 [Curvana] Thanks. I'd rather be outside. It's 26 degrees and not a cloud in the sky. 00:03:24 [F.A.] Woo-hoo....so that's no sleep tonight then...best get another barcardi in... 00:03:27 [Jimplayers] Henry.....OK? 00:03:34 [Night] My flatmate is watching a program about making sex-dolls! 00:03:36 [Severen] T.M.O.> He'll have to wait for his 'jump' then, won't he. 00:03:36 [Leann] How many of you have to work tomorrow? 00:03:45 [T.M.O.] Can i put my jamas on? 00:03:52 [Severen] Leann> Me. 00:04:09 [Leann] Like that would stop me, since I never get to bed until 1 or 2 in the morning anywa. 00:04:20 [Severen] T.M.O.> I've already got me dressing gown on. Was in bed when FA told me to join you lot! 00:04:39 [T.M.O.] Really? 00:04:44 [Leann] 26 degrees?!?!?! BRRRRRRR! 00:04:50 [T.M.O.] Rock n roll 00:05:02 [Jimplayers] Tidy up when you're finished. Have fun. Bye. 00:05:03 [Night] I have to work tomorrow - I guess I'd better turn in! I'll see you lot on the Wall, it's been great chatting - have fun if you're staying up late! 00:05:22 [Severen] T.M.O.> Yeah, man!! Like, Life In The Fast Lane!!! 00:05:25 [Leann] Take care, Jim. Night! 00:05:29 [Curvana] 26 celcius! 00:05:35 [T.M.O.] Nighty Night, Night 00:05:36 [Severen] Hey, sound like a great name for a song! 00:05:39 Jimplayers exits from this room 00:05:47 [Severen] Night Jim. 00:05:51 [Night] Night! 00:05:54 [Severen] Oops too late! 00:05:57 Night exits from this room 00:06:03 [Severen] Night, Night! 00:06:07 [F.A.] oops - night...Night 00:06:12 [Severen] Sod it!! Twice!!! 00:06:21 [Severen] Ah, well.. 00:06:32 [Severen] F.A.> You love it!! 00:06:41 [Leann] Curvana> OH RIGHT! Duh! I knew it was still winter there but DAY-UM that's cold! Or so I though. 00:06:44 [F.A.] you know it!!! 00:06:57 [T.M.O.] I think I may suffer the wrath of MR TMO aswell. 00:07:01 [F.A.] isn't it starting summer soon in Oz? 00:07:05 [Severen] Wa-hey!!! 00:07:07 [T.M.O.] Ill have to turn in. 00:07:14 [Severen] Sring, surely? 00:07:21 [Severen] ...spring, I mean! 00:07:38 [Leann] I THINK spring JUST started there last week or so, 00:07:47 [Severen] T.M.O.> Big snogs, T.M.O. Sleep well...when you get 'round to it! 00:07:59 [T.M.O.] Ive usually had 3 hours sleep by now. And he'll accuse me of being sad int he morning 00:08:05 [F.A.] oh dear - that classic film 'Porky's' is on tv!>! 00:08:09 [Leann] T.M.O.> Take care, great chatting with you! 00:08:20 [Severen] F.A.> Lassie!!!! 00:08:41 [henry] Closing time? Probably in a couple of hours?? 00:08:42 [T.M.O.] Bye all. Speak to you on the Wall. Will you be joining us a bit more regularly Sev?? 00:08:53 [henry] bye TMO 00:09:12 [Severen] May do. If I can teamyself away from bikes long enough!! 00:09:14 [F.A.]>[henry] Well...I'll be here for a little while yet... 00:09:27 [Severen] Oops, tear myself...... 00:09:28 [T.M.O.] Adios Amigos x 00:09:32 [Leann] Actually, as much as I hate to, I better be off too. I've been getting evil eyes from the libraian for being here too long. 00:09:34 T.M.O. exits from this room 00:09:47 [F.A.] everyone's leaving us... 00:10:05 [F.A.] Take care Leann - good chatting to ya 00:10:15 [henry] Cinderella time I guess 00:10:15 [Leann] It was greatgetting to talk with you all though! And nice meeting you, Sev. 00:10:23 [henry] Bye Leann 00:10:30 [Severen] TBH, babe I'm not sure how much longer I'm gonna be here. My eyes are starting to play up a little. 00:10:45 [Leann] I hope we get the opportunity to do this again sometime. 00:10:46 [Severen] Nice to meet you, Leann. See you again soon. 00:11:04 [Leann] Night, all! 00:11:07 Leann exits from this room 00:11:24 [Severen] Oh, bollocks!! forgot about that!!! 00:12:16 [F.A.] not many of us left now...guess it'll be an early night after all... 00:12:59 [F.A.] *he he he* the only funny bit of Porky's is now on...you'd think with all the digital channels I have I could find something bette rto half watch! 00:13:31 [Severen] Think I should turn in now. Can;t focus proper and it's gonna be a looooooonnngg night tomorrow! 00:13:51 [F.A.] night baby x 00:13:56 [Severen] Nice to meet you all. 00:14:08 [Severen] Snogs, babe!! Mwaa!!! 00:14:21 [F.A.] big mwaaaa to you x 00:14:30 Severen exits from this room 00:17:08 [F.A.] well...guess I'll be drinking the rest of my barcardi and then go to bed as well... 00:17:45 [F.A.] Really - thanks Henry - this has been a great idea...we've come a long way in the last year and it's been good fun 00:20:20 henry enters this room 00:21:19 [henry] Just had a major computer wibblw 00:21:27 [henry] wibble 00:21:29 [F.A.]>[henry] that's not good 00:21:45 [henry] So I have to go anyway - it was fun wasn't it? 00:21:49 [F.A.]>[henry] although if your computer is wibbling it's enjoying itself *LOL* 00:22:09 [F.A.] it was great fun - but really...don't think I managed much work today *LOL* 00:22:13 [henry] Not now TMO has left 00:22:29 [F.A.] LMAO 00:22:41 [henry] Night then 00:22:44 [F.A.] Well...see you on the Wall 00:22:54 [henry] LMAO??? 00:23:04 [F.A.] LMAO = laugh my arse off 00:23:14 [F.A.] Later Henry. Night Renee 00:23:18 [henry] Hope it isn't painful 00:23:32 [F.A.] *he he he* 00:23:39 [F.A.] no - quite painless 00:24:16 F.A. exits from this room 00:25:02 [henry] Closing up now then - Goodnight everyone Comedy Store Players Home